Author: Hello and welcome back! It's been a fun filled week in the world of
bigbrother. We have another eviction to announce and it is.Christian!
Christian: (Sings operatically) CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! AT LAST, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN! (Speaks normally) you say something? Author: Yes you are evicted! Christian: Nonononononononononono! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (throws tantrum) Author: Will someone get him out of here! Edge: Okey Dokey. (Throws Christian through door) Author: Phew he's gone! Thankyou edge. Edge: anything for you oh Anikathepen who is so talented and sexy! ***Note*** It is MY fic and I can get off with edge if I want to! ***End note*** (Doorbell rings) Mystic queen: Helloooo! Author: Who are YOU! Mystic: you said I could be in your fic! Author: oh right! Mystic Queen: Where's Rocky and Molly they make such a cute couple, I'll go find them. Author: (thinks) I hope they're dressed then. Edge: Now where were we. (Doorbell rings) Author: What is it NOW! Coyote-baybe: Hello! Author: Oh Hi Holly, who said YOU, could be in my fic! Coyote-baybe: No one, why? Author: What do you want! Coyote-baybe: Matt Hardy!!!! (She runs upstairs) Author: (Thinks) I hope he's got out of bed. WHERE'S EDGE GONE! (Doorbell) Author: YES!!! (All of you reviewers are now outside the door) Author: Ah my fans, would you like an autograph? (Reviewers all rush inside looking for favourite superstars) Author: SECURITY!!! (Security run in and take out all reviewers) Author: Now the highlights from the show.
***Highlights*** (Matt and Amy Curled up in bed)
Amy: I love you Matt Matt: I love you too. Amy: Ah what shall we do now Matt: I have an idea. Amy: Uh.6 times is QUITE enough Thankyou. Matt: (Kisses her) Shall we go down the breakfast now? Amy: Will that involve getting up? Matt: Probably. Amy: Can't we just stay here? Matt: wouldn't that be a little boring? Amy: I know something we can do to liven it up. (Censored) Author: Excuse me! There may be children reading this! Now onto our next scene. *** (Jeff and Trish are curled up in bed) Jeff: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Trish: Jeff, wake up Jeff: Huh, what! Trish: good morning! Jeff: you said it! Trish: do you want breakfast? Jeff: Do they do skittles omelettes? Trish: No Jeff, they don't. Jeff: Night night. Trish: What! Jeff: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! **** Author: Another lot! They are a bunch of randy sods aren't they!
*** (Behind the sofas) Edge: Ouch! Your FOOT is in my FACE! Rhyno: Gore! Y2J: shut up Test: you shut up! Shane: all of you shut up! (steph walks in) Steph: Shane, Jericho, anybody! Author: what's the matter steph! Steph: everybody's GONE Author: Oh never mind! (sits on sofa) All: ouch! Steph: THERE YOU ARE Y2J!!! (leaps on him and start kissing him) Y2J: Nooooooooo!
Author: If you want a spot in my fic just say so on your eviction choice! It's a mass eviction next week that will only leave us with TEN people! So vote for as many people as you like!
Christian: (Sings operatically) CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! AT LAST, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN! (Speaks normally) you say something? Author: Yes you are evicted! Christian: Nonononononononononono! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (throws tantrum) Author: Will someone get him out of here! Edge: Okey Dokey. (Throws Christian through door) Author: Phew he's gone! Thankyou edge. Edge: anything for you oh Anikathepen who is so talented and sexy! ***Note*** It is MY fic and I can get off with edge if I want to! ***End note*** (Doorbell rings) Mystic queen: Helloooo! Author: Who are YOU! Mystic: you said I could be in your fic! Author: oh right! Mystic Queen: Where's Rocky and Molly they make such a cute couple, I'll go find them. Author: (thinks) I hope they're dressed then. Edge: Now where were we. (Doorbell rings) Author: What is it NOW! Coyote-baybe: Hello! Author: Oh Hi Holly, who said YOU, could be in my fic! Coyote-baybe: No one, why? Author: What do you want! Coyote-baybe: Matt Hardy!!!! (She runs upstairs) Author: (Thinks) I hope he's got out of bed. WHERE'S EDGE GONE! (Doorbell) Author: YES!!! (All of you reviewers are now outside the door) Author: Ah my fans, would you like an autograph? (Reviewers all rush inside looking for favourite superstars) Author: SECURITY!!! (Security run in and take out all reviewers) Author: Now the highlights from the show.
***Highlights*** (Matt and Amy Curled up in bed)
Amy: I love you Matt Matt: I love you too. Amy: Ah what shall we do now Matt: I have an idea. Amy: Uh.6 times is QUITE enough Thankyou. Matt: (Kisses her) Shall we go down the breakfast now? Amy: Will that involve getting up? Matt: Probably. Amy: Can't we just stay here? Matt: wouldn't that be a little boring? Amy: I know something we can do to liven it up. (Censored) Author: Excuse me! There may be children reading this! Now onto our next scene. *** (Jeff and Trish are curled up in bed) Jeff: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Trish: Jeff, wake up Jeff: Huh, what! Trish: good morning! Jeff: you said it! Trish: do you want breakfast? Jeff: Do they do skittles omelettes? Trish: No Jeff, they don't. Jeff: Night night. Trish: What! Jeff: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! **** Author: Another lot! They are a bunch of randy sods aren't they!
*** (Behind the sofas) Edge: Ouch! Your FOOT is in my FACE! Rhyno: Gore! Y2J: shut up Test: you shut up! Shane: all of you shut up! (steph walks in) Steph: Shane, Jericho, anybody! Author: what's the matter steph! Steph: everybody's GONE Author: Oh never mind! (sits on sofa) All: ouch! Steph: THERE YOU ARE Y2J!!! (leaps on him and start kissing him) Y2J: Nooooooooo!
Author: If you want a spot in my fic just say so on your eviction choice! It's a mass eviction next week that will only leave us with TEN people! So vote for as many people as you like!