Jack is Strapped
Jack woke up. He found himself strapped in bed. "WHAT THE **** HAPPENED?"
he yelled.
He got on his feet and waddled to the door. He squeezed through the door.
"How in the world did I do that?" he wondered, since the door is small and
the bed is big.
He walked down to the Green Ranch and found Ann's dad.
"What's with the bed? Still asleep?" her dad asked. "No. I'm strapped in,"
Jack replied.
Jack walked around the Ranch and found Gary. ".Go away," he said.
"Grouch," Jack murmured. He walked into the vineyard. He saw Karen's Dad
and Mom.
"SLEEPY HEAD!" they both yelled.
"I got to find someway to get it off," Jack thought to himself. He went to
town.
There, Jack found Popuri and Elli whispering to each other.
"Hi Popuri! Hi Elli!" Jack said. They ignored him. "Very suspicious,' Jack
thought.
He walked into the library. "Come read a book with me Jack!" Maria said.
Jack ran out.
He went to the town square. There he found Popuri and Elli.
"WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?" Jack shouted.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH ANN, KAREN, AND MARIA ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
BUT NOT US!" they yelled at the same time.
"I'm sorry already will you get this off of me now?" Jack asked annoyed.
Popuri sprinkled the metal straps and they came undone.
Jack walked away.
"WE'RE GOING TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU JACK!" they yelled at the same time.
He grumbled all the way home and the 2 girls giggled at him.