(Avril Lavigne's song "Sk8er Boi")
"Wizard Boi"
As sung by Ginny Weasley

He was a seeker, she was one too
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was wizard, she was a witch
What more can I say?
He wanted her, she'd never tell
But secretly she wanted him as well
All of her friends stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his wizard robes

He was a Wizard Boi
She said see you later boi
He wasn't tall enough for her
She had an Asain face
But her wand was up in space
She needed to come back down to Hogwarts

Five years from now
She sits at home
feedin' the baby
She's all alone
She turns on TV
Guess who she sees
Wizard boi flyin on Q.TV
She owls her friends
They already know
And they all have tickits to see the show
She tags along
And sits in the crowd
To watch the man that she turned down

He was a Quidditch Boi
She said see you later boi
He wasn't fast enough for her
And now he's a Quidditch Star
And catchin' the Snitch so far
Does you pretty face see what he's worth?

(Repeat)

Sorry gurl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boi's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how this Fanfic ends
To bad that you couldn't see
See the man that boi could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the wizard that lives inside

He's Quidditch Boi
And I'm Witchey Gurl
Can I make it anymore obvious?
We are in love haven't you heard
How we charm each others world

I'm with the Quidditch Boi
I said see you later boi
I'll be in the pitch after the match
I'll be at Hogwarts School teaching the students things
About the gurl you had a fling

(Repeat)