LORNE
PROBLEMS
NOTE: I don't own any of these characters (it'd be cool if I did, though). They belong to the WB. They are WB characters alone. I know Fred use to be into the whole drug thing and Angel use to be a big bad boy. Give me a break. I'm trying to deal with typical teenage issues. And NEVER do drugs or liquor! I don't care how old you are. Stay away from them. They'll kill you! Not that I'm on the subject of bad things child abuse is also awful. Don't hurt your children, either. No matter how upset you get. That is all.
A/N: I liked that last fiction I did. It was fun. I'm so glad I got so many good reviews for it. Well, one of my reviewers asked me about what Lorne was going to do to Connor. He or she asked that because they'd remembered the talk in "Lorne reaches out." I had to think about that for a while. (Not for long, though.)
Summary: Once again Connor is graveling in his own self-pity after getting yet another spanking from Angel. But he forgot that he was also in trouble with someone else.
CHAPTER 24
Connor was lying on his stomach on his bed. He'd just gotten spanked by Angel and it hurt worse than anything. Well, all most anything. It didn't hurt worse than knowing he'd hurt Angel so much before. Now that was true pain. Then suddenly a hard SMACK landed on the boy's rear end.
"Ouch!" Connor yelled, jumping up. He saw Lorne. "What'd you do that for?"
"Just keeping to what I said, Connor cakes," replied the demon. "I told you that Angel wasn't the only one you'd have to worry about."
"Thanks. I was feeling awful enough and now I have to worry about a demon's feelings, too."
"What were you thinking?"
"It's not like that. At lunch someone slipped me the drink."
"Are you being sincere?" asked Lorne, narrowing his eyes at the boy.
"Yes. I promise it. I'm telling the truth, Lorne."
"IF you are then why didn't you tell Angel that?"
"I tried but he won't listen. He just doesn't trust me," said Connor.
"Gee, and you've given so many reasons why he should."
"Okay. So maybe I've been a little dishonest."
"A little."
"Okay, I've been a bad boy. But I never thought it'd be so bad that he would hear nothing but lies come from me."
"Don't worry, kid. I'll try to help you out. I'm going to regret it but I'll help you out."
"Thanks, Lorne," Connor beamed. "For an ugly green guy you're okay." Lorne landed another hand down on Connor's backside. "Ouch!"
"You are such a baby," said Lorne.
"You rule, Angel," said Gunn. They were all downstairs.
"You sure do," said Cordy seductively, snugging up to him.
"Yeah, but still. I am getting the feeling I did something wrong up there," said Angel.
"Angel, give it a rest. The kid was a pain and you smacked his miserable butt," said Gunn.
"Charles is right, for once. Connor deserved more if you ask me. In fact, I have a hair brush the size of Long Island. You could use it on him if you wanted," said Fred.
"Fred?" said Angel.
"That's my girl. I knew you had a dark side," said Gunn.
That's when Lorne walked in. "What's up, guys?" He turned to Angel. "Okay, I've been talking to your little pup. He says that some guy slipped him the liquor."
"Lorne, my little pup is lying. I'm not buying into it anymore. That's my policy from now on. He screws up and I'm going straight for his butt," said Angel.
"I guess Fred isn't the only one with a dark side," said Cordy.
"Duh," said Gunn.
"Lorne, do you really think he is telling the truth?" asked Angel.
"I wouldn't even be bothered if I thought otherwise," replied Lorne.
"Maybe I should talk to him," said Angel, standing up.
Then the phone rang. Fred got up and answered it. "Hello. Whoa. We'll be right there." She hung up. "Sorry, Angel, but talking to Connor will have to wait. We have giant blood sucking worms to deal with."
"All right," Angel sighed. "Let's move." With weapons in hand Angel and the rest of the gang left out of the hotel. Even Lorne went. That's a switch.
PROBLEMS
NOTE: I don't own any of these characters (it'd be cool if I did, though). They belong to the WB. They are WB characters alone. I know Fred use to be into the whole drug thing and Angel use to be a big bad boy. Give me a break. I'm trying to deal with typical teenage issues. And NEVER do drugs or liquor! I don't care how old you are. Stay away from them. They'll kill you! Not that I'm on the subject of bad things child abuse is also awful. Don't hurt your children, either. No matter how upset you get. That is all.
A/N: I liked that last fiction I did. It was fun. I'm so glad I got so many good reviews for it. Well, one of my reviewers asked me about what Lorne was going to do to Connor. He or she asked that because they'd remembered the talk in "Lorne reaches out." I had to think about that for a while. (Not for long, though.)
Summary: Once again Connor is graveling in his own self-pity after getting yet another spanking from Angel. But he forgot that he was also in trouble with someone else.
CHAPTER 24
Connor was lying on his stomach on his bed. He'd just gotten spanked by Angel and it hurt worse than anything. Well, all most anything. It didn't hurt worse than knowing he'd hurt Angel so much before. Now that was true pain. Then suddenly a hard SMACK landed on the boy's rear end.
"Ouch!" Connor yelled, jumping up. He saw Lorne. "What'd you do that for?"
"Just keeping to what I said, Connor cakes," replied the demon. "I told you that Angel wasn't the only one you'd have to worry about."
"Thanks. I was feeling awful enough and now I have to worry about a demon's feelings, too."
"What were you thinking?"
"It's not like that. At lunch someone slipped me the drink."
"Are you being sincere?" asked Lorne, narrowing his eyes at the boy.
"Yes. I promise it. I'm telling the truth, Lorne."
"IF you are then why didn't you tell Angel that?"
"I tried but he won't listen. He just doesn't trust me," said Connor.
"Gee, and you've given so many reasons why he should."
"Okay. So maybe I've been a little dishonest."
"A little."
"Okay, I've been a bad boy. But I never thought it'd be so bad that he would hear nothing but lies come from me."
"Don't worry, kid. I'll try to help you out. I'm going to regret it but I'll help you out."
"Thanks, Lorne," Connor beamed. "For an ugly green guy you're okay." Lorne landed another hand down on Connor's backside. "Ouch!"
"You are such a baby," said Lorne.
"You rule, Angel," said Gunn. They were all downstairs.
"You sure do," said Cordy seductively, snugging up to him.
"Yeah, but still. I am getting the feeling I did something wrong up there," said Angel.
"Angel, give it a rest. The kid was a pain and you smacked his miserable butt," said Gunn.
"Charles is right, for once. Connor deserved more if you ask me. In fact, I have a hair brush the size of Long Island. You could use it on him if you wanted," said Fred.
"Fred?" said Angel.
"That's my girl. I knew you had a dark side," said Gunn.
That's when Lorne walked in. "What's up, guys?" He turned to Angel. "Okay, I've been talking to your little pup. He says that some guy slipped him the liquor."
"Lorne, my little pup is lying. I'm not buying into it anymore. That's my policy from now on. He screws up and I'm going straight for his butt," said Angel.
"I guess Fred isn't the only one with a dark side," said Cordy.
"Duh," said Gunn.
"Lorne, do you really think he is telling the truth?" asked Angel.
"I wouldn't even be bothered if I thought otherwise," replied Lorne.
"Maybe I should talk to him," said Angel, standing up.
Then the phone rang. Fred got up and answered it. "Hello. Whoa. We'll be right there." She hung up. "Sorry, Angel, but talking to Connor will have to wait. We have giant blood sucking worms to deal with."
"All right," Angel sighed. "Let's move." With weapons in hand Angel and the rest of the gang left out of the hotel. Even Lorne went. That's a switch.