The Tree hugging sequel !!!!!
Legolaze stood frozen to the spot. He had asked Gimlee if he could borrow his tap shoes, and the red haired dwarf had replied "no I need then to defeat the mutant, hedge trimmers, Aurgone lost."
Legolaze crossed his arms, "I think that is a stupid plan"
"Really? Well I think you're a complete twit !" Gimlee snapped, glaring at the elf.
"Hmmph!!" Legolaze pouted "At least the trees love me!!!" He cried glomping on to one.
"Um..ok" Frodo blinked.
Aurgone snorted "ok...un.. Legolaze, I know elves are weird and all but your fooling around with a douglas fir is really starting to creep me out!"
"YA big time..." Frodo nodded.
"But Mr. Frodo sir, I wanna hug some trees with Mr. Legolaze" Sam whined.
Frodo turned to look at Sam in silence.
"Well it was just a thought " Sam shrugged. " well can I wear a pair of purple briefs then, surely that will stand out"
Frodo laughed " Sure Sam, if you can find a pair of purple briefs you can wear them. But come on where in the middle of this desolate, battle ridden hell hole are you gonna find a pair of purple undies?...."
All heads turn to Legolaze.
"What?" The elf looked up innocently.
".........."
"Oh fine then!!!!" Legolaze cried as he pulled out a pair of frilly underwear from his pack and passed it to Sam.
Sam cried out in delight.
"I don't believe it" Aurgone groaned.
"Legolaze!!" Frodo protested.
"Look out!!" A voice called.
"What?", they all turned to see Boromir running up the hillside.
"I said there's a possessed crayon coming up behind you look out!!"
Gimlee turned to see Legolaze being beaten senseless by an evil pink crayon.
"My god !!" he screamed "What are you doing to the tree hugging freak you...unn....freak !!
stay tooned for next chapter !!