Golden Sun - The Pointless tale
Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun, that right belongs to Camelot. I also don't own the term "Chrono Syndrome." That was created by Triad Orion, a very good author, who created it and has given me permission to use it. I also don't own the Giant Meatball of Death, which also belongs to Triad Orion. In fact Triad came up with a bunch of this stuff, and it's even better in his stories, so you should read them. In fact, if it is actually funny, it is his. Now if it is stupid, you can probably accredit it to me. I do have his permission to use the quotes, as he is also a character in the story . . . eventually.
It was a lovely day in the city of Vale, right under the large Mount Aleph, which held the Sol Sanctum. Well, I guess if you look at it, it was not that lovely. There was a thunderstorm, and a huge boulder that was kind of in the process of attempting to crush there entire village to a pulp. So I guess if you think about it, it wasn't that lovely of a day after all. It was actually pretty gruesome. The elders stood and tried to hold the Large Rock back with there psyenergy, but they were failing fast, and the huge rock of, pain, and stuff was quickly advancing.
"Wake up Maurice!" Dora called abstractly at Isaac who was lying down on the bed. He abstractly woke up and looked very confused at who his mother was talking to. "Hurry up Maurice!" Dora said again grabbing Isaac's arm and dragging him out by his arm. Outside of the house Kyle stood there waving his hands, "Come on Dora, hurry up!" he called.
"Alright Norbert I am coming!" Dora responded quickly as she raced down the path towards Kyle.
"Dora you really need to learn names better, I'm Kyle, NOT Norbert, and our son's name is Isaac, NOT Maurice!"
"What ever you say Norbert," Dora said, not really paying attention. She grabbed Isaac. "Now I want you to go straight to the square so you are not crushed by the giant rock of pain and stuff." Isaac nodded and took off running towards the square, and along the way he met up with his best friend, Garret. Garret stared at Isaac, as he tried to pull a giant crate along with him to get away.
Isaac made some quick hand motions and Garret dropped the crate. "You want me to just leave all of my possessions here so I am not crushed by the Giant Meatball of doom?" Isaac gave him a quizzical look and Garret pointed. Isaac had to admit it did look like a meatball. After a couple more hand motions Garret nodded. "So we have to go to the town square, ok," Garret said, somehow able to make sense out of the hand symbols.
They took off towards the square, as huge boulders mysteriously dropped right in front of them right as they reached another staircase. "Again?!" Garret demanded, as another boulder hit the ground, "This is just getting weird."
They were heading towards the square when they saw Jenna's house, when they saw a group of people standing over on the houses dock yelling. More importantly, they saw a young boy floating in the river barley hanging on to a large stick that was conveniently there; just like one always is in a river someone is going to float down on, in all worlds but the real one. After another couple seconds, our brilliant hero, Maurice, err, Isaac, figured out that the boy was Felix, Jenna's younger brother.
"Isaac! Isaac! I need you and Garret to come here right away!" Kyle, Isaac's father called from the docks. He then looked at everyone around him. "Anyone have any Psyenergy left?" He asked Jenna's family, who were all present on the dock, despite the fact that the huge rock of pain, and stuff, was about to fall. Kyle shrugged, and called out to Felix and said, "Have you tried swimming to shore? . . . . No? Ok well have you tried teleporting? . . . . No you can't do that? Oh well I give up."
Kyle then turned to Isaac who had just arrived and said "I need you to go and find someone who still has Psyenergy left and can help us!"
Isaac nodded, and they took off, again being apprehended being apprehended by the giant boulders that seemed to drop in there way. "Again!? This is just becoming. . ." Garret was cut off by another rock falling and blocking there path. "ARGGGGH!"
Isaac just sighed and they finally got all the way to the town square, where again, very conveniently, a man had just jumped off the psyenergy stone was fully charged.
Jenna, whom had just joined them, looked a little confused. "Will someone please explain to me how by touching a rock you can become powerful again . . . .?" Isaac Just shrugged, and Jenna sighed.
Which is about when Garret, the brains of the operation (note the sarcasm), said "Well, that's obvious. The giant cool rock of stuff is just cool, so it gives powers and stuff." This only succeeded in getting more sighs from Isaac and Jenna.
The super charged by the rock of coolness guy, and Jenna, joined Isaac and Garret, and they mad a dash just for Felix . . .but alas, they were too late, because just as they arrived, the huge rock of pain and smashing them all away but Garret, Jenna, and Isaac, with Felix gone into the river. Jenna decided to hang around . . . and do stuff . . .
So Garret and Isaac started to head back to the town square, and then suddenly they heard two voices coming from the ledge above them.
"Yeah man, Alchemy is so cool, because it does cool stuff, and can make us powerful . . . and stuff . . .," said a female voice.
"Menardi, will you just shut up, we have to get out of here, before any of the towns people find us!" replied a masculine voice that had just a hint of annoyance in it.
The two voices were drawing closer and closer to the edge, when they spotted Isaac and Garret just sitting there.
"You two," said the funky blue guy, "Were you eavesdropping?" Isaac just shook his head, and the funky blue guy said some stuff, and then he said he was going to fight them and stuff. The funky blue dude went for his sheath and drew -
"A fish?! Not again! I need to work on that!" the Blue guy said, as reached back into his sheath and drew out -
"Oh great, I got a ham this time . . . oh well," and with that he blew them away with a bit of fireball. They fell to the ground unconscious.
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ChRisToPh: Well that was . . . Different
Me: Hush you, we didn't ask your opinion.
ChRisToPh: Yes you did.
Me: When?
ChRisToPh: Oh you did, trust me.
Me: . . . Well I guess that is all then . . . Until next time R&R please, even though its not that good . . .
Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun, that right belongs to Camelot. I also don't own the term "Chrono Syndrome." That was created by Triad Orion, a very good author, who created it and has given me permission to use it. I also don't own the Giant Meatball of Death, which also belongs to Triad Orion. In fact Triad came up with a bunch of this stuff, and it's even better in his stories, so you should read them. In fact, if it is actually funny, it is his. Now if it is stupid, you can probably accredit it to me. I do have his permission to use the quotes, as he is also a character in the story . . . eventually.
It was a lovely day in the city of Vale, right under the large Mount Aleph, which held the Sol Sanctum. Well, I guess if you look at it, it was not that lovely. There was a thunderstorm, and a huge boulder that was kind of in the process of attempting to crush there entire village to a pulp. So I guess if you think about it, it wasn't that lovely of a day after all. It was actually pretty gruesome. The elders stood and tried to hold the Large Rock back with there psyenergy, but they were failing fast, and the huge rock of, pain, and stuff was quickly advancing.
"Wake up Maurice!" Dora called abstractly at Isaac who was lying down on the bed. He abstractly woke up and looked very confused at who his mother was talking to. "Hurry up Maurice!" Dora said again grabbing Isaac's arm and dragging him out by his arm. Outside of the house Kyle stood there waving his hands, "Come on Dora, hurry up!" he called.
"Alright Norbert I am coming!" Dora responded quickly as she raced down the path towards Kyle.
"Dora you really need to learn names better, I'm Kyle, NOT Norbert, and our son's name is Isaac, NOT Maurice!"
"What ever you say Norbert," Dora said, not really paying attention. She grabbed Isaac. "Now I want you to go straight to the square so you are not crushed by the giant rock of pain and stuff." Isaac nodded and took off running towards the square, and along the way he met up with his best friend, Garret. Garret stared at Isaac, as he tried to pull a giant crate along with him to get away.
Isaac made some quick hand motions and Garret dropped the crate. "You want me to just leave all of my possessions here so I am not crushed by the Giant Meatball of doom?" Isaac gave him a quizzical look and Garret pointed. Isaac had to admit it did look like a meatball. After a couple more hand motions Garret nodded. "So we have to go to the town square, ok," Garret said, somehow able to make sense out of the hand symbols.
They took off towards the square, as huge boulders mysteriously dropped right in front of them right as they reached another staircase. "Again?!" Garret demanded, as another boulder hit the ground, "This is just getting weird."
They were heading towards the square when they saw Jenna's house, when they saw a group of people standing over on the houses dock yelling. More importantly, they saw a young boy floating in the river barley hanging on to a large stick that was conveniently there; just like one always is in a river someone is going to float down on, in all worlds but the real one. After another couple seconds, our brilliant hero, Maurice, err, Isaac, figured out that the boy was Felix, Jenna's younger brother.
"Isaac! Isaac! I need you and Garret to come here right away!" Kyle, Isaac's father called from the docks. He then looked at everyone around him. "Anyone have any Psyenergy left?" He asked Jenna's family, who were all present on the dock, despite the fact that the huge rock of pain, and stuff, was about to fall. Kyle shrugged, and called out to Felix and said, "Have you tried swimming to shore? . . . . No? Ok well have you tried teleporting? . . . . No you can't do that? Oh well I give up."
Kyle then turned to Isaac who had just arrived and said "I need you to go and find someone who still has Psyenergy left and can help us!"
Isaac nodded, and they took off, again being apprehended being apprehended by the giant boulders that seemed to drop in there way. "Again!? This is just becoming. . ." Garret was cut off by another rock falling and blocking there path. "ARGGGGH!"
Isaac just sighed and they finally got all the way to the town square, where again, very conveniently, a man had just jumped off the psyenergy stone was fully charged.
Jenna, whom had just joined them, looked a little confused. "Will someone please explain to me how by touching a rock you can become powerful again . . . .?" Isaac Just shrugged, and Jenna sighed.
Which is about when Garret, the brains of the operation (note the sarcasm), said "Well, that's obvious. The giant cool rock of stuff is just cool, so it gives powers and stuff." This only succeeded in getting more sighs from Isaac and Jenna.
The super charged by the rock of coolness guy, and Jenna, joined Isaac and Garret, and they mad a dash just for Felix . . .but alas, they were too late, because just as they arrived, the huge rock of pain and smashing them all away but Garret, Jenna, and Isaac, with Felix gone into the river. Jenna decided to hang around . . . and do stuff . . .
So Garret and Isaac started to head back to the town square, and then suddenly they heard two voices coming from the ledge above them.
"Yeah man, Alchemy is so cool, because it does cool stuff, and can make us powerful . . . and stuff . . .," said a female voice.
"Menardi, will you just shut up, we have to get out of here, before any of the towns people find us!" replied a masculine voice that had just a hint of annoyance in it.
The two voices were drawing closer and closer to the edge, when they spotted Isaac and Garret just sitting there.
"You two," said the funky blue guy, "Were you eavesdropping?" Isaac just shook his head, and the funky blue guy said some stuff, and then he said he was going to fight them and stuff. The funky blue dude went for his sheath and drew -
"A fish?! Not again! I need to work on that!" the Blue guy said, as reached back into his sheath and drew out -
"Oh great, I got a ham this time . . . oh well," and with that he blew them away with a bit of fireball. They fell to the ground unconscious.
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ChRisToPh: Well that was . . . Different
Me: Hush you, we didn't ask your opinion.
ChRisToPh: Yes you did.
Me: When?
ChRisToPh: Oh you did, trust me.
Me: . . . Well I guess that is all then . . . Until next time R&R please, even though its not that good . . .