Golden Sun - The pointless tale
Chapter Two - Three Years later!
Me: Guess whose back!?
ChRisToPh: You again?
Me: CORRECT!
ChRisToPh: Greeeat . . . By the way Triad, don't be so modest, the giant meatball was your idea and you know it! That is a lot better than Idiot boy's Rock of pain and stuff!
Me: Yeah, Credit to be given where credit is due . . . Though my idea wasn't that bad . . .
ChRisToPh: Yeah, sure Idiot boy . . . But you know Triad thought up a lot of this, so now on with the show!
***
Three years later
"Ok Maurice, I have had enough we are bringing you to the doctor right now! I have had it up to hear," Dora makes motion with hand as high as possible, "with your not talking, now come on!" Isaac sighed, as he often did around his mother. She was ranting again about his mysterious ability of not talking. Now she had a local expert physician, a Dr. Triad Orion on his way to help Isaac with his unusual problem. A few seconds later a loud knock came from the front door of Isaacs's house.
"Good that's him!" Dora exclaimed, rushing towards the front door. She quickly opened it, and there stood a tall man in a Doctors Coat. "Hello Doctor Cletus! How are you today?"
"Who is Cletus?" Dr. Orion asked, looking confused. Isaac just looked at him and shook his head in annoyance. "Yes, right . . . well let's have a look at Isaac. You say that he is not able to speak? Well, we can see about that quite quickly." Dr. Orion walked over to Isaac. "Isaac can you talk?" he asked. Isaac shook his head, and Dr. Orion said, "Well ok then he can't talk! It's official!"
Isaac gave a very annoyed sigh and Dora said "Oh really! I thought he just had a cold. . ." Dr. Orion decided to ignore that statement. Suddenly something fell from the sky and hit Dr. Orion on the head. Dazed, he looked down and saw a stack of hay on the ground. He then looked up and saw three large holes in the roof.
"I suppose that I will just have to ignore that also. . . ." The doctor then turned back to Isaac and pulled out a medical sheet. "Now I believe I may have an explanation for this. You have . . . Crono Syndrome!"
"Nooooooo not Crono Syndrome . . . err, what's Crono Syndrome?" Dora asked, bewildered.
"Crono Syndrome is a very complicated dieses that attack the vocal cords making it so a person can only nod or shake their heads, or speak in thought expressions." The good doctor replied.
"Thought expression, what would that be?" Dora asked, still quite confused. Abruptly a white square appeared over Dr. Orion's face, with a large smile on it. Dora screamed and smashed Dr. Orion across the face. He stood up slowly recovering, and sighed.
"Well I guess you can expect a lot of that, because this will begin to happen to Isaac soon. My only other patients of this disease have both become good lab rats. The one the dieses was named after, a boy named Crono, has made little recovery, while another patient, a lad with pointy ears named Link has made considerable improvement, as he can now . . . grunt," Dr. Orion explained.
Right on cue, a thought bubble appeared above Isaacs head, with a frown on it. Dora screamed and clobbered Isaac this time. Isaac got up and frowned normally at his mother.
"Don't ever do that again Maurice!" Dora exclaimed as she began to return to a normal pulse rate. This only got a normal sigh from Isaac, and Dr. Orion decided now would be a good time to take off running. In seconds he was out of the door, dodging another falling piece of hay.
***
Isaac sat patching the open holes on the roof the next day. 'I've got to stop practicing Ragnorok on the roof,' Isaac thought. (A/n - Just because he can't talk doesn't mean he can't think.) He threw another piece of hay on the roof out of annoyance and patched another hole. He suddenly heard Garet's voice from below.
"Hey Isaac come here!" Garet called from below. Dora suddenly walked out the front door and looked at Garet
"Jimmy! How are you doing!?" Dora asked enthusiastically.
"Err . . . I'm fine Dora, I'm fine," Garet replied as he quickly ascended up the ladder to Isaac. (They didn't use stairs, because that would be far too normal for this insane little tidbit called a story.)
"Hey Isaac, how it be hangin foo'? You be doin good hangin out in da hood? Why aint you talkin to me dawg" Garet, who was obviously smoking again, said, "Oh dat be right, they said you got dat Chrono syndrome stuff. Iight," Isaac just glanced at him for a second then smacked him upside his head with the back of the hand.
"Whoa, thanks Isaac, I really needed that," Garet muttered as he slowly got up and recovered. This is about when he slipped and caused another lovely hole on the roof
Isaac slowly began to fume with large amounts of anger and annoyance. He went for the sword at his belt, but Garet beat him to the punch by falling off the side of the House. Yeah, well that's Garet, oh well.
Isaac sighed and sheathed his sword as he prepared to go. Then Jenna showed up and things got really fun.
"GARET!"
"Oh dear," Garet said as the insane Fire Adept appeared by his side.
"GARET THAT'S IT, THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAND ME UP, OR I WILL BLAST YOU TO LITTLE PIECES!" As this unfolds, Dora walks out of the door again and sees Jenna blasting Garet with both words, and Flare.
"Oh," Dora said, "Now we have a real shindig, because Brittany has arrived!"
Jenna turned around and looked at Isaac, having gone through this situation many times before. "She's still doing it isn't she Isaac?" Isaac just nodded, and Jenna sighed. "So how is your treatment going Isaac?" He just shrugged and finished the roof.
"Oh, well," Jenna said, "I guess we had better go to Kraden because the is the entire plot of this stupid and pointless thing."
"Ok," Garet said, "As long as you don't . . . *gulp* . . . hurt me." Isaac just nodded.
***
ChRisToPh: Well, that was even stupider than the last chapter. Hey are you listening to me?
Me: *Turns around* Eh? Oh me? Umm, yeah sure whatever. *Turns back around*
ChRisToPh: What are you doing?
Me: Who me? Nothing. . .
ChRisToPh: Yeah . . .Sure . . . *Sneaks up behind Village Idiot, and grabs the game from his hands. Its Golden Sun.* You little moron, your playing this again!?
Me: Err, well please review, and we will see you again next time! * Runs away*
Chapter Two - Three Years later!
Me: Guess whose back!?
ChRisToPh: You again?
Me: CORRECT!
ChRisToPh: Greeeat . . . By the way Triad, don't be so modest, the giant meatball was your idea and you know it! That is a lot better than Idiot boy's Rock of pain and stuff!
Me: Yeah, Credit to be given where credit is due . . . Though my idea wasn't that bad . . .
ChRisToPh: Yeah, sure Idiot boy . . . But you know Triad thought up a lot of this, so now on with the show!
***
Three years later
"Ok Maurice, I have had enough we are bringing you to the doctor right now! I have had it up to hear," Dora makes motion with hand as high as possible, "with your not talking, now come on!" Isaac sighed, as he often did around his mother. She was ranting again about his mysterious ability of not talking. Now she had a local expert physician, a Dr. Triad Orion on his way to help Isaac with his unusual problem. A few seconds later a loud knock came from the front door of Isaacs's house.
"Good that's him!" Dora exclaimed, rushing towards the front door. She quickly opened it, and there stood a tall man in a Doctors Coat. "Hello Doctor Cletus! How are you today?"
"Who is Cletus?" Dr. Orion asked, looking confused. Isaac just looked at him and shook his head in annoyance. "Yes, right . . . well let's have a look at Isaac. You say that he is not able to speak? Well, we can see about that quite quickly." Dr. Orion walked over to Isaac. "Isaac can you talk?" he asked. Isaac shook his head, and Dr. Orion said, "Well ok then he can't talk! It's official!"
Isaac gave a very annoyed sigh and Dora said "Oh really! I thought he just had a cold. . ." Dr. Orion decided to ignore that statement. Suddenly something fell from the sky and hit Dr. Orion on the head. Dazed, he looked down and saw a stack of hay on the ground. He then looked up and saw three large holes in the roof.
"I suppose that I will just have to ignore that also. . . ." The doctor then turned back to Isaac and pulled out a medical sheet. "Now I believe I may have an explanation for this. You have . . . Crono Syndrome!"
"Nooooooo not Crono Syndrome . . . err, what's Crono Syndrome?" Dora asked, bewildered.
"Crono Syndrome is a very complicated dieses that attack the vocal cords making it so a person can only nod or shake their heads, or speak in thought expressions." The good doctor replied.
"Thought expression, what would that be?" Dora asked, still quite confused. Abruptly a white square appeared over Dr. Orion's face, with a large smile on it. Dora screamed and smashed Dr. Orion across the face. He stood up slowly recovering, and sighed.
"Well I guess you can expect a lot of that, because this will begin to happen to Isaac soon. My only other patients of this disease have both become good lab rats. The one the dieses was named after, a boy named Crono, has made little recovery, while another patient, a lad with pointy ears named Link has made considerable improvement, as he can now . . . grunt," Dr. Orion explained.
Right on cue, a thought bubble appeared above Isaacs head, with a frown on it. Dora screamed and clobbered Isaac this time. Isaac got up and frowned normally at his mother.
"Don't ever do that again Maurice!" Dora exclaimed as she began to return to a normal pulse rate. This only got a normal sigh from Isaac, and Dr. Orion decided now would be a good time to take off running. In seconds he was out of the door, dodging another falling piece of hay.
***
Isaac sat patching the open holes on the roof the next day. 'I've got to stop practicing Ragnorok on the roof,' Isaac thought. (A/n - Just because he can't talk doesn't mean he can't think.) He threw another piece of hay on the roof out of annoyance and patched another hole. He suddenly heard Garet's voice from below.
"Hey Isaac come here!" Garet called from below. Dora suddenly walked out the front door and looked at Garet
"Jimmy! How are you doing!?" Dora asked enthusiastically.
"Err . . . I'm fine Dora, I'm fine," Garet replied as he quickly ascended up the ladder to Isaac. (They didn't use stairs, because that would be far too normal for this insane little tidbit called a story.)
"Hey Isaac, how it be hangin foo'? You be doin good hangin out in da hood? Why aint you talkin to me dawg" Garet, who was obviously smoking again, said, "Oh dat be right, they said you got dat Chrono syndrome stuff. Iight," Isaac just glanced at him for a second then smacked him upside his head with the back of the hand.
"Whoa, thanks Isaac, I really needed that," Garet muttered as he slowly got up and recovered. This is about when he slipped and caused another lovely hole on the roof
Isaac slowly began to fume with large amounts of anger and annoyance. He went for the sword at his belt, but Garet beat him to the punch by falling off the side of the House. Yeah, well that's Garet, oh well.
Isaac sighed and sheathed his sword as he prepared to go. Then Jenna showed up and things got really fun.
"GARET!"
"Oh dear," Garet said as the insane Fire Adept appeared by his side.
"GARET THAT'S IT, THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAND ME UP, OR I WILL BLAST YOU TO LITTLE PIECES!" As this unfolds, Dora walks out of the door again and sees Jenna blasting Garet with both words, and Flare.
"Oh," Dora said, "Now we have a real shindig, because Brittany has arrived!"
Jenna turned around and looked at Isaac, having gone through this situation many times before. "She's still doing it isn't she Isaac?" Isaac just nodded, and Jenna sighed. "So how is your treatment going Isaac?" He just shrugged and finished the roof.
"Oh, well," Jenna said, "I guess we had better go to Kraden because the is the entire plot of this stupid and pointless thing."
"Ok," Garet said, "As long as you don't . . . *gulp* . . . hurt me." Isaac just nodded.
***
ChRisToPh: Well, that was even stupider than the last chapter. Hey are you listening to me?
Me: *Turns around* Eh? Oh me? Umm, yeah sure whatever. *Turns back around*
ChRisToPh: What are you doing?
Me: Who me? Nothing. . .
ChRisToPh: Yeah . . .Sure . . . *Sneaks up behind Village Idiot, and grabs the game from his hands. Its Golden Sun.* You little moron, your playing this again!?
Me: Err, well please review, and we will see you again next time! * Runs away*