Just Another Chapter

"Zero! X! Come immediately!" Dr. Cain bellowed into the intercom. Of course our heroes raced into the room. However X had just stepped out of the shower when the orders were announced and was too stupid to think to dress first. Zero may not mind X running in butt-ass naked, but Dr. Cain wasn't too thrilled with it.

"Ahem…" Dr. Cain averted his gaze. "We just dug up some capsules outside and I thought that you should check them out. Especially you, X"

X nodded, "Yes, Dr. Cain. We'll go immediately!" He and Zero were just about to dash out of the room when…

"X!" Dr. Cain suddenly called. The little blue reploid turned to regard him. "Put some clothes on first…"

A flush crept into X's cheeks, "Oops, guess I forgot…"

Zero sighed, "X, you're such a puss."

Sigma scowled when Vile did not return from his previous mission. Apparently Zero must have kicked his ass again.

"Damn it, if Vile can't beat their ass, I will!" Sigma vowed. "Here I come, X!"

Although there had been no sign of X's former brethren the many years he had been alive, Dr. Cain just happened to find them buried just outside of the Hunter Base. The scientists and reploids together dug up four capsules: Megaman, Protoman, Roll and Rush.

"What the heck?" Zero stared at the Megaman robot. "I thought he was you?" He gestured to X. X tilted his head slightly with confusion.

"So did I…" X mumbled, scratching his head.

"Lets find out," Dr. Cain activated the four robots.

Megaman yawned and stretched, arching his hip girlishly. Zero turned to look at X, "He's definitely your younger self."

"Where are we?" Protoman asked, looking around at his new surroundings.

"Come with me, and I'll explain," Dr. Cain offered as he guided the four new robots into the building. X watched them leave when suddenly-

Vile jumped down from nowhere, "Damn it all, I will kick Zero's ass and lay X if it's the last damn thing I do!"

"Oh God…" Zero rolled his eyes, exasperated, "Don't you ever stay dead?!!!"

A tear fell from the visor…how that was achieved no one knows but it was achieved nonetheless. X glared at Zero, "Zero! You hurt his feelings!"

"X…" Zero groaned as he turned to face the smaller reploid, "He's a maverick, mavericks don't have feelings…"

"Tell that to him…" X gestured behind Zero. The crimson hunter turned to see Vile sitting down a few yards away, crying.

"Bitch…" Vile sniffled. "You don't ever stay dead either…"

Suddenly, Dr. Cain bursted from the doors to the Hunter Base. "X! Zero! Come quick! Sigma's inside the base, raising hell!"

"We're on our way!" Zero declared as he dashed into the building, X on his heels.

Dr. Cain breathed in relief when he suddenly noticed Vile sitting there. He was still crying. "Um…guys? You forgot to kill Vile here…" He turned to look at the small reploid. "You're not gonna kill me, are you?"

"Where is he?" Zero demanded as he saw Double standing there.

"He's downloading the maverick virus into the main computer!" Double screamed. He then ran away and jumped out the window.

X ran over to the computer and started typing in it. "Then all we have to do is tell it to abort download." Suddenly the computer asked for a password. "I have to figure out what Sigma's password would be." He started entering any password that he could imagine Sigma using, from 12345 to Maverick to Barbie… Zero stared at him. "What?"

"Let me try," Zero pushed X off of the seat and started typing in passwords of his own, most of them consisting of less than favorable choice of words. Suddenly, upon entering one password, the computer began loading. "Is that it? Did I get it?" Suddenly, a big middle finger came up on the screen, along with Sigma's evil laughter.

"You'll never get my password in time!" Sigma's voice came from the computer.

Abruptly Vile ran in, "That's it! I'm done playing nice guy! Now some bodies are gonna be hitting the floor!" He lunged at Zero's throat, but the red hunter simply stepped back and Vile missed completely, ramming into the computer and landing on the keyboard.

"Password correct," all three reploids turned and stared at the computer as the download was aborted. Sigma suddenly teleported into the room.

"Damn it all!" Sigma roared, "You blew my plan to hell!" A tear fell from the evil maverick's eye. "I wanted to virus your computer, thereby proving my worth to my secret love…" X, Zero and Vile stared at him. "What?! Just because I'm an evil Maverick Overlord who has died and come back six different times doesn't mean that I can't love too!" Sigma scowled. "But now I'll have to propose to my one true love anyway and hope that he'll take me." He suddenly kneeled down before Vile, pulling a ring out from his pocket.

"What?!" Vile cried, his eyes bugging out, "Me?!"

"I know we've both died countless times, but at least we can say that our love is eternal. I know we're both evil, but at least we can say that our love holds no bounds," Sigma said, his tone soft and poetic. "Vile, will you marry me and bare my children?"

"Oh, Sigma!" Vile squealed as he threw his arms around the taller maverick. "Yes, Sigma, yes!"

"I thought he wanted you?" Zero said as he looked to X.

"Why don't you ever write me poetry like that?" X cried, tears in his eyes.

"You're all invited to the wedding!" Vile squealed as he gave them wedding invitations. Where those wedding invitations came from nobody knows, maybe he pulled them out of his ass?

"Now lets go back to the castle and have wild premarital sex!" Sigma suggested huskily as he picked up Vile and teleported away.

"That was downright disturbing…" Zero said with a nod of his head.

X examined the wedding invitation, "I'm going to have to find a nice dress for the wedding…" A sweat drop formed on Zero's brow…

"Where did your former brethren go?" Zero asked, looking around for them.

"Dr. Cain said that they ran away as soon as they saw Sigma. They've got to be around here somewhere…" X said. He opened one of the doors and peered inside. The visual struck him like a visual blow. It was all four of them having a big orgy. "Hey! Stop that! You're all siblings for God's sake! Well except for you, Rush, you're a dog. But still that's wrong!"

It was quite a disturbing image, but it did give Zero an idea. A lewd smile crept into his visage as he snatched X's hand and pulled him into the room with his horny former brethren…

Epilogue

Sigma and Vile got married a few weeks later with Zero as the best man and X as the bridesmaid. Rush was the ring bearer, Roll was the flower girl, and Protoman and Megaman were too busy having wild passionate nookie in the men's room to do anything. A few months Vile became pregnant and had a baby named Dynamo. They lived happily ever after.

Megaman, Roll and Protoman continued to have passionate relations (sometimes including Rush). But one day Roll turned up pregnant and now they're going on Maury to find out who the father is.

Dr. Cain, being a nasty decrepit old man and one of the only humans, was doomed to find love only in his hand.

Double was found splattered on the floor from his five-story fall. The scientists used him for spare parts.

X and Zero continued to be best friends with benefits, having occasional bestial copulations. They too lived happily ever after.

Fin