Greetings fellow monkeys! The second thrilling installment of this epic series would have been brought to you before, but I got the stomach flu and it was bad. So, without further to do, the second chapter!!!

Walking on, Johnny came to a rusty metal door. He kicked it open, and saw some weird giant pickle smoking pot. It was writing a comic book, with a bunch of monkeys surrounding him. "Jhonen Vasquez?" Johnny asked, puzzled.

"How'd you get here?" Jhonen asked, then fell over

"I live here." Johnny replied

"oh, well. Attack!!!" The monkeys suddenly had knives, and ran towards Johnny.

"this is getting really stupid." Johnny sad, smashing a few monkeys with a hammer.

The monkeys then combined into a giant monkey thingy, with an axe. He ran towards Johnny, hurling his axe at his face. Johnny blocked with the hammer, then pulled a tazer out of the trenchcoat he was wearing, and shocked that monkey good, he blew up, then Jhonen suffered a brain seizure.

"well, there goes what's left of my anity. hey, a Tv!" Johnny ran over and started watching scumby. After awhile, a commercial played:

"Do you feel this way about staying home? You will when you go all digital with cocks!"

"stupid commercials" Johnny muttered.

DA EnD!

The next chapter will be typed up and vomited to you sometime in the future. I like chicken.