Okay, well, here's your next chapter. I don't have any resolution planned,
At least not until I do a lot more chapters. So basically this is going to
go on for a while. I really like reviews, so if you're reading, this,
PLEASE review. If I don't get review I may not continue the story because I
don't think anybody is reading it. So enough type, let's get on with the
story!!!!
Johnny walked into the next room, and saw Darth Vader and a short bald guy fighting. Vader of course had a light saber, the bald guy a hammer. Vader slashed at the bald guy, who jumped up, dodging it, then kicked Darth Vader in the face, knocking him over. He bald guy brings the hammer hurtling toward his face, but Vader cuts it in two with his light saber, then chases the bald guy into another room full of weapons. They both pick up knives and slash, block, dodge, and other fight-type stuff. Vader gets a bow and arrow and shoots an arrow at the bald guy who, very coordinated, grabs it in midair and stabs Darth Vader in the arm with it. The bald guy then runs toward him, carrying a huge axe, but Vader grabs a mace and smashes him in the head. Dead, the bald guy falls to the ground.
Meanwhile.
"Good night mommy." A little boy said to his mom.
"Good night, sweetie.'
Tired and comphy in his bed, the little boy goes to sleep. Suddenly, he throws up. I mean, real bad, there are hot dogs, and corn and stuff.
He runs into the next room where his parents are sleeping. "Mom, I threw up."
"Oh no." his mother says. Then suddenly, he has diarrhea!!!! And his three sisters all have diarrhea too. I mean, it's everywhere!!! "Oh dear god." his mom says, watching the poopy horror.
So she takes them to the hospital, and while she's driving the youngest sister has diarrhea in the car. When they finally get to the doctors office, the doctor tells them the sad news. "I'm afraid your kids have a severe case of poopyness. Water them constantly to avoid dehydration, and they should be better in two days. Two days and 13 diarrheas later, the kids are better. When suddenly." Mommy! Arrgh!!!!' KERSPLOOSH!!!!!
THE END!!!!
Please forgive me for that. So anyway, here's the story.
"Wow! What are you doin' here, Darth Vader?" Johnny asked.
"I have come for you." "Really?"
"Uh. yeah."
"You must face me in a duel." Darth Vader said.
"Um, okay."
Johnny got out a light saber (he carries one around, he just doesn't like using it) and they fight. Suddenly, Darth Vader slices of Johnny's. uh. hair. Yeah, hair.
"Ahh! My hair! Why'd ya do that, Vader?"
"There's something you must understand. Tell me, what did nailbunny tell you about your father."
"He told me enough, he told me you killed him." Johnny replied.
"Then there's something you must know. I didn't kill your father, I married your father."
"Oh, well that would explain a lot."
"Son, take of my mask.'
"But father, you're too ugly."
"I don't care, I want to smell my son with my true nose." So Johnny took off his mask, revealing. a leprechaun!
"hehehe!!!!" were the leprechauns last words before vanishing.
"this can't get any weirder." Johnny thought. (oohhh, internal conflict!)
END!
Johnny walked into the next room, and saw Darth Vader and a short bald guy fighting. Vader of course had a light saber, the bald guy a hammer. Vader slashed at the bald guy, who jumped up, dodging it, then kicked Darth Vader in the face, knocking him over. He bald guy brings the hammer hurtling toward his face, but Vader cuts it in two with his light saber, then chases the bald guy into another room full of weapons. They both pick up knives and slash, block, dodge, and other fight-type stuff. Vader gets a bow and arrow and shoots an arrow at the bald guy who, very coordinated, grabs it in midair and stabs Darth Vader in the arm with it. The bald guy then runs toward him, carrying a huge axe, but Vader grabs a mace and smashes him in the head. Dead, the bald guy falls to the ground.
Meanwhile.
"Good night mommy." A little boy said to his mom.
"Good night, sweetie.'
Tired and comphy in his bed, the little boy goes to sleep. Suddenly, he throws up. I mean, real bad, there are hot dogs, and corn and stuff.
He runs into the next room where his parents are sleeping. "Mom, I threw up."
"Oh no." his mother says. Then suddenly, he has diarrhea!!!! And his three sisters all have diarrhea too. I mean, it's everywhere!!! "Oh dear god." his mom says, watching the poopy horror.
So she takes them to the hospital, and while she's driving the youngest sister has diarrhea in the car. When they finally get to the doctors office, the doctor tells them the sad news. "I'm afraid your kids have a severe case of poopyness. Water them constantly to avoid dehydration, and they should be better in two days. Two days and 13 diarrheas later, the kids are better. When suddenly." Mommy! Arrgh!!!!' KERSPLOOSH!!!!!
THE END!!!!
Please forgive me for that. So anyway, here's the story.
"Wow! What are you doin' here, Darth Vader?" Johnny asked.
"I have come for you." "Really?"
"Uh. yeah."
"You must face me in a duel." Darth Vader said.
"Um, okay."
Johnny got out a light saber (he carries one around, he just doesn't like using it) and they fight. Suddenly, Darth Vader slices of Johnny's. uh. hair. Yeah, hair.
"Ahh! My hair! Why'd ya do that, Vader?"
"There's something you must understand. Tell me, what did nailbunny tell you about your father."
"He told me enough, he told me you killed him." Johnny replied.
"Then there's something you must know. I didn't kill your father, I married your father."
"Oh, well that would explain a lot."
"Son, take of my mask.'
"But father, you're too ugly."
"I don't care, I want to smell my son with my true nose." So Johnny took off his mask, revealing. a leprechaun!
"hehehe!!!!" were the leprechauns last words before vanishing.
"this can't get any weirder." Johnny thought. (oohhh, internal conflict!)
END!