Here's chapter four. I won't say anything else.
Johnny walked on through his house, and came into a new room.
"Well this is weird, there's nothing here." Johnny said to himself. And it was true, too. It was just a completely bare room. No bald people, pickles, or diarrhea babies. Johnny was going to walk on, when he noticed something in the corner. It was a hole, bout the size of a grapefruit. And it seemed to be getting bigger. It got to the size of the wall, and then spread to the other walls. Eventually all around him was nothing but a black void. And the ground around him was disappearing! He fell down into the void for what could have been seconds, hours, or days. He suddenly hit the ground, and realized it was snowing. He was in the artic, but for some reason he wasn't cold. He walked on for awhile, and saw a stick on the ground, and picked it up. It was a pretty nice stick. Yeah, he really liked it. I mean, it was a GREAT stick. "I love you." Johnny said to his new friend the stick. Suddenly, he turned and saw an Eskimo staring at him, and he looked mad. He was about Johnny's height, in fact he looked sort of like him, only dressed in green Eskimo-ish clothing. "gimme my stick." He said angrily.
"No! It's mine now! You can't have it!" Johnny yelled.
"Then I'll have to take it from you."
The odd Eskimo tackled Johnny to the ground, punching him. "you can't have the stick!" Johnny yelled , pulling out a knife.
"I'd give up my life for my stick!" he said.
Suddenly, a walrus came buy.
"Rehhhh!!! " it said, charging into the Eskimo and sending him flying.
"Well that was weird." Johnny said. Suddenly, he was back in his house.
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYY KIDS! How'd you like to be in the next chapter of this incredibly crappy story? Well you can't! At least not all of you, but one of you can! just tell me why you would want to be in the next chapter in 30000000000 words or less! And for x-tra credit, tell me who the mystery Eskimo was! Who? Who? WHOOOOOOOOO? Send all responses by review(this is NOT!!!!! A stupid ploy to get more reviews).enter at your own risk.
Johnny walked on through his house, and came into a new room.
"Well this is weird, there's nothing here." Johnny said to himself. And it was true, too. It was just a completely bare room. No bald people, pickles, or diarrhea babies. Johnny was going to walk on, when he noticed something in the corner. It was a hole, bout the size of a grapefruit. And it seemed to be getting bigger. It got to the size of the wall, and then spread to the other walls. Eventually all around him was nothing but a black void. And the ground around him was disappearing! He fell down into the void for what could have been seconds, hours, or days. He suddenly hit the ground, and realized it was snowing. He was in the artic, but for some reason he wasn't cold. He walked on for awhile, and saw a stick on the ground, and picked it up. It was a pretty nice stick. Yeah, he really liked it. I mean, it was a GREAT stick. "I love you." Johnny said to his new friend the stick. Suddenly, he turned and saw an Eskimo staring at him, and he looked mad. He was about Johnny's height, in fact he looked sort of like him, only dressed in green Eskimo-ish clothing. "gimme my stick." He said angrily.
"No! It's mine now! You can't have it!" Johnny yelled.
"Then I'll have to take it from you."
The odd Eskimo tackled Johnny to the ground, punching him. "you can't have the stick!" Johnny yelled , pulling out a knife.
"I'd give up my life for my stick!" he said.
Suddenly, a walrus came buy.
"Rehhhh!!! " it said, charging into the Eskimo and sending him flying.
"Well that was weird." Johnny said. Suddenly, he was back in his house.
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYY KIDS! How'd you like to be in the next chapter of this incredibly crappy story? Well you can't! At least not all of you, but one of you can! just tell me why you would want to be in the next chapter in 30000000000 words or less! And for x-tra credit, tell me who the mystery Eskimo was! Who? Who? WHOOOOOOOOO? Send all responses by review(this is NOT!!!!! A stupid ploy to get more reviews).enter at your own risk.
