The Yu-Gi-Oh Pie Fight

Miake: Please note that I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of it's characters.

Kaiba: And contrary to what Miake would like to believe, she doesn't own me.

Miake: Spoil all my fun.

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Yugi: I'm so BORED!

Joey: Ok.

Yami: I'm bored too. Maybe we should throw pies at Yugi.

Yugi: WHAT?

Yami: I always wanted to throw a pie at you.

Yugi: Why?

Yami: I'm tired of being all serious. I would just like to throw a pie at you.

Kaiba: And I'd like to throw a pie at Joey.

Joey: I hate you.

Tristan: I'd like to throw a pie at Joey too.

Joey: I hate you too.

Tea: Throwing pies at people isn't nice.

Joey: Uh-oh, here she goes again.

Tea: And when you throw pies at people, they wont want to be your friend anymore. But friends are so great, the greatest thing in the--

Miake: *drags Tea away*

Bakura: I'd like to throw a pie.

Yami Bakura: I would to...AT YOU MUAHAHAHA!

Yugi: Um, Bakura, is your Yami having some issues, he's acting very strange.

Bakura: No, he always acts like this. He's just a little hyper that's all.

Miake: HAHA, Yami Bakura on drugs.

Bakura: I don't let my Yami anywhere near drugs.

Miake: Suuuuuuure, that's what you want us to think.

Yugi: I swear, every fanfic she gets weirder and weirder.

Miake: I know! Isn't it fun. Anyway, this is boring just watching you fight about whose Yami is more cracked out so here are some pies, FIGHT I TELL YOU FIGHT!

Yugi: My Yami isn't cracked out.

Miake: JUST THROW THE FRICKIN PIES!

Yugi: Sorry.

Kaiba: *takes a pie and throws it at Joey*

Joey: HEY! WHY YOU...*throws pie at Kaiba*

Tristan: Head up Yugi! *throws pie at Yugi*

Miake: AND THIS IS FOR ANNOYING ME EVERY DAY WITH FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES! *throws pie at Tea* A/N I don't hate Tea, I just hate friendship speeches)

Bakura: This is for saying that Yugi and my Yamis are cracked out. *throws pie at Miake*

Miake: I didn't mean it! Wait, yes I did.

Kaiba: This is for stalking me *throws pie at Miake*

Miake: I knew that would come back to haunt me.

Pegasus: WHAT on Earth is going on here?

Miake: PIE!

Everyone: *grabs pie and throws it at Pegasus*

Pegasus: I am simply APALLED at your behavior.

Mokuba: What's that mean?

Kaiba: It means throw another pie at him.

Mokuba: Oh, ok.

Miake: That's not what it means.

Kaiba: *sigh* Nevermind.

Joey: OH NO! WE'RE OUT OF PIES!

Miake: DO SOMETHING SETO!

Kaiba: First of all, what can I do, you're the one who brought the pies to begin with and second of all, who said you could call me Seto?

Miake: I did. And you CAN do something, you're the head of Kaiba Corp, you're a genius.

Kaiba: Miake, there's nothing I can do, all we can do is mourn the lost pies, I don't have time for this kind of nonsense anymore, I have a company to run.

Miake: Ok, bye bye.

And that's how it ended, tragic and sad. And once again Kaiba hasn't confessed his love for me *sniff*. He will some other day, RIGHT??? Anyway, I hope you liked the fanfic. Please review!!!