Sleepless Musings

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(Dun worry, the next chapter is coming up real quick, but for now, here's a dose of entertainment to keep you all occupied. It's what happens when your author hasn't had any sleep in about a week. *dies* Damn insomnia...And no, I'm not schizophrenic. May seem like it, but unfortunately no. ^^)

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DVG: *humming the 'Wizard of Oz' song* Leather and bandage and whips- Oh my! *gets an evil idea* Hey Duo- do ya think I could get away with...*whispers her idea to him*

Duo: *snickers* Sounds like fun...

Wufei: *mind is put in the gutter* *nosebleed* Onna! What new torture are you going to put on us! Haven't we been through enough in your story!

DVG: Of course not, I can make things much worse. *another evil idea* *Cheshire cat grin*

D: *mirrors her grin* I think you should do it. I see no problems in it.

W: *nosebleed is now a miniature of Niagara Falls* How could you agree to such immorality, Duo! I thought you were different!

D: You know you wanna, just admit it...you're just afraid to admit that you wanna- * gets tackled by Wufei and has his mouth covered so he can't talk*

W: Shh! That's -our- little secret, remember?

D: Then how did DVG know about it? Eh?

W: Well, she's the author. It's her sick, twisted mind that this is all coming from.

DVG: You make that sound like a bad thing, Wufei. I'm hurt. *does her version of the Chibi Eyed Pout, though it's no where near as adorable as when Duo does it*

W: It was supposed to sound that way, onna. So- Nyah. *sticks tongue out*

D: *sweatdrop* Fei, you're worse than me...Don't piss her off! She just might decide to use that morbid mind and make us do all sorts of interest- er- HORRIBLE! Yes, very horrible things! Wait, yes, keep on pushin' her buttons...Heh...Just keep on pushin'.

W: *falls over* *twitch* ....

DVG: Heh, get ready to have fun boys. ^______________________^

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End of Sleepless Musings