Nancy's Birthday

Chapter 6: Fashion Freaks

The Snowboard crew came in with red cheeks and wet pant legs. They collapsed on the floor laughing at their stupid mistakes until they were all out of breath, and punch lines. Then Linda suggested a game. " Slash, Jam, Nancy, Damien, Kendra, Juliana and I will go up stairs to the attic. Didn't you say you had old clothing up their?" Nancy nodded. "Good. We'll all get dressed in stuff and do a runway fashion show, live from Nancy's House. Tommy and Justin can commentate. Clear?" They all nodded and took their positions. Justin and Tommy began to build a runway. Wendi sat up her video camera. And the rest went upstairs to the attic.

The attic was really creepy. There were spiders and cobwebs, and Juliana was certain she saw something silvery slither by some old boxes. "Let's get the old clothes and get out of here" Kendra said. They searched and finally Slash found a trunk with a piece of paper taped to it that said, "Dress up". "I found it!" Slash said. Every one helped open it. There were funny looking shawls and dresses, and a weird tuxedo. Linda found endless boxes of hats, and Jam found an odd assortment of shoes. They were ready.

Back downstairs Justin and Tommy were untangling Christmas lights for the runway, and Wendi was adjusting a spotlight. Jam stuck his head down the stairs and said, "You ready?" Tommy and Justin gave a thumbs up. "It's go time" Wendi said. Justin got his seat by a desk, followed by Tommy. "And we're live in 5...4...3...2...1" Wendi said. She started the camera, and focused it on Justin and Tommy. "And we're live for the Snowboard Kid Classic, I'm Justin..." and then Tommy said, "And I'm Tommy." Justin continued, " We have a few new styles today for you folks and we'll start with Nancy." Nancy came down in a purple bikini with flip flops. "We have Nancy in the oh so fashionable Purple Bikini" Tommy said. Next Linda came down in a Tankini with palm trees and dolphins. "Linda is styling the Hawaii Dreams Tankini." Slash peeked his head around the corner. "Do I have to?" Slash asked embarrassed. "Yes" Nancy said nudging him out. Slash came down the runway in a Olive Green and Brown striped Speedo. Justin had to hold in his laughter as he said, "And Slash is modeling the not so popular pukey Speedo look." Jam came down in swim trunks. "And here's the sporty look, Jam fashions this one." Wendi screamed from the camera "ow!" loudly. Jam Blushed and ran up the stairs. "Now" Tommy said, "it's time for the Evening Styles." Linda came down in a blue sparkly dress with a cut in the back. She was wearing a pair of silky white gloves.
She walked down blowing kisses to the camera. "This is the night sky dress and gloves. And they marvelous on Linda don't you think?" Justin said. Linda left the stage, and Nancy came down the stairs. She was wearing a deep purple dress that was extremely detailed diamonds on the sleeves. Her gloves were a light lavender. Slash was watching from the stairs, and his mouth was wide open. She waltzed down the steps like an Angel. "And this is the Sweet Christmas outfit. And might I say it looks absolutely ravishing on Nancy, don't you think Tommy" Justin said. "Oh yes, absolutely" Tommy said with a smile. Nancy went up the stairs as Juliana came down, with two escorts. Jam and Slash were each on one of her arms. Jam was wearing the traditional black tux, white shirt, and a rose. Slash was in a white tux however, and they looked great with Juliana's white dress with a black over shawl. "And Jam, Slash, And Juliana are fashioning the black and white collection" Tommy said to the camera. The rest of the gang came down the stairs and they waved at the camera for one last shot. "And that's all for today folks, see you on the next Fashion of the Famous."