DARK LORD SAURON: ALMIGHT RULER OR A BIG DOOFUS?
Chapter 2: Sauron in space!
Authors note: Hello viewers! I have made another chapter to the Dark Lord Sauron! As I said before most of these will be from the slapstick comedy "Spaceballs" since it has some significance! Unfortunately do to my sickness I might have to make this chapter short but the next one will be longer when I get better so please stay with me! Thank you so much and enjoy!
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Into the galactic stars, a peaceful planet called Middle-earth is in no threat what's so ever, nothing could ever disrupt their peace. Until a space ship suddenly comes towards the planet in the shape of lord Sauron with a mace in his metal hand.
Inside the ship we see now the Lord Sauron is standing from the rail and his orcs and Urukai-hai maintaining the controls,
"Um...How did we get up here? And this black void? What is this? Everything is so confusing!
"Lord its called space and it was your idea that we built this "spaceship" cause your doll told you to!
"It also told me to burn things! Hahahah! Burn Burn Burn!!"
Sauron is dancing around with his Sauruman action figure burning anything that is moving. Until his orc officer came to calm him down,
"We must stay focused on our plan Lord"
"Yes yes of course.....What was the plan again?"
"Sigh......we are going to attack the planet from up here so they couldn't stop us!"
"OH! Oh yea of course....but um um um we can't! They got a forcefield around the planet and our lasers can't penetrate it......yea"
"Not if we contact the wisest man on Middle-earth to tell us the code so we can enter inside!"
"Ah! I see now mwahahaha! I'm such a genius!"
"Yes...yes you are"
"Hahahaha! Come one everybody laugh with me! Hahahah!"
Soon the whole ship of orcs and Urukai-hai were laughing like idiots, as they have no clue of what they are laughing at. A lone orc at the controls soon stopped his laughing and called through the intercom,
"Sir!"
"What is it?"
"There is something wrong with the radar"
They walked to the controls where the orc was having problems,
"What's the problem?"
"Sir I believe our radar has been jammed!"
Just after he said that, jam started to ooze out of the monitor and Sauron wiped it off to taste it, "Mmmmm Raspberry! Got any toast?"
"Lord there is no time for that! We might have been under attack!"
"Sigh....fine fine but it's obvious who did it!"
"You know who?"
"Of course I'm not an idiot or doofus!"
All of the orcs turned around or looking at the other direction trying not to be suspicious,
"Ahem...of course...you're not....my lord ehehe...so then who did it?"
"Only one person who would stand in my way of my one true love and conquering the world....LoneStrider!"
"But how did he get all the way up here? And your one true love?"
"Errr.....How they hell should I know? I'm not writing this silly story and my one true love....I do not dare speaks its name"
"Is it Princess Arwen?"
"Argh! How did you know!"
"You are holding her action figure in your hands and playing with it"
Sauron was to busy playing with his action figure till he heard something bleeping,
"What is that noise?"
"Ah that would be our Mr.Radar sir"
They walked to the machine with a visible window showing gizmos,
"Hey what's wrong with this radar? What's all that turning and grinding? You call that a radar screen?"
"No lord we call this is our Mr. Coffee"
"......Ahem...of course it is....I always have my coffee don't I officer orcie!"
"Yes you do lord"
"So where is the radar?"
"Right next to it lord"
The machine Mr. Radar was bleeping to a nearby ship,
"Hmm ah! There is LoneStrider now...and there seems to be another target on the radar...."
"Switch it to tele-view"
As the orc officer turned it to a visual screen they see another ship that was small and white, upon closer view they could see who was inside,
"Its Princess Arwen my lord!"
"Oh my god are you serious? I can't believe it! My sexually dream is coming true...err..Eheh You didn't hear that did you officer orcie!"
"No lord I didn't hear you say you had a sexually dream is coming true"
"Good! Now get the tractor beam ready and suck her in!"
"Yes lord!"
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In a white cruiser ship that was up on the radar was Princess Arwen and the next to her was her trusted robot friend Eowyn. As the music was on, Princess Arwen and Eowyn were silent till Eowyn spoke up first,
"Can we talk? Ok we all know Prince Gondorien was a pill but you could have marry him for your fathersake then have a headache for the next 27 years!"
".............."
"Will you turn that thing off!"
Princess Arwen looked back with a confused look to her robot friend, "What?"
She took off what look to be her hair rounded together like a bun but was instead a headset,
"What is it?"
"I was saying do you realize what you have just done?"
"Yes! And I'm glad glad glad glad glad!
She put her headset back on to listen to her music,
"I wonder if she is glad?"
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As a few moments went by, the large ship behind her ship was Dark Lord Sauron ready to capture her,
"Lord we have reached her within our range"
"Good, fire a warning shot across her ship!"
The orc shooter started firing but not across but at it and made the Princess shocked,
"Hey what's going on!"
"Either it's just my imagination or someone is trying to kill us!"
"Hey.. I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!" she soon grabbed her phone
"What are you doing?"
"I'm calling my father....lets see 1-800-Middle-earth"
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The gunner orc was obviously not shooting over but at it and made Sauron angry,
"Careful you idiot! I said over not at it!"
The gunner orc turned around with his eyes crossed,
"Sorry lord just trying my best"
"Who made that man a gunner?"
"I did sir! He is my brother!" A taller orc spoke up and he was crossed eyed too,
"Who is that?"
"He is an asshole lord"
"I knew that! But what's his name?"
"That is his name Major Harry Asshole"
"And his brother?"
"He is an asshole too, gunner first class Wedge Asshole"
"God I'm like surrounded by superiority around here! No wonder they are all assholes! Keep firing assholes!
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*And wouldn't ya know it I stop here......because I ran out of some ideas! If any one got them let me know or just tell me what you think so far! ta ta for now! More parody to come!
Chapter 2: Sauron in space!
Authors note: Hello viewers! I have made another chapter to the Dark Lord Sauron! As I said before most of these will be from the slapstick comedy "Spaceballs" since it has some significance! Unfortunately do to my sickness I might have to make this chapter short but the next one will be longer when I get better so please stay with me! Thank you so much and enjoy!
************
Into the galactic stars, a peaceful planet called Middle-earth is in no threat what's so ever, nothing could ever disrupt their peace. Until a space ship suddenly comes towards the planet in the shape of lord Sauron with a mace in his metal hand.
Inside the ship we see now the Lord Sauron is standing from the rail and his orcs and Urukai-hai maintaining the controls,
"Um...How did we get up here? And this black void? What is this? Everything is so confusing!
"Lord its called space and it was your idea that we built this "spaceship" cause your doll told you to!
"It also told me to burn things! Hahahah! Burn Burn Burn!!"
Sauron is dancing around with his Sauruman action figure burning anything that is moving. Until his orc officer came to calm him down,
"We must stay focused on our plan Lord"
"Yes yes of course.....What was the plan again?"
"Sigh......we are going to attack the planet from up here so they couldn't stop us!"
"OH! Oh yea of course....but um um um we can't! They got a forcefield around the planet and our lasers can't penetrate it......yea"
"Not if we contact the wisest man on Middle-earth to tell us the code so we can enter inside!"
"Ah! I see now mwahahaha! I'm such a genius!"
"Yes...yes you are"
"Hahahaha! Come one everybody laugh with me! Hahahah!"
Soon the whole ship of orcs and Urukai-hai were laughing like idiots, as they have no clue of what they are laughing at. A lone orc at the controls soon stopped his laughing and called through the intercom,
"Sir!"
"What is it?"
"There is something wrong with the radar"
They walked to the controls where the orc was having problems,
"What's the problem?"
"Sir I believe our radar has been jammed!"
Just after he said that, jam started to ooze out of the monitor and Sauron wiped it off to taste it, "Mmmmm Raspberry! Got any toast?"
"Lord there is no time for that! We might have been under attack!"
"Sigh....fine fine but it's obvious who did it!"
"You know who?"
"Of course I'm not an idiot or doofus!"
All of the orcs turned around or looking at the other direction trying not to be suspicious,
"Ahem...of course...you're not....my lord ehehe...so then who did it?"
"Only one person who would stand in my way of my one true love and conquering the world....LoneStrider!"
"But how did he get all the way up here? And your one true love?"
"Errr.....How they hell should I know? I'm not writing this silly story and my one true love....I do not dare speaks its name"
"Is it Princess Arwen?"
"Argh! How did you know!"
"You are holding her action figure in your hands and playing with it"
Sauron was to busy playing with his action figure till he heard something bleeping,
"What is that noise?"
"Ah that would be our Mr.Radar sir"
They walked to the machine with a visible window showing gizmos,
"Hey what's wrong with this radar? What's all that turning and grinding? You call that a radar screen?"
"No lord we call this is our Mr. Coffee"
"......Ahem...of course it is....I always have my coffee don't I officer orcie!"
"Yes you do lord"
"So where is the radar?"
"Right next to it lord"
The machine Mr. Radar was bleeping to a nearby ship,
"Hmm ah! There is LoneStrider now...and there seems to be another target on the radar...."
"Switch it to tele-view"
As the orc officer turned it to a visual screen they see another ship that was small and white, upon closer view they could see who was inside,
"Its Princess Arwen my lord!"
"Oh my god are you serious? I can't believe it! My sexually dream is coming true...err..Eheh You didn't hear that did you officer orcie!"
"No lord I didn't hear you say you had a sexually dream is coming true"
"Good! Now get the tractor beam ready and suck her in!"
"Yes lord!"
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In a white cruiser ship that was up on the radar was Princess Arwen and the next to her was her trusted robot friend Eowyn. As the music was on, Princess Arwen and Eowyn were silent till Eowyn spoke up first,
"Can we talk? Ok we all know Prince Gondorien was a pill but you could have marry him for your fathersake then have a headache for the next 27 years!"
".............."
"Will you turn that thing off!"
Princess Arwen looked back with a confused look to her robot friend, "What?"
She took off what look to be her hair rounded together like a bun but was instead a headset,
"What is it?"
"I was saying do you realize what you have just done?"
"Yes! And I'm glad glad glad glad glad!
She put her headset back on to listen to her music,
"I wonder if she is glad?"
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As a few moments went by, the large ship behind her ship was Dark Lord Sauron ready to capture her,
"Lord we have reached her within our range"
"Good, fire a warning shot across her ship!"
The orc shooter started firing but not across but at it and made the Princess shocked,
"Hey what's going on!"
"Either it's just my imagination or someone is trying to kill us!"
"Hey.. I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!" she soon grabbed her phone
"What are you doing?"
"I'm calling my father....lets see 1-800-Middle-earth"
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The gunner orc was obviously not shooting over but at it and made Sauron angry,
"Careful you idiot! I said over not at it!"
The gunner orc turned around with his eyes crossed,
"Sorry lord just trying my best"
"Who made that man a gunner?"
"I did sir! He is my brother!" A taller orc spoke up and he was crossed eyed too,
"Who is that?"
"He is an asshole lord"
"I knew that! But what's his name?"
"That is his name Major Harry Asshole"
"And his brother?"
"He is an asshole too, gunner first class Wedge Asshole"
"God I'm like surrounded by superiority around here! No wonder they are all assholes! Keep firing assholes!
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*And wouldn't ya know it I stop here......because I ran out of some ideas! If any one got them let me know or just tell me what you think so far! ta ta for now! More parody to come!