Alright, back by popular demand…is METAL GEAR PLASMA!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 2-Booming Boxes and LOOOONG ass explosions!!

After staring into space for about ten minutes, still thinking about her butt, he decided to get back to the mission, and went to the second floor basement.  After procuring lots of weapons of mass destruction, and killing a few dozen guards, and blowing up a few walls, he found the Armstech President, Kenneth Baker.

            "Hey, why are you tied to a post with lots of little brown cubes?" He asked curiously.

            "Those 'little brown cubes' are highly powerful explosives!"

            "Explo-wha?" Snake asked in confusion.

            "Little things that go BOOM!  Lots of fire!"

            "Oh, you mean 'Booming Boxes!'" Snake said in realization. "I made a couple guards fly with those…"

            All of the sudden, a gunshot rang out, causing Snake to jump backwards in instinct.

            "That's as far you go…Snake…" A voice said.

            "Hey, is that Revolver Porcupine?"

            "It's Ocelot!  My name is Revolver OCELOT!" Ocelot bellowed.

            "Ha!  You're name's Ocelot!  That's a funny name!!" Snake laughed.

            "Shut up!" Ocelot bellowed.

            "So, why are you here, anyway?" Snake asked.

            "Because, I'm a…"

(The following musical number is sung to the tune of "Tragedy tomorrow, Comedy tonight!")

Communist tomorrow, Terrorist tonight!

Nothing for nukes!

Nothing for spies!

Bring on the AK's, hostages and knives!

Something that's bloody,

Someone that's ugly!

Something for everyone,

A terrorist tonight!

Ocelot continued to sing for about three more minutes before stopping.  When he finished, he looked up.  Snake, Baker, and his hand were missing.  And a freak ninja was standing next to him.  Wait a second!  HIS HAND WAS MISSING AND A FREAK NINJA WAS RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!

After getting all the information he needed from Baker and "accidentally" shooting him, Snake began to move to the field separating the nuclear storage facility from the hangar.  As he walked across the field, he got a call.

            "Be careful!  There are Claymore mines around there."

            "Oh yeah?  I don't believe you."

            Snake through a stone into the field.

BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            After the dust settled, Snake walked across the field.

BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            After flying backwards 300 feet, Snake got up and walked across again.

BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After flying 600 feet, Snake got up and-.

BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After flying 900 feet-.

BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After flying-.

BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After-.

BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, Snake just took the back route.  Eventually, he made it to the other side, and saw a huge tank waiting for him.  Vulcan Raven got out and said; "Now you will die Snake!"  He began to drive forward.

            BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            The tank burst into flames, and as one of the treads flew by, Snake could make out "Firestone" on the tread.  Snake snuck into the nuclear deconstruction area. 

            Snake snuck into the nuclear area, and got a call from Nastasha.

            "Wassup, you freakin' Ruskie?"

            "Don't call me zat.  I varn you, do not vire your gun in here, or the nukes vill detonate."

            "Why should I listen to you?"

            Snake fired his SOCOM.

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            "Oh, that's why."

            Snake ran ahead to the ground floor, and took the elevator down to the second floor basement.