Duo's Rap
Hello again.
Cell: Hn.
This is just the reason I shouldn't be allowed to stay up past my bedtime...with orange juice. A gallon of orange juice.
Cell: And Sprite.
I know, it's a little early for Christmas but I hate Thanksgiving *Shudder*
Cell: But TURKEY!
Oh go fuck a turkey Cell *rolls eyes*
Cell: Wow...she barked at me...I'm stunned.
Good now sit and type bee-atch!
Cell: Begin transmission
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Quatre: *Putting up Christmas decorations* Merry Christmas Duo!
Duo: *Walks in stoned* Wazzup Q-dog.
Quatre: Duo, are you okay? And just where have you been all week?!
Duo: Where have I BEEN?!
(Duo snaps his fingers and female back up singers come outta nowhere and a mixed version of "Deck the Halls" (???) plays)
Duo: Tis the season to be smokin
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Duo: Been chillin on the corner with a pimp named Token
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Duo: Smoke a 10 cent bag o' marijuana
Sha-na-na sha-na-na na-na-na
Duo: And I woke up in da morning with a ho' named Rhonda
Sha-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
Quatre: ...What?!
Heero: Duo, where have you been!? And what's up with the music and girls?
Duo: *Coughs* Now I'm cruisin down da block in my PT Cruiser
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Duo: Dice in the mirror license plate: IMABRUISER
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Duo: Got some LSD now I'm caught in a rage
Sha-na-na na-na-na na-na-na
Duo: Then I woke up in the morning with a girl half my age
Sha-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
Heero & Quatre: *Back away from Duo*
Duo: *Coughs and smokes blunt* Wait there's more!
Quatre: Oh no.
Duo: Hittin' on some ho's on 17th street
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Duo: See a fine lady that I wanna meet
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Duo: Go up for her number and she gives me her hand
Sha-na-na sha-na-na na-na-na
Duo: She says "Baby I'm sorry but I'm a man"
Sha-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
Duo: And that's my week in a nut shell. Now I'm gonna go finish this blunt. *Goes upstairs*
Heero: Hitting on whores?
Quatre: You should've heard the part where he slept with a girl half his age.
~~~~~~~~~~OWARI~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Doc & Cell: Insanity is bliss. R&R
Hello again.
Cell: Hn.
This is just the reason I shouldn't be allowed to stay up past my bedtime...with orange juice. A gallon of orange juice.
Cell: And Sprite.
I know, it's a little early for Christmas but I hate Thanksgiving *Shudder*
Cell: But TURKEY!
Oh go fuck a turkey Cell *rolls eyes*
Cell: Wow...she barked at me...I'm stunned.
Good now sit and type bee-atch!
Cell: Begin transmission
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Quatre: *Putting up Christmas decorations* Merry Christmas Duo!
Duo: *Walks in stoned* Wazzup Q-dog.
Quatre: Duo, are you okay? And just where have you been all week?!
Duo: Where have I BEEN?!
(Duo snaps his fingers and female back up singers come outta nowhere and a mixed version of "Deck the Halls" (???) plays)
Duo: Tis the season to be smokin
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Duo: Been chillin on the corner with a pimp named Token
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Duo: Smoke a 10 cent bag o' marijuana
Sha-na-na sha-na-na na-na-na
Duo: And I woke up in da morning with a ho' named Rhonda
Sha-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
Quatre: ...What?!
Heero: Duo, where have you been!? And what's up with the music and girls?
Duo: *Coughs* Now I'm cruisin down da block in my PT Cruiser
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Duo: Dice in the mirror license plate: IMABRUISER
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Duo: Got some LSD now I'm caught in a rage
Sha-na-na na-na-na na-na-na
Duo: Then I woke up in the morning with a girl half my age
Sha-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
Heero & Quatre: *Back away from Duo*
Duo: *Coughs and smokes blunt* Wait there's more!
Quatre: Oh no.
Duo: Hittin' on some ho's on 17th street
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Duo: See a fine lady that I wanna meet
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Duo: Go up for her number and she gives me her hand
Sha-na-na sha-na-na na-na-na
Duo: She says "Baby I'm sorry but I'm a man"
Sha-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
Duo: And that's my week in a nut shell. Now I'm gonna go finish this blunt. *Goes upstairs*
Heero: Hitting on whores?
Quatre: You should've heard the part where he slept with a girl half his age.
~~~~~~~~~~OWARI~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Doc & Cell: Insanity is bliss. R&R