Back to the story…I think…
Snake climbed the rest of the tower, only to find that Liquid Snake, terrorist mastermind, was there, waiting for him in a…
"A biplane?" Snake asked quizzically.
"Yes, I'm afraid it was all they had…" Liquid said dutifully.
Snake, on the other hand, was laughing his head off.
"What's so damn funny, brother?!" Liquid cackled as he opened fire with the machine guns.
Snake dodged the machine gun fire, and jumped over the edge of the walkway, only to realize too late that he didn't have a rope…
"Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap!!" He shouted on his way down toward the walkway's lower walkway.
He landed with a thud on a couple of patrolling guards, who were killed by his weight and force.
"What the hell? There aren't supposed to be any guards here…"
"You're…the main character…you can't die…" One of the guards coughed before dying.
"Oh, sweet!"
After testing that theory for about twenty minutes, he proceeded to Tower B, and found…
"SWEET! A Stinger Missile Launcher!"
He walked out onto the roof, and saw Liquid's biplane waiting for him.
"Haha! Now you shall die, Snake!"
All of the sudden, his plane was shot down by unknown circumstances.
"Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!" Liquid screamed as his plane went down.
Five minutes later, another biplane appeared, with Liquid at the controls.
"Now you die!" he screamed again.
This plane was shot down as well…
"CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This time, Liquid reappeared piloting a brand spankin' new Hind D.
"What the hell keeps shooting my planes down?!" He bellowed, looking around for the culprit.
Some random french pilot flew by in a blue biplane, laughing at Liquid.
"Oh, that does it! DIE!"
He fired two missiles at the french pilot.
"Sacre blu…" he muttered as his plane exploded.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"What the fuck was that about?" Snake asked quizzically. "Ah, forget it…I don't even wanna know…"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Liquid laughed evilly.
"Man, Liquid, do you ever shut up?" Snake said smugly.
"That's it! DIE!!!!!!!!" He bellowed, firing his entire payload of missiles at Snake.
"Oh…crap…" Snake muttered as he dove out of the way of the incoming missiles.
All hit home around him, making him get tossed around the roof like a salad.
He fired a Stinger at it, but it did almost no damage to the Hind D.
"Man, fuck this!" Snake said, activating his Codec.
He typed in the frequency 140.69, and heard it ring a few times.
"…Ouch! Stop that!"
"I told you I'd kill you, Relena…"
The sounds of a few things getting knocked over played over the airwaves, then the person realized his Codec was ringing.
"Dammit! Hold on a sec, okay Relena?"
"Okay…"
The image of Heero Yuy appeared on the screen.
"Heero Yuy speaking…what is my mission?" A gruff, emotionless voice said.
"Heero, its Solid Snake. I need some help with a Hind D that's trying to kill me…"
"Why the hell do you need my help? I thought Kojima said you could take care of it yourself…"
"Yeah, well, my brother nearly blew up half the complex with that one barrage, and he's got more where that came from!"
"Sorry…not my problem…" Heero said gruffly. "I have a little saying for missions like this: Let Domon Kasshu to handle it…"
"Aww, c'mon Yuy!" Snake begged. "I promise I won't ever ask you for a favor again!"
"Uh-uh! I'm not fallin' for that one again! The last time you said that was when you wanted me kill that 'Gray Fox' guy for you in that stupid minefield…go ask Domon!"
"Two things: One: Gray Fox is still alive you idiot! And Two: I don't wanna!" Snake whined. "I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I DON'T WANNA!"
"OKAY, OKAY FINE! I'LL DO IT! I'LL DO IT!! JUST SHUT UP!!" Heero bellowed, covering his ears with his hands.
"Thanks Heero, I knew I could count on you…" Snake said smugly.
"Yeah, whatever…"
Heero disconnected the line.
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! So brother, ready to die?!" Liquid cackled, lining up Snake in his sights.
"Oh…crap…" He groaned.
Just then, something stopped behind Liquid, and starts hovering.
"Yay! Heero's here!" Snake exclaimed.
"Okay, so where's this 'Hind D' that you speak of?" Heero's voice said over the intercom.
"Its that helicopter thing that's right in front of you!" Snake shouted, pointing at Liquid's Hind D mischievously.
Wing Zero looked at the Hind D, then back at Snake in disbelief. "What the fuck?! Just this little piece of shit?! Man, Snake, you suck!"
"Oh just shut up and destroy the thing!"
Wing Zero picked up its rifle, and aimed it at the Hind D, and fired on it, blowing it up, and making Liquid fall out of the cockpit to his doom.
"SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKE!!" He screamed.
"Hey! I killed you, you stupid fuck!" Heero bellowed angrily.
"Oh, soooooooorrry!" He said. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Much better…" Heero said smugly.
"Phew. Thanks, Heero…"
"Oh yeah! Who's the greatest?!" Heero exclaimed happily.
Wing Zero started doing a very stupid dance routine, and Heero started wrestling with the controls to get it to stop.
Finally, it stopped.
"Whoa. What the fuck was that all about?" Heero asked himself.
"Man, that was just about the gayest dance I've ever seen in my life!" Snake said, laughing hysterically. "Why'd you stupid gundam do that?"
Heero's mind suddenly came up with the answer.
Bit Cloud's stupid, gay-ass organoid…I knew I should've stolen it!
"That stupid piece of shit! It's just so gay! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS STUPID ORGANOID SO DAMN GAY?!!!"
"Maybe it's reflecting the personality of the owner…" Snake said under his breath.
Somewhere, on the distant planet Zi…(A/N: Just to say, I don't hate Bit at all! I'm just poking fun at him!)
"Hey, I resent that!" Bit Cloud said loudly.
"Bit, what the hell are you resenting exactly?" Brad asked curiously.
"Umm…" Bit thought for a minute. "I…don't know!"
"Man, Bit, you've been acting all strange ever since your stupid organoid got stolen…" Leena said, looking at the blonde-haired pilot quizzically. "Why?"
"I dunno…" Bit said dumbly.
"Team! I have an announcement to make!" Doc said loudly.
"Really?! Are you increasing my pay?!" Brad exclaimed hopefully.
"No, Brad." Doc said plainly.
Brad's head fell in disappointment.
"Okay, here it is: Bit, you're off the team."
"WHAAAAAAAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bit exclaimed loudly. "Why?!"
"Well, ever since the organoid for your Liger Zero got stolen, you've been acting all mental, so we committed you to a mental hospital!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Bit screamed.
"Is that the only reason, dad?" Leena asked.
"No, it's also because ever since the organoid for the Liger got stolen, it pretty much sucks ass…"
"Ohh…okay!" Jamie said, nodding his head.
"Also, Brad, Naomi is joining our team, and I'm making you the leader!"
"YEEESSSSSS!!!" Brad exclaimed, jumping into the air happily.
"What about me, dad?" Leena asked impatiently.
"Oh, and I'm letting you use the Liger Zero for target practice!!"
"YAAAAY!!!" ^_^
All of the sudden, Bit's ranting was cut off when he was hit on the head by a meteorite.
"YAY!" Everyone shouted. "Bit's dead!"
"Yeah, but what was that meteor?" Brad asked, picking up the object.
It was indeed Bit's organoid, dead. Tied to its head was a note that said,
"Bit, your organoid is a useless waste of space. Go to hell and die. Love, Heero Yuy, your friendly neighborhood assassin."
"Wow, whoever this 'Heero Yuy' guy is, he must be some type of sick demented bastard…" Leena said.
"Yeah, well the good think is that Bit's dead an I get his spot!!" Brad said, hugging the dead hunk of metal.
Suddenly, Naomi appeared, and started frenching him while he held the dead organoid in one free arm.
Suddenly, it exploded, covering Brad and the rest of them with black soot.
A stray piece of metal rolled by that said "Firestone" on it.
"Man, whoever this author is, he must have something big against Firestone…"
That's all ya get! More from the demented mind of RavenZERO, after these messages…