Mali: IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!

Veil: Yay.

Mali: Oh, lighten up, mate! (Puts Santa hat on his head and covers him with tinsel) WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BARBEQUE AND GO SWIMMING!

Veil: Isn't it slightly cold for swimming?

Mali: Not down under it's not....

Veil: Okay.

Mali: I was bored, so I decided to write Christmas carols.... REDWALL STYLE!

Veil: Joy

Mali: As always, I don't own Redwall, or this song!

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Deck Great Hall

Deck Great Hall with wedges of cheese,
Fa la la la la la la la la
'Tis the the season where we sneeze,
Fa la la la la la la la la
Watch the Dibbun prance like crazy,
Fa la la la la la la la la
And your vision get real hazy,
Fa la la la la la la la la.

Drinking good ole October Ale,
Fa la la la la la la la la
Out of an odd-looking pail,
Fa la la la la la la la la
I think it was used to contain something yucky,
Fa la la la la la la la la
Hope it's not and that you're lucky.
Fa la la la la la la la la.

Please Excuse the earliness of the song,
Fa la la la la la la la la
But the Christmas festivities just to strong,
Fa la la la la la la la la
The power of Christ compels one another,
Fa la la la la la la la la
Now we all have to suffer.
Fa la la la la la la la la!