The Quest for the Golden Jawbreaker
By: Brandon "Turbine" McGrody
Part II: The Ed and the Beast(s)
Last time, the Ed's were working on a scam, when suddenly, the Kankers come out of nowhere, a long with someone Ed refers to as Evil Tim.
"Ed!" Eddy said franticly. "What do you mean Evil Tim? That comic book thing you made us do was real?!?" Ed searched in his pocket, and pulled out the "Evil Tim" comic. "Yup, real. He has come for his revenge for not obeying his every whim when he arrived!" Edd tilted his eyes at the stargazed Ed "Impossible. Completely out of this or any reality for that matter, Ed. This is probably one of the Kanker Sisters' tricks." The voice yet again spoke, as a shadowy figure, like the one on the comic cover, approached. "You are wrong, he whom wears a sock hat Ed. I do not know you're exact names. You are the Eds to me. The "Kankers" are my research robots. I turned the real ones into my evil, destructive minions. I have been researching you, with the help of the KankerXes. I got your location down, and I am here to destroy you and your friends." Double D looked up at this gigantic figure and said "Why the other kids?" Evil Tim continued to say "They were a part of the ceremony, am I right. Yessss," he said, hissing, "they did not come to beckon my arrival, and must be punished. MINIONS! COME TO ME NOW! IT IS YOUR TIME OF POWER! NOW IS THE TIME TO CLAIM THE SOULS OF THESE FOOLISH MORTALS, FOR PUNISH THEM WE MUST! THEY DID NOT BECKON, FOR THEY ARE STUBBORN AND UNWISE! UNLEASH YOUR POWERS, LET MY WORD BE KNOWN! BECKON DOWN TO ME OR SUFFER DIRE CONSEQUENCES!" Just then, three shadowy figures landed. The first one had a sword with a golden point. The best of the three to Double D, as he said in a speech 11 years later. You will see this entire speech by Edd later, but let's get back to the story. The second one looked like Lee Kanker. Uglier then any of the minions, it had a giant gun like sword, from which she shot a huge blast. The last one was the only one with a speaking ability. She laughed, sounding like Marie. Double D dreaded it. For Marie chased after him. She saw him, and said "I'll destroy you first, cutie. I still remember you, Double D." 'Uh-oh' Edd thought. Eddy jumped out "You can't destroy us! We're the Eds!" "Ha! You can't stop me without the power golden jawbreaker!" Evil Tim punched himself. "The golden jawbreaker?!?!" The Eds yelled. The minion Kankers growled "Master, why the hell did you say it?" "I was mad at these Eds! They must be destroyed." 'I guess all of them speak' thought Double D, with the Eds in his garage. The winged minion, which is Minion May, said "But master, you must not speak such treachery. The Eds have yet escaped, therefore they are going to get the golden jawbreaker and destroy you. We'll be fine, in our bodies with these minds, but fine. You'll be in the comic book for eternity. Gone, master." "No. You know that I can destroy them. I have ultimate power! Now then, I sense them searching for something. ah! The jawbreaker! We must stop them!" Then, Tim, Minion Lee, and Minion Marie started following the Eds. Minion May stayed "My minion, come now! You must obey." Minion May thought 'Never!' But she did not say this, for she would be punished. She said "I'll stand guard, master." Tim turned "It's agreed then. Kill anyone." "Thank you. It shall be done, sir."
This is bad. The Eds are on the quest, while Tim chases along to destroy them. Who will win, and what will happen when the kids join in? And will I make up something about what's under Edd's hat already? Find out in Part 3: Penny for your Eds!
By: Brandon "Turbine" McGrody
Part II: The Ed and the Beast(s)
Last time, the Ed's were working on a scam, when suddenly, the Kankers come out of nowhere, a long with someone Ed refers to as Evil Tim.
"Ed!" Eddy said franticly. "What do you mean Evil Tim? That comic book thing you made us do was real?!?" Ed searched in his pocket, and pulled out the "Evil Tim" comic. "Yup, real. He has come for his revenge for not obeying his every whim when he arrived!" Edd tilted his eyes at the stargazed Ed "Impossible. Completely out of this or any reality for that matter, Ed. This is probably one of the Kanker Sisters' tricks." The voice yet again spoke, as a shadowy figure, like the one on the comic cover, approached. "You are wrong, he whom wears a sock hat Ed. I do not know you're exact names. You are the Eds to me. The "Kankers" are my research robots. I turned the real ones into my evil, destructive minions. I have been researching you, with the help of the KankerXes. I got your location down, and I am here to destroy you and your friends." Double D looked up at this gigantic figure and said "Why the other kids?" Evil Tim continued to say "They were a part of the ceremony, am I right. Yessss," he said, hissing, "they did not come to beckon my arrival, and must be punished. MINIONS! COME TO ME NOW! IT IS YOUR TIME OF POWER! NOW IS THE TIME TO CLAIM THE SOULS OF THESE FOOLISH MORTALS, FOR PUNISH THEM WE MUST! THEY DID NOT BECKON, FOR THEY ARE STUBBORN AND UNWISE! UNLEASH YOUR POWERS, LET MY WORD BE KNOWN! BECKON DOWN TO ME OR SUFFER DIRE CONSEQUENCES!" Just then, three shadowy figures landed. The first one had a sword with a golden point. The best of the three to Double D, as he said in a speech 11 years later. You will see this entire speech by Edd later, but let's get back to the story. The second one looked like Lee Kanker. Uglier then any of the minions, it had a giant gun like sword, from which she shot a huge blast. The last one was the only one with a speaking ability. She laughed, sounding like Marie. Double D dreaded it. For Marie chased after him. She saw him, and said "I'll destroy you first, cutie. I still remember you, Double D." 'Uh-oh' Edd thought. Eddy jumped out "You can't destroy us! We're the Eds!" "Ha! You can't stop me without the power golden jawbreaker!" Evil Tim punched himself. "The golden jawbreaker?!?!" The Eds yelled. The minion Kankers growled "Master, why the hell did you say it?" "I was mad at these Eds! They must be destroyed." 'I guess all of them speak' thought Double D, with the Eds in his garage. The winged minion, which is Minion May, said "But master, you must not speak such treachery. The Eds have yet escaped, therefore they are going to get the golden jawbreaker and destroy you. We'll be fine, in our bodies with these minds, but fine. You'll be in the comic book for eternity. Gone, master." "No. You know that I can destroy them. I have ultimate power! Now then, I sense them searching for something. ah! The jawbreaker! We must stop them!" Then, Tim, Minion Lee, and Minion Marie started following the Eds. Minion May stayed "My minion, come now! You must obey." Minion May thought 'Never!' But she did not say this, for she would be punished. She said "I'll stand guard, master." Tim turned "It's agreed then. Kill anyone." "Thank you. It shall be done, sir."
This is bad. The Eds are on the quest, while Tim chases along to destroy them. Who will win, and what will happen when the kids join in? And will I make up something about what's under Edd's hat already? Find out in Part 3: Penny for your Eds!