The Quest For the Golden Jawbreaker
By: Brandon "Turbine" McGrody
Part IV: Fear No Ed
"Master, we just can't find 'em! And to believe it's me saying this!" Minion Lee started pacing. Evil Tim turned "Yes. it is strange that even you can't find them. They must not be here." Minion Marie peeked up from a magazine "I noticed, for a quick second, that Edd was building something. Knowing him, it was a car of some type." "Hmmm." We now go over to the Eds and the others. "I'm glad the T.C.C. works." Double D was manning the controls to this "T.C.C.". Eddy looked up. He was looking very depressed in some sort. His eyes had a solid-rock sort of look. "This stinks," he said, "I'm bored. And I can't help thinking that this might the last, like, 3 days of my life. This sucks. Major." "Your not sounding right, Eddy." Double D didn't like what Eddy was exhibiting. "Eddy, you o.k.?" "Yeah. Are we gonna do something? Everyone hasn't woken up yet, and that just makes it worse." "Well, I think we should try and see if the specialized radar works." Edd started turning on the radar. Oh, and, in case you're wondering, T.C.C. means Turbo Capsule Car, formerly known as the Computer Accelerated Super Capsule Transportation Unit, or CASCTU. "I think it works, Eddy. I'm detecting a jawbreaker. I'm also detecting gold. It's under the surface, though. This is going to be the most incredible thing anyone of us has ever expeirienced!" Edd turned on the mapping system. "More incredible then-" Eddy was interrupted by Edd "Yes, more incredible then the X at Six Flags." "Cool!" Eddy yelled loud enough to wake up Ed. Ed went over to the cockpit "Hello!" Ed's yelling woke up everyone else. Everyone yawned. "Good morning, I mean, afternoon, Plank!" said an extremely happy Johnny. "Rolf is pleased! I have woken at the official lunch time of my country! Sea cucumber it shall be!" Kevin made a hacking sound "I'll take hot dogs." Nazz looked up, in her clothes, for goodness sake. "I agree." "Rolf is even more pleased! Now is time to try these hot dogs!" The sea cucumber hit the walls of the T.C.C. with a splash. "Yeah, hot dogs!" Eddy went in the back and grabbed a hot dog. "Hot dogs! Huh, huh, huh! Yummy!" Ed galloped to the hot dogs. "Sarah, hot dogs! Whee!" Sarah and Jimmy grabbed hot dogs as well. "Rolf likes these better then the famous sea cucumber of my country!" Edd looked back "Pass me up one, please." All of them yelled "Sure." "Now 'chew' then, I have formed 'chew' a hypothesis that 'munch' states that this golden jawbreaker is 'munch, chew' in the Earth's core." The others gasped "Earth's core!?!" "It sounds crazy, but, 'gulp', we can do it." "Whatever, Sockhead." Kevin topped his hot dog. We go back on to Evil Tim and his minions, who are close on our hero's tails. "We WILL defeat they're efforts. They're close." Minion Lee kept zooming around "Hell yeah! Yahoo! We're gonna kill! They're gonna die, oh!"
Our heroes know where the golden jawbreaker is, but our villains know where our heroes are. Don't miss Part 5: The Best of Times, The Worst of Eds.
By: Brandon "Turbine" McGrody
Part IV: Fear No Ed
"Master, we just can't find 'em! And to believe it's me saying this!" Minion Lee started pacing. Evil Tim turned "Yes. it is strange that even you can't find them. They must not be here." Minion Marie peeked up from a magazine "I noticed, for a quick second, that Edd was building something. Knowing him, it was a car of some type." "Hmmm." We now go over to the Eds and the others. "I'm glad the T.C.C. works." Double D was manning the controls to this "T.C.C.". Eddy looked up. He was looking very depressed in some sort. His eyes had a solid-rock sort of look. "This stinks," he said, "I'm bored. And I can't help thinking that this might the last, like, 3 days of my life. This sucks. Major." "Your not sounding right, Eddy." Double D didn't like what Eddy was exhibiting. "Eddy, you o.k.?" "Yeah. Are we gonna do something? Everyone hasn't woken up yet, and that just makes it worse." "Well, I think we should try and see if the specialized radar works." Edd started turning on the radar. Oh, and, in case you're wondering, T.C.C. means Turbo Capsule Car, formerly known as the Computer Accelerated Super Capsule Transportation Unit, or CASCTU. "I think it works, Eddy. I'm detecting a jawbreaker. I'm also detecting gold. It's under the surface, though. This is going to be the most incredible thing anyone of us has ever expeirienced!" Edd turned on the mapping system. "More incredible then-" Eddy was interrupted by Edd "Yes, more incredible then the X at Six Flags." "Cool!" Eddy yelled loud enough to wake up Ed. Ed went over to the cockpit "Hello!" Ed's yelling woke up everyone else. Everyone yawned. "Good morning, I mean, afternoon, Plank!" said an extremely happy Johnny. "Rolf is pleased! I have woken at the official lunch time of my country! Sea cucumber it shall be!" Kevin made a hacking sound "I'll take hot dogs." Nazz looked up, in her clothes, for goodness sake. "I agree." "Rolf is even more pleased! Now is time to try these hot dogs!" The sea cucumber hit the walls of the T.C.C. with a splash. "Yeah, hot dogs!" Eddy went in the back and grabbed a hot dog. "Hot dogs! Huh, huh, huh! Yummy!" Ed galloped to the hot dogs. "Sarah, hot dogs! Whee!" Sarah and Jimmy grabbed hot dogs as well. "Rolf likes these better then the famous sea cucumber of my country!" Edd looked back "Pass me up one, please." All of them yelled "Sure." "Now 'chew' then, I have formed 'chew' a hypothesis that 'munch' states that this golden jawbreaker is 'munch, chew' in the Earth's core." The others gasped "Earth's core!?!" "It sounds crazy, but, 'gulp', we can do it." "Whatever, Sockhead." Kevin topped his hot dog. We go back on to Evil Tim and his minions, who are close on our hero's tails. "We WILL defeat they're efforts. They're close." Minion Lee kept zooming around "Hell yeah! Yahoo! We're gonna kill! They're gonna die, oh!"
Our heroes know where the golden jawbreaker is, but our villains know where our heroes are. Don't miss Part 5: The Best of Times, The Worst of Eds.