The Quest for the Golden Jawbreaker
By: Brandon "Turbine" McGrody
Part V: The Best of Times, the Worst of Eds
"I think we're here!!!" Double D stopped the T.C.C. and jumped out. "Ah. No more cramps. I'm going to search for the right place to go down. Eddy, you tie Ed to that leash, please." Edd was off. "Yeah, whatever. HEY FURRHEAD!" Rumble, rumble. "I AM ED! Huh, huh, huh, a huh, huh." Ed started jumping around. "Hey, Double D! What leash." Eddy yelled out. Edd turned around "It was a joke, Eddy." "Ha, ha. Very funny, dude." Rolf's snoring could be heard in the background. Kevin and Nazz (well, Nazz mostly. Kevin was just going along, as usual.) Jimmy and Sarah were playing with dolls. Johnny was having a "conversation" with Plank. Plank was smiling (duh!!!) The normal routine. Until Edd called out "YES!!! I've got it! We're ready!" Everyone stopped what they were doing "HORRAY FOR SOCKHEAD!" This woke Rolf up. "Rolf is excited, as now we can defeat this monster known as Tim. Who is evil beyond the smells of my dad's private bathroom!" Jimmy threw up. Sarah gasped "Jimmy!!!" She ran to his aid. Kevin walked over to Rolf "That's just plain nasty, dude. Shut up about that kind of stuff, man!" Edd turned "Let's get going before-" he was interrupted by Evil Tim's laughter. "Evil Tim shows. up." Our heroes all screamed. "Not again!" Nazz ran behind Kevin, who was secretly biting his nails. Edd jumped in the T.C.C. and transferred to underground mode. He started drilling down. "C'mon down, everyone! Hurry!" The others jumped down and followed Edd. "I know where it is. I'll let Ed show us what to do with it. Well, c'mon, Ed, let's go!" Ed became alert "In your head, Double D." He ran towards the golden jawbreaker. Evil Tim swarmed in with the Minion Kankers. To fill you in, the Minion Kankers are now permanent minions. If the Eds win, they'll be in the comic forever with Evil Tim. "MINIONS!!! COME NOW!" Evil Tim yelled. "Yes master!" They said at the same time. Evil Tim stepped closer "Help me transform!" The minions said a very strange curse and a bright light formed around Tim. When the light vanished, a giant, shadowy monster was in front of our heroes. Ed stepped up "I'll stall him. All the boys go get the golden jawbreaker. The girls, stall the minions. Hurry!" Eddy and Kevin ran off, Double D and Rolf lagged behind. There was a giant pit with strange colored snakes and bright, yellow lava. It looked like nuclear liquids. "Jump it!" Eddy yelled. They made it across. Except Eddy. Kevin jumped after him. "Dude, hang on!" Nazz turned "KEVIN!" Kevin grabbed Eddy and he was shot up. Eddy hopped out of the pit "Kevin! Oh crap!" Kevin splashed into the pit. His lifeless body floated out of the pit and dropped. The girls, including Nazz, kept fending off the minions. Nazz turned to see what happened and quickly turned back. Ed said "Double D. Go check Kevin. Rolf, go help the girls. Minion Lee's not being covered and is attacking them. Rolf jumped over the pit with Edd. Eddy turned toward Ed "What do I do with the jawbreaker?" Ed poked Tim with a miniature sword Edd had just passed him. Tim retreated. "Eat it, Eddy!" "Whatever." Evil Tim started shooting Eddy "AAAHHHHHHH!" He jumped a pit and grabbed a metal bar. He swung across and ran to the golden jawbreaker. He put his hands on it and a giant light flashed. He pulled it, stuck out his tongue, wrapped it, and sucked it into his mouth. Ed ran over to his friend, who was now in front of the regenerating Evil Tim "You're now undefeatable. Now, take it out and get him. Then you raise it. Go." He did what his friend told him. The gold chipped off of the jawbreaker and hit the now normal Evil Tim. He hardened into gold and materialized into Ed's comic. The same thing happened to the minions. The Eds jumped around "YEAH!!!" All of them celebrated. Johnny woke up from his 3:00 nap. They were soon back in the culdesac. Edd was on his porch. He sighed. Looking up into the sky, he mumbled something. He walked into his house.
-END-
That's the end. The chaos is over. This was a sequel to the Evil Tim episode. I'm going to create a lot of episode sequels, Sonic/Eds crossovers, and originals in the future. I'm the new writer on the block. Get ready, Eddzone! Next story: Double D's Hat.
Brandon "Turbine" McGrody
By: Brandon "Turbine" McGrody
Part V: The Best of Times, the Worst of Eds
"I think we're here!!!" Double D stopped the T.C.C. and jumped out. "Ah. No more cramps. I'm going to search for the right place to go down. Eddy, you tie Ed to that leash, please." Edd was off. "Yeah, whatever. HEY FURRHEAD!" Rumble, rumble. "I AM ED! Huh, huh, huh, a huh, huh." Ed started jumping around. "Hey, Double D! What leash." Eddy yelled out. Edd turned around "It was a joke, Eddy." "Ha, ha. Very funny, dude." Rolf's snoring could be heard in the background. Kevin and Nazz (well, Nazz mostly. Kevin was just going along, as usual.) Jimmy and Sarah were playing with dolls. Johnny was having a "conversation" with Plank. Plank was smiling (duh!!!) The normal routine. Until Edd called out "YES!!! I've got it! We're ready!" Everyone stopped what they were doing "HORRAY FOR SOCKHEAD!" This woke Rolf up. "Rolf is excited, as now we can defeat this monster known as Tim. Who is evil beyond the smells of my dad's private bathroom!" Jimmy threw up. Sarah gasped "Jimmy!!!" She ran to his aid. Kevin walked over to Rolf "That's just plain nasty, dude. Shut up about that kind of stuff, man!" Edd turned "Let's get going before-" he was interrupted by Evil Tim's laughter. "Evil Tim shows. up." Our heroes all screamed. "Not again!" Nazz ran behind Kevin, who was secretly biting his nails. Edd jumped in the T.C.C. and transferred to underground mode. He started drilling down. "C'mon down, everyone! Hurry!" The others jumped down and followed Edd. "I know where it is. I'll let Ed show us what to do with it. Well, c'mon, Ed, let's go!" Ed became alert "In your head, Double D." He ran towards the golden jawbreaker. Evil Tim swarmed in with the Minion Kankers. To fill you in, the Minion Kankers are now permanent minions. If the Eds win, they'll be in the comic forever with Evil Tim. "MINIONS!!! COME NOW!" Evil Tim yelled. "Yes master!" They said at the same time. Evil Tim stepped closer "Help me transform!" The minions said a very strange curse and a bright light formed around Tim. When the light vanished, a giant, shadowy monster was in front of our heroes. Ed stepped up "I'll stall him. All the boys go get the golden jawbreaker. The girls, stall the minions. Hurry!" Eddy and Kevin ran off, Double D and Rolf lagged behind. There was a giant pit with strange colored snakes and bright, yellow lava. It looked like nuclear liquids. "Jump it!" Eddy yelled. They made it across. Except Eddy. Kevin jumped after him. "Dude, hang on!" Nazz turned "KEVIN!" Kevin grabbed Eddy and he was shot up. Eddy hopped out of the pit "Kevin! Oh crap!" Kevin splashed into the pit. His lifeless body floated out of the pit and dropped. The girls, including Nazz, kept fending off the minions. Nazz turned to see what happened and quickly turned back. Ed said "Double D. Go check Kevin. Rolf, go help the girls. Minion Lee's not being covered and is attacking them. Rolf jumped over the pit with Edd. Eddy turned toward Ed "What do I do with the jawbreaker?" Ed poked Tim with a miniature sword Edd had just passed him. Tim retreated. "Eat it, Eddy!" "Whatever." Evil Tim started shooting Eddy "AAAHHHHHHH!" He jumped a pit and grabbed a metal bar. He swung across and ran to the golden jawbreaker. He put his hands on it and a giant light flashed. He pulled it, stuck out his tongue, wrapped it, and sucked it into his mouth. Ed ran over to his friend, who was now in front of the regenerating Evil Tim "You're now undefeatable. Now, take it out and get him. Then you raise it. Go." He did what his friend told him. The gold chipped off of the jawbreaker and hit the now normal Evil Tim. He hardened into gold and materialized into Ed's comic. The same thing happened to the minions. The Eds jumped around "YEAH!!!" All of them celebrated. Johnny woke up from his 3:00 nap. They were soon back in the culdesac. Edd was on his porch. He sighed. Looking up into the sky, he mumbled something. He walked into his house.
-END-
That's the end. The chaos is over. This was a sequel to the Evil Tim episode. I'm going to create a lot of episode sequels, Sonic/Eds crossovers, and originals in the future. I'm the new writer on the block. Get ready, Eddzone! Next story: Double D's Hat.
Brandon "Turbine" McGrody