Drangon Ball Q: The Dragonballs Come Back
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ.
Rating: G
Rating of the Numerous Flames I'll Most Likely Get: R
This story is a DBZ parody written by a guy who knows absolutely nothing about DBZ. The names are close to what they really are, but are still horribly horribly butchered. Feel free to flame me, I'm expecting it.
"Tofu," said Fajita, "The Dragonballs are back."
Tofu was taken aback. "What?! This must be Chunks' doing"
At this moment, Chunks appeared out of nowhere. "Look at my hair! It's perriwinkle!" he shrieked. "If you want to know the truth about the Dragonballs, come to Mount...err... Charizard!"
They erupted into a battle which, if told in true Dragonball Q form, would take several Dragonball Q stories just to describe three or four seconds.
Needless to say, Fajita and Tofu were utterly defeated by Chunks' awesome Super-Crayon form.
Chunks laughed an evil laugh. "Come to Mount Charizard to know the truth."
"Quickly, Tofu!" yelled Fajita. "We must find..... FORTRAN!"
On their way, they ran into Freezer. "Blargh!" Freezer laughed. "I am Freezer and such!"
"Quickly!" Tofu and Fajita yelled in unison. "TO SUPER-CRAYON FORM!"
Startled by this, Freezer had a heart attack and fell over. Suddenly Piccolo appeared.
"Hey, Piccolo," said Fajita. Piccolo tooted his response.
Finally they got to...err... that place where Fortran lived. We'll just call it Wonko Island for sake of the story.
So, finally being at Wonko Island, the trio found Fortran.
"Hello," said Fortran.
Suddenly, Killin appeared.
"I may be short," he shouted, "But I am equally weak!"
"Hey Killin," said Tofu, "I have to ask you something. I've always been curious.... what exactly is with the six nipples on your head?"
"ARGHHHHH!!!" Killin shouted. "YOU'VE DISCOVERED MY HORRIBLE SECRET!"
The Dynamic Quartet ran off, leaving Killin on the ground rocking himself in a fetal position.
"Quickly," yelled Tofu, "To my spaceship! That is the only way we'll be able to reach Mount Charizard fast enough!"
They all got into his spaceship and were pinned to the ground by 100 G's. They died of starvation promptly after.
THE END
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ.
Rating: G
Rating of the Numerous Flames I'll Most Likely Get: R
This story is a DBZ parody written by a guy who knows absolutely nothing about DBZ. The names are close to what they really are, but are still horribly horribly butchered. Feel free to flame me, I'm expecting it.
"Tofu," said Fajita, "The Dragonballs are back."
Tofu was taken aback. "What?! This must be Chunks' doing"
At this moment, Chunks appeared out of nowhere. "Look at my hair! It's perriwinkle!" he shrieked. "If you want to know the truth about the Dragonballs, come to Mount...err... Charizard!"
They erupted into a battle which, if told in true Dragonball Q form, would take several Dragonball Q stories just to describe three or four seconds.
Needless to say, Fajita and Tofu were utterly defeated by Chunks' awesome Super-Crayon form.
Chunks laughed an evil laugh. "Come to Mount Charizard to know the truth."
"Quickly, Tofu!" yelled Fajita. "We must find..... FORTRAN!"
On their way, they ran into Freezer. "Blargh!" Freezer laughed. "I am Freezer and such!"
"Quickly!" Tofu and Fajita yelled in unison. "TO SUPER-CRAYON FORM!"
Startled by this, Freezer had a heart attack and fell over. Suddenly Piccolo appeared.
"Hey, Piccolo," said Fajita. Piccolo tooted his response.
Finally they got to...err... that place where Fortran lived. We'll just call it Wonko Island for sake of the story.
So, finally being at Wonko Island, the trio found Fortran.
"Hello," said Fortran.
Suddenly, Killin appeared.
"I may be short," he shouted, "But I am equally weak!"
"Hey Killin," said Tofu, "I have to ask you something. I've always been curious.... what exactly is with the six nipples on your head?"
"ARGHHHHH!!!" Killin shouted. "YOU'VE DISCOVERED MY HORRIBLE SECRET!"
The Dynamic Quartet ran off, leaving Killin on the ground rocking himself in a fetal position.
"Quickly," yelled Tofu, "To my spaceship! That is the only way we'll be able to reach Mount Charizard fast enough!"
They all got into his spaceship and were pinned to the ground by 100 G's. They died of starvation promptly after.
THE END