Disclaimer: I don't own anything ok?
Category: Humor.well I thought it was funny
Ok.I know I will get flamed but I don't care I wont to be flamed ok? And its supposed to be stupid, and the characters are extremely OoC
I LOVE YOU?
It was a cold, but warm (hahahah) winter evening. Harry Potter sighed as he listened to his two best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger argue once again.
"RON WEASLEY I HATE YOU! YOU'RE A SELFISH PRAT!!!"
"IM SELFISH?!?!? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS SELFISH!!"
"Me.? Tell me RON, why am I SELFISH?" (a/n I love the word sell-fish)
"Your ALWAYS STUDYING!! THAT'S WHY!!!"
"And that makes me selfish?!?!?!"
"Yeah pretty much"
Hermione rolled her eyes and sat down in a chair next to Harry.
"OH SURE!!!!!! SIT NEXT TO HARRY! I MAY BE SELFISH, BUT AT LEAST I CAN FINISH FIGHTS!!" Ron said with a snigger.
With that remark, Hermione abruptly got up and stood toe-to-toe with Ron.
"FOR YOUR INFORMATION RON, which I have so much of, THE REASON I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT WITH YOU IS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!"
"OH HERMIONE!!!!!," Ron bellowed with tears forming in his eyes (no joke) "I BLODDY LOVE YOU TOO, but tell me why you love me."
"I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOUR SELFISH, JEALOUS AND YOU ALWAYS STUFF YOUR FACE, and between you and me us girls find that a real TURN on."
Harry, suddenly feeling awkward, stood up from his chair.
"Well then.if you two love each-other then.I LOVE GINNY, YOU MAY BE ASKING WHY, well so am I, BUT NOW WE CAN ALL BE ONE BIG HAPPY WEASLEY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And then Hermione marries Ron and they end up having 50 kids, And Ginny (who was overjoyed) married Harry but unfortunately Ginny died a year later when Ron's owl Pig flew into her eye. Harry is currently a bachelor.
Ok.I know I will get flamed but I don't care I wont to be flamed ok? And its supposed to be stupid, and the characters are extremely OoC
I LOVE YOU?
It was a cold, but warm (hahahah) winter evening. Harry Potter sighed as he listened to his two best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger argue once again.
"RON WEASLEY I HATE YOU! YOU'RE A SELFISH PRAT!!!"
"IM SELFISH?!?!? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS SELFISH!!"
"Me.? Tell me RON, why am I SELFISH?" (a/n I love the word sell-fish)
"Your ALWAYS STUDYING!! THAT'S WHY!!!"
"And that makes me selfish?!?!?!"
"Yeah pretty much"
Hermione rolled her eyes and sat down in a chair next to Harry.
"OH SURE!!!!!! SIT NEXT TO HARRY! I MAY BE SELFISH, BUT AT LEAST I CAN FINISH FIGHTS!!" Ron said with a snigger.
With that remark, Hermione abruptly got up and stood toe-to-toe with Ron.
"FOR YOUR INFORMATION RON, which I have so much of, THE REASON I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT WITH YOU IS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!"
"OH HERMIONE!!!!!," Ron bellowed with tears forming in his eyes (no joke) "I BLODDY LOVE YOU TOO, but tell me why you love me."
"I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOUR SELFISH, JEALOUS AND YOU ALWAYS STUFF YOUR FACE, and between you and me us girls find that a real TURN on."
Harry, suddenly feeling awkward, stood up from his chair.
"Well then.if you two love each-other then.I LOVE GINNY, YOU MAY BE ASKING WHY, well so am I, BUT NOW WE CAN ALL BE ONE BIG HAPPY WEASLEY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And then Hermione marries Ron and they end up having 50 kids, And Ginny (who was overjoyed) married Harry but unfortunately Ginny died a year later when Ron's owl Pig flew into her eye. Harry is currently a bachelor.