Disclaimer: I only own Rolm and Garion.
I thought up this idea at school and I think it's hilarious...
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"BWHAHAHAHAHA!" Eggman's laughter cut through the air as he held up his latest invention. "They will pay for destroying my last base... No matter! With this miniscule robot, I will be able to have them destroy themselves! BWHAHAHAHAHA!"
~~~~~SONIC
I got up out of bed and stretched. It was another fine day out. I walked in the kitchen to find Tails cooking breakfast.
"Good morning Tails. What are you making?" I asked.
"Oh, hey Sonic! I was just fixing us some bacon and pancakes," he replied. My mouth began to water. Tails made some of the best breakfasts. I opened the fridge and got out some orange juice. I poured myself a glass and sat down at the table with it. I picked up the newspaper on the table and began reading. The breeze from an open window blew comfortably onto my face.
"Famous Jewelry Store Robbed!" I read out loud. "The suspect broke in after hours and took all of the gems in the store, but left all of the golden items alone... The suspect is supposedly a female with a bat-like appearance..."
Tails laughed. "Looks like Rouge is up to no good again."
"Sounds like it. I wonder how Knuckles and her are getting along now?" Tails shrugged.
"Food's ready," he said as he took two plates out and put some bacon and a pancake on each one. He carried the plates over to them table and set one of them down in front of me. I eagerly ate the meal. It was superb. I finished the last of my orange juice and put my dishes in the sink.
"That was great Tails," I said.
"Thanks Sonic," he said as he also put his dishes in the sink. Suddenly something began to buzz around my head.
"What the...? Stupid fly," I said as I rolled up my newspaper and began to smack around with it.
"Sonic! Be careful..." Tails said as he ducked one of my swings. I smashed around all over the place. I was determined to get that fly. I swung forward and smashed Tails' coffee cup off the table. It landed on the floor with a smash.
"Sonic! Get a grip, will ya!?" Tails yelled as I charged into the living room after the fly. It landed on a table and I smashed it with the newspaper. Strangely enough, it still flew around!
"Stupid...bug..." I said as I swatted around some more. Finally it seemed to disappear.
"Finally! Sheesh, you were acting like a madman for a second there," Tails said as he walked over to me.
"Sorry, keed. I don't know what came over me. As soon as I saw that fly I suddenly had a desperate urge to smash it..."
"Weird," Tails said as he rubbed the back of his head. "You've never acted like this before..."
~~~~~~MEANWHILE
"BWHAHAHAHA! This is a piece of cake!" Eggman said as he directed the fly back towards him with his remote control. The fly landed next to Eggman and began to clean its legs. "That was a perfect test run! Now for the real thing!" Eggman directed the fly back into the house through the open window and watched as more chaos was created...
~~~~~TAILS
"It's mine!" Sonic yelled as he ran from room to room with a can of bug spray in his hand.
"Man, Sonic has totally lost it..." I said as I watched him go back and forth.
Ssssst.
Ssssst.
Ssssst.
Sonic ran from room to room spraying everywhere. I began to choke on the smell.
"Sonic, that's enough! It should be dead by now!" I said as I coughed.
"No...It's...still...flying..." Sonic panted as he jumped and tried to spray the fly, which was now in the corner.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I opened the door to see it was Amy.
"Hey there Tails, is Sonic in?" she asked.
"I don't think now is a good time to see him..." I said as I heard him screaming maniacally while running through the house.
"I see...Well, I guess I'll come back later tonight," she replied.
"Wait! Could I borrow your hammer for a minute?" I asked.
"Sure...but be sure to give it back when I come back later." she answered as she handed me the hammer.
I took the hammer and ran back into the living room. Now Sonic was standing on a chair trying to hit the fly with the flyswatter. He was laughing madly.
"Sonic! Stop thinking about the fly!" He just ignored me.
"Fine, you leave me with no choice," I said as I jumped and smashed him on the head with the hammer. He fell off the chair and landed on the floor. His eyes were closed.
"Sonic," I said, shaking his head, "wake up."
"Huh? Wha...? Tails? What happened?" he asked as he started coming around.
"You were after the fly again, and I had to knock you out. It's like you get possessed or something," I stated as I helped him up.
"I don't even have any control over myself when I do it," Sonic admitted as he looked around. Suddenly he spotted the hammer in my hands. "Hey, isn't that Amy's?" he asked as he took the hammer and looked it over in his hands.
"Yeah, she let me borrow it," I answered.
Suddenly the fly landed right on my shoulder. Sonic took one look at it and raised the hammer above his hand.
"No, Sonic!" I yelled as the blow hit me. I was seeing stars. Pretty blue and purple ones, and yellow ones dancing here and there. I shook my clear of such thoughts and looked around. Sonic was behind me, picking up a fly corpse.
"I got him!" he said as he showed me the fly.
"Hey, wait a minute, that isn't any ordinary fly..." I stated as I examined it. It was green in color, but the strangest thing about it was the fact that it was mechanical.
"Eggman's work?" Sonic asked as he looked at the fly.
"I think so. Man, he just gets more clever all the time, doesn't he?" I said as I threw the fly into the trash can.
"He is getting to be a major pain lately," Sonic agreed.
~~~~~MEANWHILE
"Hmph! So they destroyed the Sonic fly... No matter! I will just release the Tails fly now!" Eggman said as opened a dome shaped container. A fly flew out of it and zoomed towards Sonic's house...
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Ah, seems like a good spot to end. Next part will be up either later tonight or tomorrow.
Until then...review!
I thought up this idea at school and I think it's hilarious...
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"BWHAHAHAHAHA!" Eggman's laughter cut through the air as he held up his latest invention. "They will pay for destroying my last base... No matter! With this miniscule robot, I will be able to have them destroy themselves! BWHAHAHAHAHA!"
~~~~~SONIC
I got up out of bed and stretched. It was another fine day out. I walked in the kitchen to find Tails cooking breakfast.
"Good morning Tails. What are you making?" I asked.
"Oh, hey Sonic! I was just fixing us some bacon and pancakes," he replied. My mouth began to water. Tails made some of the best breakfasts. I opened the fridge and got out some orange juice. I poured myself a glass and sat down at the table with it. I picked up the newspaper on the table and began reading. The breeze from an open window blew comfortably onto my face.
"Famous Jewelry Store Robbed!" I read out loud. "The suspect broke in after hours and took all of the gems in the store, but left all of the golden items alone... The suspect is supposedly a female with a bat-like appearance..."
Tails laughed. "Looks like Rouge is up to no good again."
"Sounds like it. I wonder how Knuckles and her are getting along now?" Tails shrugged.
"Food's ready," he said as he took two plates out and put some bacon and a pancake on each one. He carried the plates over to them table and set one of them down in front of me. I eagerly ate the meal. It was superb. I finished the last of my orange juice and put my dishes in the sink.
"That was great Tails," I said.
"Thanks Sonic," he said as he also put his dishes in the sink. Suddenly something began to buzz around my head.
"What the...? Stupid fly," I said as I rolled up my newspaper and began to smack around with it.
"Sonic! Be careful..." Tails said as he ducked one of my swings. I smashed around all over the place. I was determined to get that fly. I swung forward and smashed Tails' coffee cup off the table. It landed on the floor with a smash.
"Sonic! Get a grip, will ya!?" Tails yelled as I charged into the living room after the fly. It landed on a table and I smashed it with the newspaper. Strangely enough, it still flew around!
"Stupid...bug..." I said as I swatted around some more. Finally it seemed to disappear.
"Finally! Sheesh, you were acting like a madman for a second there," Tails said as he walked over to me.
"Sorry, keed. I don't know what came over me. As soon as I saw that fly I suddenly had a desperate urge to smash it..."
"Weird," Tails said as he rubbed the back of his head. "You've never acted like this before..."
~~~~~~MEANWHILE
"BWHAHAHAHA! This is a piece of cake!" Eggman said as he directed the fly back towards him with his remote control. The fly landed next to Eggman and began to clean its legs. "That was a perfect test run! Now for the real thing!" Eggman directed the fly back into the house through the open window and watched as more chaos was created...
~~~~~TAILS
"It's mine!" Sonic yelled as he ran from room to room with a can of bug spray in his hand.
"Man, Sonic has totally lost it..." I said as I watched him go back and forth.
Ssssst.
Ssssst.
Ssssst.
Sonic ran from room to room spraying everywhere. I began to choke on the smell.
"Sonic, that's enough! It should be dead by now!" I said as I coughed.
"No...It's...still...flying..." Sonic panted as he jumped and tried to spray the fly, which was now in the corner.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I opened the door to see it was Amy.
"Hey there Tails, is Sonic in?" she asked.
"I don't think now is a good time to see him..." I said as I heard him screaming maniacally while running through the house.
"I see...Well, I guess I'll come back later tonight," she replied.
"Wait! Could I borrow your hammer for a minute?" I asked.
"Sure...but be sure to give it back when I come back later." she answered as she handed me the hammer.
I took the hammer and ran back into the living room. Now Sonic was standing on a chair trying to hit the fly with the flyswatter. He was laughing madly.
"Sonic! Stop thinking about the fly!" He just ignored me.
"Fine, you leave me with no choice," I said as I jumped and smashed him on the head with the hammer. He fell off the chair and landed on the floor. His eyes were closed.
"Sonic," I said, shaking his head, "wake up."
"Huh? Wha...? Tails? What happened?" he asked as he started coming around.
"You were after the fly again, and I had to knock you out. It's like you get possessed or something," I stated as I helped him up.
"I don't even have any control over myself when I do it," Sonic admitted as he looked around. Suddenly he spotted the hammer in my hands. "Hey, isn't that Amy's?" he asked as he took the hammer and looked it over in his hands.
"Yeah, she let me borrow it," I answered.
Suddenly the fly landed right on my shoulder. Sonic took one look at it and raised the hammer above his hand.
"No, Sonic!" I yelled as the blow hit me. I was seeing stars. Pretty blue and purple ones, and yellow ones dancing here and there. I shook my clear of such thoughts and looked around. Sonic was behind me, picking up a fly corpse.
"I got him!" he said as he showed me the fly.
"Hey, wait a minute, that isn't any ordinary fly..." I stated as I examined it. It was green in color, but the strangest thing about it was the fact that it was mechanical.
"Eggman's work?" Sonic asked as he looked at the fly.
"I think so. Man, he just gets more clever all the time, doesn't he?" I said as I threw the fly into the trash can.
"He is getting to be a major pain lately," Sonic agreed.
~~~~~MEANWHILE
"Hmph! So they destroyed the Sonic fly... No matter! I will just release the Tails fly now!" Eggman said as opened a dome shaped container. A fly flew out of it and zoomed towards Sonic's house...
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Ah, seems like a good spot to end. Next part will be up either later tonight or tomorrow.
Until then...review!