:Disclaimer: I hardly think complaining about unappetizing food's a reason to sue myself.
:Notes: Alex said I was sick for doing this. 'Gelatinous meatloaf?! Eww! That's sick!' Thanks for the encouragement ;) Written on a coffee high in math.
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Teal'c poked his food with a plastic fork, raising an implying eyebrow. "This substance seems... unstable. Are you sure it is healthy to consume?"
Jack prodded his. "Ew... it wiggles... is it even dead?"
"Was it even dead?" Sam cringed.
Daniel blinked. "It looks like something from a Canopic Jar..."
"Better not be. Last time we saw something like that, it was a Goa'uld." Jack stuck his tongue out in disgust, leveling his eyes with the table and glaring at the toppling food atop his tray.
"Maybe it's Goa'uld remains?" Sam insisted.
"It could very well be," Teal'c replied. "They look very similar when prepared for consumption."
The rest of the team ew'd at the same time, not daring to ask how Teal'c knew this rather unappealing fact.
Janet slipped into the empty chair at the table, tray holding the same... stuff as the other's. "Does ANYBODY have an idea in HELL that they're trying to shove into our mouths this time?" Daniel got up form the table and jogged of to the caf line.
"We are unsure as of yet," Teal'c said, raising his eyebrow again.
Jack poked his repeatedly, eyes still leveled. "Don't they have some sort of reg against feeding us mystery food?!"
"Unfortunately, no." Janet bit her lip.
"Damn."
Teal'c's head rose. "DanielJackson has returned."
"Thanks for the commentary, T." Jack commented.
"You are welcome, as always, O'Neill."
Daniel slid back into his seat and set a cup of Jello beside his plate. "They're calling it Shmorgusborgh."
"ShmorgusWHAT?!" Jack asked, looking even more disgusted.
Sam raised her eyebrows. "That's what my parents called mystery meat and leftovers..."
"Ew... leftovers...?"
Daniel picked up a spoon in one hand, a fork in the other, and prodded the Jello and the 'Shmorgusborgh' at the same time. "THEY WIGGLE THE SAME!!"
Sam ooo'd. Jack aah'd. Janet eww'd.
"Perhaps one should... sample the substance." Teal'c suggested.
Jack shoved his fork in his and picked some off, hovering it in front of Daniel's face. "Open wide, Dannyboy!"
"Ew, Jack!" "No, that's disgus--" but that's as far as he went as Jack shoved it in his mouth. He gagged and swallowed hard.
"So, how was it?" the other four stared intently at Daniel, awaiting his response.
"IT'S MEATLOAF..."
"Eww..."
"With Jello..."
"GAH! THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
Sam glanced at Janet. "This has to be some kind of a health threat..."
"Unfortunately... no..."
Jack mumbled something about filing a complaint. "Suddenly, I've lost my appetite." he shoved his onto Daniel's plate. "Anyone up for Mickey D's?"
Daniel shook his head. "Is the food there any different?"
"Well, no..."
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:AN: Can you tell I don't like McDonald's much? :) I think the word's 'Canopic'… those Jars that the Egyptians for a mummy's innards? Yeah…
:Notes: Alex said I was sick for doing this. 'Gelatinous meatloaf?! Eww! That's sick!' Thanks for the encouragement ;) Written on a coffee high in math.
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Teal'c poked his food with a plastic fork, raising an implying eyebrow. "This substance seems... unstable. Are you sure it is healthy to consume?"
Jack prodded his. "Ew... it wiggles... is it even dead?"
"Was it even dead?" Sam cringed.
Daniel blinked. "It looks like something from a Canopic Jar..."
"Better not be. Last time we saw something like that, it was a Goa'uld." Jack stuck his tongue out in disgust, leveling his eyes with the table and glaring at the toppling food atop his tray.
"Maybe it's Goa'uld remains?" Sam insisted.
"It could very well be," Teal'c replied. "They look very similar when prepared for consumption."
The rest of the team ew'd at the same time, not daring to ask how Teal'c knew this rather unappealing fact.
Janet slipped into the empty chair at the table, tray holding the same... stuff as the other's. "Does ANYBODY have an idea in HELL that they're trying to shove into our mouths this time?" Daniel got up form the table and jogged of to the caf line.
"We are unsure as of yet," Teal'c said, raising his eyebrow again.
Jack poked his repeatedly, eyes still leveled. "Don't they have some sort of reg against feeding us mystery food?!"
"Unfortunately, no." Janet bit her lip.
"Damn."
Teal'c's head rose. "DanielJackson has returned."
"Thanks for the commentary, T." Jack commented.
"You are welcome, as always, O'Neill."
Daniel slid back into his seat and set a cup of Jello beside his plate. "They're calling it Shmorgusborgh."
"ShmorgusWHAT?!" Jack asked, looking even more disgusted.
Sam raised her eyebrows. "That's what my parents called mystery meat and leftovers..."
"Ew... leftovers...?"
Daniel picked up a spoon in one hand, a fork in the other, and prodded the Jello and the 'Shmorgusborgh' at the same time. "THEY WIGGLE THE SAME!!"
Sam ooo'd. Jack aah'd. Janet eww'd.
"Perhaps one should... sample the substance." Teal'c suggested.
Jack shoved his fork in his and picked some off, hovering it in front of Daniel's face. "Open wide, Dannyboy!"
"Ew, Jack!" "No, that's disgus--" but that's as far as he went as Jack shoved it in his mouth. He gagged and swallowed hard.
"So, how was it?" the other four stared intently at Daniel, awaiting his response.
"IT'S MEATLOAF..."
"Eww..."
"With Jello..."
"GAH! THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
Sam glanced at Janet. "This has to be some kind of a health threat..."
"Unfortunately... no..."
Jack mumbled something about filing a complaint. "Suddenly, I've lost my appetite." he shoved his onto Daniel's plate. "Anyone up for Mickey D's?"
Daniel shook his head. "Is the food there any different?"
"Well, no..."
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:AN: Can you tell I don't like McDonald's much? :) I think the word's 'Canopic'… those Jars that the Egyptians for a mummy's innards? Yeah…