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Chapter 2: Humour Bits
A few things you'll never see in X-men Evolution-
Kitty BAMFS/ teleports in, "crap- i've been spending way too much time with Kurt"
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Proffessor Xavier singing in his study, "I'm too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my hair"
Logan talking to Kurt, "He doesn't have any hair"
"I think he's going through a mid-life crisis" Kurt shrugs.
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Evan skateboards over Hanks foot, "Why you little ****" Beast grabs Evan.
Ororo walks in with a raised eye-brow, Beast puts Evan down, "We were just talking, honest".
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Wolverines bouncing around in his new yellow and black spandex costume, "I'm a busy busy bumble bee- see me fly!"
Wolverine jumps off the mansion roof.
Kurt comments, "Glad he has that healing factor".
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The second Movement
Climbing
"Darn it" he was swinging and wriggling in the wind, entirely uncomfortable and hoping to God that the girl he had a crush on wouldn't by chance happen upon his situat.....
"Kurt? That you?" Kitty peered up at him, "What are you doing in that tree?"
He blushed, turning a darker shade of blue, "Oh i'm just trying to...gain a different perception of the world?"
"Oh" she bit her lip, "I guess that makes sense..... so you don't need any help then?"
"No" he nearly squeaked as he could feel his hypersensitive tail tied unhappily in a knot, "I'm fine- i'm just waiting for a revelation".
She smiled at him, "Ok then- i'll seeya at dinner"
She walked away.
"Dinner??"
Kurt remained suspended from the tree.
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Running
Gambit+ trenchcoat
Grace?- he prided himself on it (acting like a paraniod elf - almost)
Looks?- he was hot ( after he shaved off the goatee and ditched the contact lenses)
Style?- he was Cajun (enough said)
Fashion?- class ,mon ami, class
Current situation?- face down in a puddle of mud.
Reason?- He'd been running (grace), caught sight of himself in a mirror (looks) tried to add a swagger to his run (Style) and then he'd got tangled in his trench coat (fashion) and for better words splatted into a puddle (current situation).
ill humour
Chapter 2: Humour Bits
A few things you'll never see in X-men Evolution-
Kitty BAMFS/ teleports in, "crap- i've been spending way too much time with Kurt"
-------------------------
Proffessor Xavier singing in his study, "I'm too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my hair"
Logan talking to Kurt, "He doesn't have any hair"
"I think he's going through a mid-life crisis" Kurt shrugs.
-------------------------
Evan skateboards over Hanks foot, "Why you little ****" Beast grabs Evan.
Ororo walks in with a raised eye-brow, Beast puts Evan down, "We were just talking, honest".
------------------------
Wolverines bouncing around in his new yellow and black spandex costume, "I'm a busy busy bumble bee- see me fly!"
Wolverine jumps off the mansion roof.
Kurt comments, "Glad he has that healing factor".
--------------------------
The second Movement
Climbing
"Darn it" he was swinging and wriggling in the wind, entirely uncomfortable and hoping to God that the girl he had a crush on wouldn't by chance happen upon his situat.....
"Kurt? That you?" Kitty peered up at him, "What are you doing in that tree?"
He blushed, turning a darker shade of blue, "Oh i'm just trying to...gain a different perception of the world?"
"Oh" she bit her lip, "I guess that makes sense..... so you don't need any help then?"
"No" he nearly squeaked as he could feel his hypersensitive tail tied unhappily in a knot, "I'm fine- i'm just waiting for a revelation".
She smiled at him, "Ok then- i'll seeya at dinner"
She walked away.
"Dinner??"
Kurt remained suspended from the tree.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Running
Gambit+ trenchcoat
Grace?- he prided himself on it (acting like a paraniod elf - almost)
Looks?- he was hot ( after he shaved off the goatee and ditched the contact lenses)
Style?- he was Cajun (enough said)
Fashion?- class ,mon ami, class
Current situation?- face down in a puddle of mud.
Reason?- He'd been running (grace), caught sight of himself in a mirror (looks) tried to add a swagger to his run (Style) and then he'd got tangled in his trench coat (fashion) and for better words splatted into a puddle (current situation).