Ben sat on the roof of Hogwarts thinking of what to do, he had
several ideas but he didn't know if they would work, one was to pollute the
oxygen with dung bombs but then he figured that would probably kill the
dog.
"How hard is it to think up a plan?" he said frustrated.
He looked to the sky it was still bitterly cold but he liked it nothing sooth him more, well except for nachos, and watching sales men run away in fear of Curdis. Then it hit him.
"Salesmen!" he yelled and ran down to the common room to get some supplies.
The next week around mid-afternoon Ben walked down the muggle streets in a tuxedo holding a phony check in his hand.
"Where is it? This check is giving me craps" he searched the addresses until he found the right one. He knocked a couple of times until he got annoyed and stated kicking the door "Open up you deaf lunatic!!!!"
"What? WHAT!" a grumpy man open the door and Ben nearly through up with laughter at his face but he stayed cool and put on his announcer voice.
"Hello Mister.uh what's your name?" Ben asked
"Phil Quaker" the man grumbled
'Well I guess some of us aren't blessed with cool names like mine' Ben thought
"Mister Quaker! My name is Ben Honk-Shoo! And you have just won one million dollars!"
"Honk-Shoo? What kind of freak are you?" Quaker muttered
'Well I thought it was a cool name' Ben thought
"I'm a freak with one million dollars you moron!" Ben yelled
"Ok, Ok I'll take Mister Shoo" the man grinned
"Honk-Shoo" Ben snapped
"Whatever.. can I go home now?" he asked
"No! You haven't taken your one way cruise to Alaska!" Ben grinned
"One way? What do you mean?" he snapped
"I gotta limonene waiting for you" he jerked his hand to the piece of cardboard, which was really Curdis in disguise.
"Wow, I'm in! Muffin c'mon here girl!" the man whistled
'Muffin? What kind of name is Muffin? Actually Nacho is better.' He thought
"Uh.actually sir no dogs allowed"
"Then what do I do with her?" he asked
"Oh I have an idea." Ben grinned
"How hard is it to think up a plan?" he said frustrated.
He looked to the sky it was still bitterly cold but he liked it nothing sooth him more, well except for nachos, and watching sales men run away in fear of Curdis. Then it hit him.
"Salesmen!" he yelled and ran down to the common room to get some supplies.
The next week around mid-afternoon Ben walked down the muggle streets in a tuxedo holding a phony check in his hand.
"Where is it? This check is giving me craps" he searched the addresses until he found the right one. He knocked a couple of times until he got annoyed and stated kicking the door "Open up you deaf lunatic!!!!"
"What? WHAT!" a grumpy man open the door and Ben nearly through up with laughter at his face but he stayed cool and put on his announcer voice.
"Hello Mister.uh what's your name?" Ben asked
"Phil Quaker" the man grumbled
'Well I guess some of us aren't blessed with cool names like mine' Ben thought
"Mister Quaker! My name is Ben Honk-Shoo! And you have just won one million dollars!"
"Honk-Shoo? What kind of freak are you?" Quaker muttered
'Well I thought it was a cool name' Ben thought
"I'm a freak with one million dollars you moron!" Ben yelled
"Ok, Ok I'll take Mister Shoo" the man grinned
"Honk-Shoo" Ben snapped
"Whatever.. can I go home now?" he asked
"No! You haven't taken your one way cruise to Alaska!" Ben grinned
"One way? What do you mean?" he snapped
"I gotta limonene waiting for you" he jerked his hand to the piece of cardboard, which was really Curdis in disguise.
"Wow, I'm in! Muffin c'mon here girl!" the man whistled
'Muffin? What kind of name is Muffin? Actually Nacho is better.' He thought
"Uh.actually sir no dogs allowed"
"Then what do I do with her?" he asked
"Oh I have an idea." Ben grinned