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It was a dark night. But the darkness was soon turned into light as we head into a ZOIDs hangar. It was no ordinary hangar either; it was the hangar of the evil Backdraft group. It was silent, everything undoubtedly still. But in the shadows was a figure, wait no TWO!
"How did I end up with you?" a deep yet comforting voice whispered
"Because," a girl's voice said back with a nasty tone "Police said you were the only person REMOTELY related to me!"
"What, am I like your uncle's daughter's friend's dad's cousin's son's son?
"Now what kind of question was that?" the girl rang out
"Twice removed from the tree."
"You're hopeless!" the girl said while stepping out of the shadows
"HEY," the other figure emerged revealing a ninja "Maybe I should leave you here!"
"Eh!" the girl reeled back with surprise "Now you wouldn't want to leave me all by my lonesome, huh Don?"
"Your tricks don't work on me," Don the ninja said "Felice Byrce!"
"But DON," the girl started to protest "you can't leave me here!"
"I thought you were looking for revenge!"
"Yeah, BUT SPY ON THE ENTIRE DAMN BACKDRAFT?!"
"Now if you'll shut up-"
"NO!"
"We can get out of here-"
"That I can agree on!"
"And find you a boyfriend!"
"Hey, that was mean!"
The scene changes now. We are now outside a beautiful island home. The sky is blue and the mountains contrast with the sky to make a most beautiful picture/image. The white sand was undisturbed, not print in sight. Ah, relaxation-
"DON!"
Never mind.
The ninja we have seen earlier is practicing outside behind the house. We can clearly see him now: an 18 year old man with a red ninja gi on. It has a cut-off at top to let his brown hair free. His hazel colored eyes move up and down his blade as he slices and cuts the air. Even if he had the gi on, you can distinguish handsome features on his face. As he cuts through the air he enjoys the ocean breeze and the air. The smell, the sites, the sea, he loved it on this island.
"DON!"
A girl with black hair with red and blue spots ran towards the ninja. She is wearing a mid-drift and black baggy pants that she rolled so it doesn't get sandy. Her hair was loose and was flowing freely about the air.
"My my my!" the ninja, Don, started "aren't we looking lovely?"
"Ah." the girl pouted with a blush "why are you so nice today?"
"Because you live with me and you need to get a boyfriend, Felice" Don stated
"Oooh," Felice steamed "IF YA DON'T SHADDAP I'LL PLAY MY MUSIC SO LOUD IT'LL BLOW YOUR EARS OUT THEN I'LL JUST POINT AND LAUGH AND LAUGH!"
"And?" Don stated coolly while polishing his blade
"I'LL KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Felice screamed as she took Don's blade and swung randomly at Don.
When all was said and done, the ninja escaped and got his sword back, with minimal cuts and bruises from Felice. He took off his shirt and started to practice again.
'Hmm, Felice has a lot of anger' Don mused 'I need to talk to her one day.not now, she'll murder me when I say: "Now when are you gonna pair up?" then she'll be even more angry!'
Don jumped up again and slashed at the sandy beach
'I also have a problem of my own' he started to think again 'I need to find some people. I need a guy to watch my back. And a girl to..' His thoughts trailed off
'I need a girl to my taste, one that I can be sure I can hold. 'One that will say: I will never leave your side' and I can say "I'll never leave you either" and can I live that life?' his thoughts began to race
"Can I live....a life with the woman I love?" he spoke out loud
"Psssssh....Yeah sure!" Felice voice rang out again "Hey idiot!
"It is not wise to call me idiot." The ninja said coldly
"Are we all stern now?" Felice said as she sighed exasperated "I thought we got past the 'I'm a ninja so leave me alone' phase!"
"Stop."
"Come on! Tell me who ya like!" Felice begged "I promise I'll play Metal AND Punk music!"
"In that case!" Don turned around with his eyes lighted up "No."
"Then I'll just excuse myself!" she turned popped MP3 sets on and trailed off back to the island house.
"Damn girl!" Don exclaimed hotly to himself "corrupted by music!"
He ducked, parried and kicked the imaginary enemy. Then a Demantis came right in front of Don. Don jumped backwards to retreat from this mystery foe but was headed off by another.
"Freeze ya stupid ninja!" a raspy voice came "YOU spy for the ZBC don't ya?"
"What?" the ninja started "How did you even know I was here?!"
"Man you ninjas are getting sloppy!"
"How so?"
"Your partner stepped on a silent alert!"
'Felice will die.' Don thought to himself
"Yeah we tracked her all the way to your place!" the voice from the second Demantis laughed out "It was easy considering all that loud music she was playing!"
The Demantis aimed it's guns at Don
"But now you will die."
Don closed his eyes but he didn't here an explosion that will end his life. He looked up to see a red and black Saber Fang right above him.
"Felice?" Don questioned
"Yeah but he's right!" she simply stated
"Right, in what way?"
"That you're getting sloppy!" she chuckled to herself
"Funny Felice!"
"Just get the hell outta here ninja!"
With a grunt the ninja vanished into the forest.
"ALL RIGHT!" Felice started "C'mon I got enough for all of ya!"
"Hmph, we'll slaughter you girl!"
"Oooh, big strong man! I'm so scared!"
Don: All right end chapter! Join us next time as I run through the forest! Maybe I'll go to jail? Ha yea right! No, I really do? Aw crap! I'll also meet some potential love interests! Yeah like these aren't just people looking for a one-time thrill! I'm not interested in women who just wants you to impress! Also next time: The battle between the Demantis and The Saber Fang. Next time on:
Battles, Love, and Bailing Out! See ya on the battle field!
It was a dark night. But the darkness was soon turned into light as we head into a ZOIDs hangar. It was no ordinary hangar either; it was the hangar of the evil Backdraft group. It was silent, everything undoubtedly still. But in the shadows was a figure, wait no TWO!
"How did I end up with you?" a deep yet comforting voice whispered
"Because," a girl's voice said back with a nasty tone "Police said you were the only person REMOTELY related to me!"
"What, am I like your uncle's daughter's friend's dad's cousin's son's son?
"Now what kind of question was that?" the girl rang out
"Twice removed from the tree."
"You're hopeless!" the girl said while stepping out of the shadows
"HEY," the other figure emerged revealing a ninja "Maybe I should leave you here!"
"Eh!" the girl reeled back with surprise "Now you wouldn't want to leave me all by my lonesome, huh Don?"
"Your tricks don't work on me," Don the ninja said "Felice Byrce!"
"But DON," the girl started to protest "you can't leave me here!"
"I thought you were looking for revenge!"
"Yeah, BUT SPY ON THE ENTIRE DAMN BACKDRAFT?!"
"Now if you'll shut up-"
"NO!"
"We can get out of here-"
"That I can agree on!"
"And find you a boyfriend!"
"Hey, that was mean!"
The scene changes now. We are now outside a beautiful island home. The sky is blue and the mountains contrast with the sky to make a most beautiful picture/image. The white sand was undisturbed, not print in sight. Ah, relaxation-
"DON!"
Never mind.
The ninja we have seen earlier is practicing outside behind the house. We can clearly see him now: an 18 year old man with a red ninja gi on. It has a cut-off at top to let his brown hair free. His hazel colored eyes move up and down his blade as he slices and cuts the air. Even if he had the gi on, you can distinguish handsome features on his face. As he cuts through the air he enjoys the ocean breeze and the air. The smell, the sites, the sea, he loved it on this island.
"DON!"
A girl with black hair with red and blue spots ran towards the ninja. She is wearing a mid-drift and black baggy pants that she rolled so it doesn't get sandy. Her hair was loose and was flowing freely about the air.
"My my my!" the ninja, Don, started "aren't we looking lovely?"
"Ah." the girl pouted with a blush "why are you so nice today?"
"Because you live with me and you need to get a boyfriend, Felice" Don stated
"Oooh," Felice steamed "IF YA DON'T SHADDAP I'LL PLAY MY MUSIC SO LOUD IT'LL BLOW YOUR EARS OUT THEN I'LL JUST POINT AND LAUGH AND LAUGH!"
"And?" Don stated coolly while polishing his blade
"I'LL KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Felice screamed as she took Don's blade and swung randomly at Don.
When all was said and done, the ninja escaped and got his sword back, with minimal cuts and bruises from Felice. He took off his shirt and started to practice again.
'Hmm, Felice has a lot of anger' Don mused 'I need to talk to her one day.not now, she'll murder me when I say: "Now when are you gonna pair up?" then she'll be even more angry!'
Don jumped up again and slashed at the sandy beach
'I also have a problem of my own' he started to think again 'I need to find some people. I need a guy to watch my back. And a girl to..' His thoughts trailed off
'I need a girl to my taste, one that I can be sure I can hold. 'One that will say: I will never leave your side' and I can say "I'll never leave you either" and can I live that life?' his thoughts began to race
"Can I live....a life with the woman I love?" he spoke out loud
"Psssssh....Yeah sure!" Felice voice rang out again "Hey idiot!
"It is not wise to call me idiot." The ninja said coldly
"Are we all stern now?" Felice said as she sighed exasperated "I thought we got past the 'I'm a ninja so leave me alone' phase!"
"Stop."
"Come on! Tell me who ya like!" Felice begged "I promise I'll play Metal AND Punk music!"
"In that case!" Don turned around with his eyes lighted up "No."
"Then I'll just excuse myself!" she turned popped MP3 sets on and trailed off back to the island house.
"Damn girl!" Don exclaimed hotly to himself "corrupted by music!"
He ducked, parried and kicked the imaginary enemy. Then a Demantis came right in front of Don. Don jumped backwards to retreat from this mystery foe but was headed off by another.
"Freeze ya stupid ninja!" a raspy voice came "YOU spy for the ZBC don't ya?"
"What?" the ninja started "How did you even know I was here?!"
"Man you ninjas are getting sloppy!"
"How so?"
"Your partner stepped on a silent alert!"
'Felice will die.' Don thought to himself
"Yeah we tracked her all the way to your place!" the voice from the second Demantis laughed out "It was easy considering all that loud music she was playing!"
The Demantis aimed it's guns at Don
"But now you will die."
Don closed his eyes but he didn't here an explosion that will end his life. He looked up to see a red and black Saber Fang right above him.
"Felice?" Don questioned
"Yeah but he's right!" she simply stated
"Right, in what way?"
"That you're getting sloppy!" she chuckled to herself
"Funny Felice!"
"Just get the hell outta here ninja!"
With a grunt the ninja vanished into the forest.
"ALL RIGHT!" Felice started "C'mon I got enough for all of ya!"
"Hmph, we'll slaughter you girl!"
"Oooh, big strong man! I'm so scared!"
Don: All right end chapter! Join us next time as I run through the forest! Maybe I'll go to jail? Ha yea right! No, I really do? Aw crap! I'll also meet some potential love interests! Yeah like these aren't just people looking for a one-time thrill! I'm not interested in women who just wants you to impress! Also next time: The battle between the Demantis and The Saber Fang. Next time on:
Battles, Love, and Bailing Out! See ya on the battle field!