(A/N: Another alternate ending for "Super Mario Odyssey" here, although this one shows us something that would've given Bowser a lot more trouble than just Mario alone. Let's start this fic and see what will happen!)
The airship known as the Odyssey was leaving Bowser's Kingdom, and it was currently making its way to the Moon Kingdom. Mario was inside the Odyssey, wearing an amazing white wedding tuxedo, complete with a matching top hat given to him by his new friend, Cappy the Bonneter.
Although Mario looked so incredibly handsome in his new outfit, he couldn't help feeling unhappy, and he had every right to be feeling the way he did. He had a really big problem that refused to give up, and Bowser was its name-o!
You see, a few days ago, Bowser got this idea to force Princess Peach into marrying him, and for the past few days, Mario and Cappy had been following him in an airship of their own. But every time Mario and Cappy found themselves catching up to Bowser's airship, the evil Koopa King had come up with some way to hinder them, and by hinder, I mean he tried to kill Mario!
Mario pulled out his bright red smartphone and dialed his brother's cell phone number. Ever since he reagined his consciousness in the Cap Kingdom, Mario had been keeping Luigi up to speed on his adventure, and he figured that he might as well let him know that this was his last chance to reclaim the woman of his dreams, his better half, before Bowser claimed her forever.
Luigi heard the "Super Mario World" title screen music coming from his bright green smartphone. That was the ringtone he had assigned Mario, and when he pulled the phone out of his pocket and looked at it, the Caller ID depicted Mario's smiling face, as well as his name and cell phone number. Since Luigi knew that Mario was calling him, he answered the phone.
"Hello?" Luigi answered.
"Luigi, it's-a me, Mario." Mario replied.
"Mario! Hey, bro. What's up? Did you rescue Peach yet?" Luigi asked.
"I wish I could say yes... but no, I didn't. I came close, but do you know what that idiota named Bowser did to me when I got close enough to hit him and get back my girl?" Mario asked, his anger returning.
"He got away with her again, didn't he?" Luigi asked, not the least bit surprised.
"He did, and I'll tell you exactly how he did it, too! I don't know if I told you this before, but he put stupido boxing gloves in that fruity wedding hat of his, and one of those stupido gloves punched me away from his stupido little airship!" Mario fumed.
"NO!" Luigi yelled in angry shock. Hearing that made him want to take that hat away from Bowser and make the gloves inside of it punch him in the face 100 times, to teach him a lesson for trying to kill Mario and marry Peach, who never loved him to begin with!
"YES! So I end up watching his dumb ol' airship escape to, get this, the Moon Kingdom, which is the location of the wedding venue!" Mario said, getting angrier as he remembered that moment.
"Moon Kingdom?! What the heck?! Is getting married on the moon actually a real thing now?!" Luigi asked.
"Non lo so! I don't know! I mean, I guess it must be, since Bowser's doing it. But then again, he's a jerk, and Peach would rather kill herself than marry him! Anyway, I called to tell you what's going on, and to ask you to wish me luck because this is my last chance to save Peach from a fate she doesn't deserve." Mario replied.
"Okay, bro. Buona fortuna! Good luck!" Luigi said.
"Grazie. Thanks, Luigi." Mario replied.
The brothers ended their call after that, and as Luigi put his smartphone back in his pocket, he turned to someone else in the room he was in, saying, "Can you believe it? Bowser got away with Peach again, and the wedding is taking place on the moon. I didn't know that was even a thing."
"Neither did I. Not until I heard what you were saying to Mario. When you said that, I decided to look it up on the internet to see if it was real or not. And apparently, it is. Take a look at this." Princess Daisy replied. She was sitting next to him on her bed, with her marigold-colored laptop on her lap. On the screen was an article about marriage on the moon becoming a reality.
It turned out that shortly after Luigi learned that Mario had to go out and rescue Peach, the younger plumber packed a suitcase and took a train to Sarasaland to spend some time with his girlfriend, Princess Daisy. He was worried about Mario, and he felt like he needed a Daisy fix. Spending time with the flower princess he loved would most likely help him out.
Luigi, however, didn't take Polterpup with him because he was really upset for his brother. But it was okay, because Professor E. Gadd was currently staying at the mansion, and he didn't mind watching the dog for Luigi. So Luigi had been in Sarasaland with Daisy all this time, but Mario didn't know it because he never asked, and Luigi didn't tell him.
"I can't believe Bowser would sink this low." Luigi said as he read the article on Daisy's laptop. It did sound interesting, but in spite of that, Luigi did not wish to get married on the moon. Neither did Daisy, but even if she wanted to, she really couldn't. She was a princess, and she would have to get married in her home kingdom of Sarasaland, so that all her loyal subjects could attend her wedding.
"I know. I can't believe it, either. Peach has told me about Bowser's previous plans, and aside from the Star Rod fiasco, this is the worst." Daisy said, replaying all the things Luigi had told her about Mario's adventure so far. What she heard made her so angry, she was ready to punch Bowser all the way into the next millennium. And if she could see him now, she'd gladly do it.
"And because of the way Bowser's behaving this time, trying to kill my brother so he can't save Peach from becoming the last thing she ever wanted to be, I really want to help Mario. Sento il bisogno di. I feel the need to." Luigi said.
"I understand, Luigi. I want to kick Bowser's sorry tail into the far reaches of the universe as much as you and Mario do. And believe you me, if I see him, I will." Daisy replied, placing a gentle hand on his shoulder.
"But how can we get to the Moon Kingdom to help Mario stop the worst wedding of the century from happening in time?" Luigi asked Daisy.
"That's simple. Follow me." Daisy said as she shut down her laptop, got off of her bed, and gingerly placed the laptop back on the computer desk and plugged it in to charge it up. Then she walked over to her bedroom door. Luigi followed her, and they walked downstairs.
After talking to the King and Queen and getting their consent, Luigi raced back upstairs to his guest room to get something while Daisy walked to the castle's sitting room, where Chives, the castle chauffeur, was talking with some of the maids who were currently on their break.
"Sorry to interrupt, but I need to speak with Chives." Daisy said, getting the attention of the maids and chauffeur.
"I'll be right with you, Daisy." Chives replied to Daisy before politely saying to the maids, "Please excuse me, ladies." Then he got up and left the room to see what the princess needed to say to him.
"How can I help you, Your Highness?" Chives asked Daisy.
"Listen, Chives: I need you to drive me and Luigi to the kingdom's space station. There's trouble on the moon, and Mario's on his way to stop it. But there's no way he can do it all by himself. Luigi and I really want to help Mario fix the problem." Daisy replied.
"You have to go to the moon, Daisy?" Chives asked.
"Yes. Mario is going to need help, and I think two extra pairs of hands will be of great help to him." Daisy replied.
"Okay, if you really insist..." Chives mumbled, before asking, "Do your parents know about this plan of yours, Princess?"
"Of course they do. I asked them for permission to do this before I came looking for you." Daisy told him.
"What did they say when you told them what you were planning to do? You did tell them the truth, didn't you?" Chives asked.
"Yes, I did." Daisy replied.
"Okay. But if they said no, then I'm afraid I can't help you on this one. You know as well as I do that I am not allowed to go against the orders of the King and Queen." Chives warned Daisy.
"They didn't say no. They said that if Mario is going to need help from me and Luigi, then we have got to go." Daisy replied.
"All right, then. Where's Luigi? Didn't you say he was coming with you?" Chives asked, realizing that the mustached man in green (who rarely left Daisy's side during his visits to Sarasaland) was nowhere to be seen.
"I did. But after speaking to Mom and Dad, he said he needed to get something from his room before we go rushing to Mario's side. He should be-" Daisy started, before a familiar voice with an Italian accent said, "Sono pronto! I'm ready! Sorry I took so long, but I didn't see where you had gone, Daisy. Luckily, a servant told me where you went and how to get here."
The princess and the chauffeur looked to see Luigi rushing over to them, wearing some kind of vacuum cleaner on his back.
"What in Grambi's name is that thing?" Chives asked, never having seen anything like what Luigi had before.
"This is my Poltergust 3000. I know it looks like un'aspirapolvere, a vacuum cleaner, but I got this thing to help me capture ghosts in a fake haunted mansion Mario was trapped in by vengeful Boos. And besides, I used this for more than just catching ghosts, so I think it might come in handy." Luigi explained.
"All right. Come on, let's get the two of you to the kingdom's space station so you can get to the moon and do what you've got to do." Chives said, leading the pair out to where the white limousine was parked.
Once Luigi and Daisy were in the limo, Chives started it up, and Luigi and Daisy were trying hard to keep their nerves under control. To think, they were actually going to the moon! Luigi heard of the song "Fly Me To The Moon", but he didn't necessarily want to go there, even if he was going with the woman he loved.
"Did Mario ask the two of you to help him out?" Chives asked.
"No, not really. But he's been having a rough adventure. He could really use some help." Daisy said.
"I'm sure he'll be happily surprised that the two of you want to help him so bad." Chives said.
"Hey, he saved me from becoming Tatanga's wife, and he helped save this kingdom from him as well. It'll be nice to return the favor and help him for once." Daisy replied.
"And Mario and I are always willing to help each other out whenever possible, so I'm going to help him." Luigi said.
"I'm wishing you both the best of luck on this mission." Chives smiled as he pulled up outside the space station.
"Thanks, Chives." Daisy said as she got out of the limo.
"Grazie. Thank you, Chives." Luigi added as he followed his girlfriend out of the limo and into the space station.
Since he had no idea when Luigi and Daisy were going to return from space, Chives drove back to the castle.
Meanwhile, Luigi and Daisy went straight to the person in charge at the station and told him what was up.
"Your Highness! I heard from your parents that we should be expecting you and your friend." said the man in charge.
"He's my boyfriend." Daisy corrected him, making Luigi blush slightly.
"Okay, then. We have a rocket prepared for you and your boyfriend. Both of you follow me." the man said. He led Luigi and Daisy to their rocket, and they got in, ready to help Mario.
"Are you ready to go, Luigi?" Daisy asked her boyfriend as she strapped herself in.
Luigi gulped nervously, but he replied, "Sì. Let's-a go!"
After the countdown, the rocket blasted off into space, taking the plumber and his princess to the Moon Kingdom, where Mario, Bowser, and Princess Peach most likely were.
Daisy was super excited when she saw the stars, and she was singing Elton John's "Rocket Man". Luigi, meanwhile, was wondering what they could do to help Mario rescue Peach from a fate she did not deserve.
The next chapter should show us what happens when Luigi and Daisy arrive. Stay tuned if you want to see what Luigi and Daisy do to help Mario!