"Subaru's checkpoint is in the jail, and he can't do anything. When he gets out of jail he is a shell of his former self!" No, shut the fuck up. You are wrong and I'm about to write this masterpiece of a crack fic based on your shitty 134 word fic to prove it. I FUCKING LOVE SATELLA.
Subaru remains in a cage in the dampened prison, he feels as if he's rotting away. The stinging pain of Emilia's rejection still rushed through his head "how and why would she pick Julius of all people to marry!? I knew I was worthless but this!? What the fuck is wrong with this world" Subarus thoughts turn into words
"That purple haired cunt, after everything we went through, he decided to take her…this is seriously fucked up. I…I refuse this outcome, I absoutely do not fucking accept this! Seriously, what kind of a sick joke is this!?" Subaru rambles to himself
"If I can't have Emilia or Rem…then…then I can only give my faith in her" his thoughts were filled with solitude, he knew what to do "I'll have to meet with her first…" Subaru shuts his jaw tight, biting his tongue off and chokes on his blood
At that moment, Subaru Natsuki had an epic gamer moment
Subaru woke up in the familiar shadow garden, her beautiful words filled his ears "I love you" was all that he needed to hear from her to fall into a state of comfort
"Satella…I need your help" Subaru holds Satella's hands "The girl who I loved…betrayed me in one of the worst ways possible…you were right, I don't need anyone else but you" Satella smiles at what Subaru had just said to her "I told you~~~" she says in a playful mocking tone
"Satella–no, Satella-tan, could you help me get my revenge? I know it's selfish but…I need proper closure on this" Satella's smile grew even wider, anybody could tell she's eager to fulfill her beloved's wish
"Of course Subaru-kun! And we can be together~~" Subaru is comforted to know there's a woman out there who'd never betray him, for her love of him can never run dry
Subaru wakes up in his caged cell, his checkpoint had been in the prison for a long time now, but–
"Ha! The lock broke with ease" Subaru, with new found power given to him by Satella, will get his revenge on Emilia and Julius for their treachery against the sage candidate Subaru Natsuki
In conclusion, SUCK MY DICK NTR FANS, MONOGAMY AND COMMITMENT STAY ON TOP
Author's note: a war crime was committed upon publishing this fic