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Author's note: this is just a oneshot. If you are reading any of my other fanfics, please bear in mind that i will take some thime to update, as I have about 5 ongoing fanfics.
Leo's best roast:
"You're so dumb, because you messed with the McShizzle."
*me be like: I thought that was a type of sausage* (its not)
Connor's best roast:
"You're so stupid I stole your phone already."
*me be like: I don't have a phone*
Hazel's best roast:
"you're so dumb your average grade is b-"
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Annabeth's best roast:
"You're so dumb all I have to do is utter a ridiculously comprehensible formation of the English lexicon and you will be elevated to a towering plain of confusion where injuries such as broken femurs and ruptured achilles are no more than microminiature glitches in your herculean discombobulation."
*me be like: I know what that means...I think I know what that means.*
translation: you're so dumb all I have to do is say a simple word and you will be so confused major injuries will only slightly disrupt your confusion.
utter=say
comprehensible=simple
formation of the English lexicon=word
towering plain of confusion= a lot of confusion
microminiature glitches=slightly disrupts (in this context)
herculean discombobulation=huge confusion
Author's note: If anyone has a good roast, review to tell me, please.