the third Wednesday of February. and Squidward was oddly happy. this was unusual due to Squidward being an asshole who only cares about himself.
"SpongeBoy me bob, follow Squidward tonight," Mr. Krabs said, realizing there was likely a reason
"I don't know, Mr. Krabs, that doesn't sound right," said SpongeBob "do it anyway" Mr. krabs replied, not giving the slightest fuck "boy, Squidward is weird as fuck, go see what the hell he's doing. "fine, Mr. krabs..."
*At 6:00*
"Now, time to follow Squidward," SpongeBob said, sighing due to his boss's dumbassery. SpongeBob hid under the Tires of Squidward's recumbent bicycle. "this is putting me in immense pain, lancerfangal" said SpongeBob, breaking THE FUCKING FOURTH WALL DONT DO THAT SPONGEBOB "Sorry" said SpongeBob SPONGEBOB STOP BREAKING THE NEPTUNE DAMMED FOURTH WALL SO I CAN CONTINUE THIS STUPID STORY...anyway, soon, they arrived at...dammit forgot to turn off bold. sorry, NOW LETS FUCKING CONTINUE. Anyway, they soon arrived at the Cephalopod Lodge. "the fuck is Squidward doing here?" asked SpongeBob, pretending to give a shit about this asshole "IM NOT PRETENDING LANCERFANGAL" screamed SpongeBob, BREAKING THE FUCKING FOURTH WALL "fuckers using Grammarly SpongeBob" said Squidward, deciding to upper our word count by breaking the Neptune dammed the fourth wall and insulting my inability to write well asshole. "whatever" said SAID SQUIDWARD, GUYS PLEASE LET ME CONTINUE MY STORY. "Fine," said Squidward "but please turn off bold" MY BROTHER IN CRIST HOW DO YOU KNOW ANYWAY "
"let's see," said SpongeBob, looking through the window "LETS SKIN THIS GODDAM CHILD," said an ugly ass octopus "ew," said SpongeBob SpongeBob, then, stole Squidward's recumbent bicycle, understandably. "LANCERFANGAL WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK?" asked SpongeBob, Doing ANOTHER GODDAM FORTH WALL BREAK STOP. PLEASE. "you use Grammarly stfu," said a random flounder, who I am going to cook. Let's GO BACK TO THE FUCKIN' STORY NOW! "ok" said Spongebob. *unholy screaming* Spongebob runs to Mr. krabs "MR. Is KRABS THERE RACIST AND ARE SKINNING CHILDREN" Screamed SpongeBob "really, Grammarly girl?" said mr. krabs DOING. ANOTHER. GODDAM. FOURTH. WALL. BREAK. I'M DONE.