You send your resident Potions Master to place the poison.
(He deserves an award, and he hates Potter almost as much as you do).
The potion kills everyone living in Privet Drive, including one Harry Potter.
(Elsewhere, the actual Harry Potter sits in an undisclosed location)
You realise the body of Potter is a fake.
The next day, the headline of the Prophet states your return.
YOU FAILED!
CrÃochnaithe
