Rocky and Bullwinkle, and Sam and Max had just left the South American harbor in the cheapest boat they could find (a small, practically broken little dinghy at Rocky and Sam's request), and were now 5,000 miles into the Pacific Ocean. Bullwinkle and Sam had taken to rowing across the vast expanse of seawater, while Max and Rocky awkwardly gazed at each other. Rocky was cleaning his goggles with a rag (since a seagull defecated on the lense) and weirdly enough, Max was quite interested in the little squirrel.
"So…you can fly? Tell me aaaall about it—" Max started to speak, strangely enthusiastic at Rocky's abilities.
"Well, I—" Rocky began to speak before being interrupted by Max.
"OH! OH!" The rabbity thing exclaimed shaking the boat a tad. "Do ya hold bombs on your back when you fly and drop DEATH FROM ABOVE?! CAN YOU UNHINGE YOUR JAWWW?!"
"I—uh—" Rocky spoke, starting to get a little nervous now.
"Look it's very simple, ALL'S YA DO IS BRRRING IT OUT!" Max exclaimed, cute paws gripping his lower jaw as Rocky watched on in horror. "LIKH THISH!" Max's jaw was now completely unhinged like that of a snake. He quickly and thankfully snapped it back into place not long after.
"I'm seriously regretting this decision." Rocky replied after a long, unsettling one minute.
Meanwhile, Bullwinkle decided that since he and Rocky were gonna be stuck with these guys he might as well learn what their "adventures" he so intensely described are.
"Say, Sam," Bullwinkle spoke while rowing. "What exactly d'you an' Max do when you Freelance Police?"
"Oh well initially we started out in comics, did a little point n' click adventure-gaming on the side, did a Tv show, went BACK to point n' click, but mostly we're just plain badasses!" Sam smiled.
"We take NO CRAP FROM NOBODY!" Max replied.
"Not even a little?" Bullwinkle asked.
"NOT NOBODY NOT NO HOW!" Max hollered directly at the moose's long face.
"Well, we're TV heroes!" Bullwinkle smiled.
"Laaame!" Max remarked and stuck his entire head into the ocean, pulling out a massive octopus tentacle...and devouring it within seconds.
"It's gonna be a looonnnng voyage..." Rocky remarked, feeling a little seasick now.
Rocky then proceeded to lie down and close his eyes, the semi-calm waves of the ocean lulling him to sleep.