Today turned out to be the best fucking day of my life! one minute I am looking for the fuck bird's daughter and the next, I'm on a live show and crowd was actually laughing at my jokes! Take that dad!

Now, I was doing a scene where I was threatening to get rid of a dog I just got. How ironic. The dog pissed on the couch which instantly reminded me of Loona when I first brought her home. She pissed on my couch out of spite! What I thought would be a one time thing turned out to be the frist of many.

Ripped furniture.

Claw marks on walls.

Chewed up shoes.

And countless other things!

She just kept testing me and testing me but I never lost my cool on her. Maybe a couple of snaps but never had I lost my temper. That stuff lasted until Loona turned 19, she finally stopped destroying my things but she still did things just to spite me.

Threatening me.

Talking back.

Sneaking out.

A couple of hits thrown my way.

Five years, that's how long I've had Loona and dealt with her attitude. She is definitely not a walk in the park. Hopefully my talk to her this morning will get through to her but I highly doubt it.

"Oh, Augie you've gone and done it again, that's the fifth couch this year." A said with a grin before grabbing the puppy and putting a leash on him. "Maybe I will find you a new home, one that can put up with your attitude."

"I can take the puppy, Mr." A cut voice said. "I promise to give Aguie the love and attachen he needs."

She said as her family came in, looking all happy and lovely. Suddenly I was thinking of Loona again, she may be a bitch but a loving family is definitely what she deserves. I looked back at the puppy and suddenly I was back at that horrible pound.

…

Five years ago,

"Aw, they're all so cute and…sad." I said as I cringed a little. "Maybe you'll like this one. He'll be perfect for whatever kind of work you do." The caretaker said as she moved down the other cages and I wagged my tail exactly, that is until I got a look at the ungly motherfucker!

I immediately stepped away. "Ugh! No, I-I need something that's more family friendly."

"A gift for the wife, huh?" The caretaker said and I can basically hear the eye roll in her voice. "No problem, we have a nice selection of other hounds." She said as she walked down the hall, I followed her until something caught my eye. "Who's that?" I asked, pointing at a female hound in the cell.

"Oh, her? That's just Loona, what a nightmare. Serious attitude problems" I heard her say as I watched Loona throw a kid holding a sharp bat on the bars. She panted in anger before backing in a corning whimpering. My eyes softened and I went a bit closer. "She will be out of hair in a few months when she ages out. Good riddance if you ask me, she will never amount to anything much."

Tears started to fall from Loona's cheeks and my eyes winded, my heart going out to her.

"You will never be anything!"

"What a joke!"

"Nothing but a pile of shit!"

That's what they used to say about him, what they still say! I growled and glared up at the caretaker. "I'll take her." The caretaker's eyes widened. "You can't be serious."

"I am." He said with a harder glare before looking at Loona with a small smile. "You might not think she will amount to anything…but I think she will prove you wrong someday." Loona looked at him in total disbelief which only made his smile grow.

"Very well. It's your funeral." The caretaker said before grabbing her keys and unlocking the door. "Come on, Loona. You are getting adopted." Loona stood still for a moment before slowly walking out of the cage. "Keep your hands behind your back and walk in front. You already know where my office is." The caretaker ordered and I glared at her slightly, watching as Loona growled at her before doing what she was told.

We went into the caretaker's nice office. Loona took a seat on a chair with her arms crossed and I sat next to her. I smiled at her but she only huffed and looked away from me. "Sign here, Mr. Krieger."

The caretaker said as she passed me the papers and I immediately signed without hesitation. "You might need this." She said, passing me a muzzle and a changed lesh.

Loona tensed and growled furiously. I grabbed the muzzle and leash before throwing them across the room. "I'm good, thanks." I said bitterly and Loona's shoulders relaxed as she looked at me slightly surprise.

I stood up and offered Loona my hand. "So, are you ready to get out of this shithole?" Loona rolled her eyes, slapped my hand away and started walking out the door.

She didn't say anything when he got in the car. It was silent the whole ride. Finally, we made it to my apartment. "Welcome to your new home, Loona." I said as we walked in. "I haven't introduced myself, I'm Blitz, the o is silent."

Loona looked around a bit before looking at me. "So…how long am I staying?" I looked at her confused, trying to think how to answer. "Uh..forever? If you want, of course!" Loona scoffed. "I've been adopted 18 times before people stopped adopting me completely. Everyone gets sick of me eventually. Why should you be any different?"

I looked at her sadly. "Loona, I know you probably had a real shitty life but I promise that I will never get rid of you. I adopted you. You're family now and I'll treat you as such." Loona laughed bitterly. "You don't even know me!"

"Well…I want to get to know you. I can tell that you are something special and I doubt there is anything you can do that can make me get rid of you."

Loona raised a brow. "Really? Nothing?"

"Nope."

Loona looked around the apartment again before smirking at me and heading to the couch. She glanced at me before sitting down and pissed on it. She then stood back up and crossed her arms, smirk still in place. "Still want to keep me?"

I knew that she was just testing me. She wanted me to be mad, to kick her out but I just rolled my eyes. "Is that all you got? I've had people's brains and blood on there. That is nothing."

Loona's smirk dropped and she growled before ripping up my couchings. "What about that?" I scoffed. "Seen it and done it." She glared at me before clawing my walls. "How about that?!"

I laughed. "I've always hated those walls. It actually looks better now. Thanks!"

"Argh! Loona then grabbed my TV and threw it on the floor, smashing it into pieces. "How about now?" I yawned. "I have destroyed that TV more than I can count in a fit of rage. I guess it's ok if you do it too."

This went on for an hour, Loona kept destroying everything she could get her hands on until she grew tired and went on her knees. I knelt next to her. "Want to grab dinner?"

She growled at me. "You will get rid of me one day! I know you will! Everyone does!" I smirked. "Well, I'm not everyone. Now, come on. I'm sure after that you must be hungry. You can't keep destroying my shit on an empty stomach."

She tried to fight it but Loona smiled a bit amused before standing up and following me out the door. "So, since you are techanlly my daughter now-" I was cut off when Loona got in my face and glared at me slightly. "I am not calling you dad."

"I wasn't going to say that! I was going to say that maybe we should set some rules, to make us more comfortable since you know, we are going to be living together for a while."

Loona immediately backed off. "Oh. Ok." We then continued walking in silence for a while. "But…maybe in the future, if you ever want to-"

"Not in your fucking dreams!"

…

Now,

I said I would replace her! 5 years I promised I would never get rid of her and I go and threaten to get rid of her because of her attitude! What was I thinking?!

"No…No, no, you can't have her! She's mine and I love her!" I said as I held the puppy to my chest.

Loona. My poor Loona I'm so sorry! Why did I listen to Moxxie! The little girl then walked up to me and tried to take the puppy from me. "But Mr. Ronnie, you have to give me the puppy-"

I hissed and slapped her hands away. "Don't you touch her, you little anal fisher!"

"AHAHA!"

Laughing? They were laughing at this?! I glared at the crowd. "Oh, you think this is funny assholes?! She's not fit to be a mother, I saw her drinking alcohol in the dressing room!"

Body guards then walked up to me. They were trying to take her away! They were trying to take Loona from me! I backed away from them. "No you can't have my baby!" I then pulled out my gun. "I WILL NEVER GET RID OF HER!!" I shouted shooting as many as I could before getting piled up.

It took me a while but I got out and grabbed Stolas. "Let's go find our daughters." I said before running out, dragging Stolas with me as the building burned down.

I'm coming Loonie!

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Back in hell,

We found Octavia. Well, Loona somehow managed to find her and cheer her up. I wonder what she could have said to pull that off? Stolas was for sure happy and luckily didn't threaten to take his book back. thank the F-ing Gods!

After I drove Octavia and Stolas home, we went home, completely exhausted. I grabbed an ice pack, sat on the couch, and set it in between my legs where Loona kicked me. I deserved it but it hurts like a motherfucker!

Loona frowned at the sight of me. "I didn't…kick you that hard, did I?" I waved her off. "Eh, don't worry, I deserved it….I shouldn't have said I would replace you." I then looked at her. "I-I didn't mean it, Lonna! I swear! I-I don't know why I even said it! I could never replace you, not after all these years and all the fucked up stuff we've been through!"

Loona sighed. "I know, Blitz it's okay. I know I am…difficult."

I smiled. "I wouldn't have you any other way. It was all Moxxie's idea that I talk to you about your attitude in the first place! I was an idiot to listen to him! It's not you who makes business so slow, if anything it's his fault!"

Loona chuckled. "Still…maybe…I could work on my attitude a bit." I glanced to the side. "Maybe, not beat me up so much? You can hit Moxxie until his bones break for all I care but maybe don't take your frustration out on others so much?"

"I…think I can do that but I can't promise anything"

"Great." I said with a smile before looking at the TV. Loona was about to head to her room but paused and looked back at me. "Blitz?"

"Hm?"

Loona hesitated. "Thanks…for adopting me and…for not giving up on me." I stared at her totally dumbfounded. "Ok, who are you and what have you done to my Loonie?"

Loona laughed a bit. "Night, Blitz." She said before going in her bedroom and I smiled while turning back to the TV.

Man, what a day.