Yo Guys Geo here and welcome to the pen-Ultimate story of 2022 whats the final story of 2022? well let's just say it'll be...SSSSSSSSSSMOKIN! oops said to much anywhos guys this crossover crosses over my two favorite series The Loud House and Sly Cooper and like Sly Cooper the Prolouge is short sweet and to the point! so here's hoping you all can guess which member is which anyway guys hope you all enjoy!


The rain poured down as thunder rumbles, lightning flashed, and waves of the ocean crashed against the shore.

* Grand Dubai Museum: 4:55 Am *

A group of Guards could be seen standing around the museum Parameter as a Dark figure could seen standing amongst the trees overlooking them, their dark silhouette only being known via their glowing white eyes as they narrowed them when a flash of lightning appeared as the figure vanished and took out one of the guards.

The other one that stood near him turned with wide eyes, stunned and caught off guard, but before he could grab his radio, another flash came before groaning in pain, laying on his stomach with the radio smashed.

The figure gave a proud nod and stared at the gates of the museum and smirked as they ran over and jumped high enough to land on the massive walls and carefully make their way over to a nearby guard tower where the guard was seen leaning in his chair. The figure quickly and quietly grabbed the ledge using the crook of a golden cane and pulled himself in, revealing himself to be:

*Lincoln Loud: The Thief*

Lincoln, Now wearing a dark blue version of his classic polo and wearing black cargo shorts, a french barrett and a red backpack and domino mask, made his way over to the guard. Grabbing him by the collar of his shirt, he slammed him on the ground, but before the poor guy could even register what had happened Lincoln quickly spun around him so fast he created a black void that the guard fell into screaming his head off. "Nothing personal, but I need to lay low for tonight." Lincoln muttered as he Pulled a pair of high tech looking goggles out and slapped them over his eyes, getting a better view of the museum as well as the other guard stations all while the right lens of the goggles began to display static and a familiar face popped up.

"Lincoln, come in, LINCCOOOLN! DO YOU READ ME!" She yelled.

*Sid Chang: The Brains*

"Yeah Sid I read you loud and…very very loud!" Lincoln spoke, rolling his eyes as she gave an embarrassed blush.

"Hehehe oops my bad, just trying to see if my New binoc-goggles work is all. So I gotta know you in position?" she smirked as Lincoln nodded.

"Yep! I made it to Tower 6 like you said, now I need to know if the others are in position? We have just one chance to pull off this heist otherwise we're sunk!" he told her.

"Oh big time, they all chimed in before you, so we're all set and ready to go." Sid smiled as Lincoln nodded.

'Good, but just be safe lets do a head count!" he said as he could see Sid typing away at her computer.

"Right! Recovery, do you copy?"

"Let's Crack skulls!" spoke a gruff, but still feminine voice.

"Artillery team?"

"Time to BLOW this joint!" spoke a laughing voice as Sid gave a small chuckle.

"Ha good one!...Telekinetics?"

"At the Ready!" spoke a slightly grouchy Feminine voice.

"Submersibles?"

"Oh Yeah!" a youthful voice cheered.

"RC Team, you copy?"

"Indubitably!" another youthful voice spoke.

"M.O.D You in position?"

"Totes ready for it Sid!"

"Medical Team?"

"Ready" a gloomy voice said as Sid's footage went back to Lincoln.

"Alright! It's the crime of the century! And Lincoln for this operation you are 'The Ball!' Sid told him as Lincoln gave a nod.

"Roger that Sid! Meet you on the Inside!" Lincoln said as he slipped the goggles into his hat and jumped down the tower and made his way to the outer walls of the museum, avoiding the spotlights from the other guard towers on the way until they started to get a little too close for comfort as Lincoln placed his finger in his ear. "Agent Bishop requesting arial support for these towers over!" he said.

"Right away." came a feminine voice before a radio controlled helicopter made its way over the towers.

The bottom of the Rc copter opened up and took aim before launching a missile at the tower blowing it up.

"First one down" she said before firing another at another tower. "Second ones gone" Agent Bishop took aim one last time and shot another missile at it as Lincoln smirked and kept going forward. "Third tower gone, roll on Ball over!" she spoke.

"On it." he replied while heading past the ruined towers, sticking close to the shadows as he spotted some more guards ahead around the outside wall. "Agent Knight, requiring some backup with a couple of guards" Lincoln spoke as he looked around and saw that above the guards was a rocky cliff surface. "Think you can…'Rock?' their world?" Lincoln smirked.

"Hahahaha! Good one Linc! Leave it to me!" the Laughing voice said as Lincoln noticed a silhouette from the distance drawing a bow and arrow as they took aim. "Stand clear!" they said over the com as they shot the arrow at the cliff making it explode as rocks buried the guards. "Alright Ball you are clear to Rock and Roll on!" they quipped as Lincoln gave a chuckle and continued his trek.

He made his way closer to the building, but ducked in the shadows when a few guards rushed past him over hearing the loud rocks. "Drat! I think I'm boxed in!" Lincoln muttered to himself until he heard some noise from across the area that was near him.

"Pssst Lincoln! Over hear!" they whispered as Lincoln quickly ran over and saw it was Agent Deepsix.

"Thanks Deepsix, I owe you one!" he smiled as he and Seepsix made their way through the drain pipe that led to the museum's flood gates.

"Finally almost In! Deepsix stay here in the floodgates in case we need you to flush out those bozos" he told them as Deepsix gave him a salute.

"Right On Ball!" they smiled as Lincoln ran over and vaulted over the nearby wall and made his way through the undergrounds.

"Keep going Lincoln! Agent Breaker is just up ahead and they're ready to help you make your way into the Elevator shaft!" Sid radioed as Lincoln nodded.

"Roger Sid, I see them now!" he said as a distant silhouette could be seen cracking their hands which began to glow as the walls around Lincoln began to creak as they were pried open. "Hey Sid, where does this elevator shaft lead to anyway?" he asked her.

'Well if our actions were any indication we should have attracted the attention of the guy who owns this place and if I do my math right, and I always do my math right, he should be on the next elevator! But that's besides the point, because I have some great news! I'm currently redirecting the Museum's power to the Sarcophagus as we speak!" Sid exclaimed as Lincoln sat down on the edge as he could hear the elevator slowly being pulled by the cables going up.

"That's great Sid!...honestly I still can't believe it, Slytancomen the 4th, the Only Cooper in history whose exploits are the stuff of legends!" Lincoln smiled as he grabbed the cable and slid down it and gently landed on top of the descending elevator.

"Apparently he was so humble he rarely added anything to the Cooper vault or even the thievius Raccoonus and according to the book when he died he placed all his wealth inside with him! Having created a technique he called Hammer space!" Sid exclaimed in awe of this discovery as the elevator stopped.

"Sid? I think I found our guy!" Lincoln spoke peering down through the crack of the elevator and seeing a Man wearing all black and wearing a 1847 Gas-Mask over his face.

"Austin, do you know why I made this museum?" he spoke to the guard.

"To…collect things?" he guessed as his boss shook his head.

"No My boy, you see this museum was made to preserve the truths about history! A history that no man on earth will ever know about!" he exclaimed as Lincoln listened into their conversation. "By the way Austin, did you set the security code for the Egyptian exhibit? We can't allow anyone to see the Tomb of that Cooper pharoah until it's ready!" he said as the guard gave a nod.

"Yes sir, the code is set to 05-2-16!" he said.

"How nice of them to tell me." whispered Lincoln. "Hey Sid, think you could give me a distraction?"

"On it!" she replied back as the elevator came to a stop.

"Uhhh Boss, what was that?" the guard asked as his radio buzzed in. "Uh Oh! Boss someone opened the floodgates in the basement!" he exclaimed as the Curator widened his eyes.

"WHAT!? Impossible! The basement shouldn't even have an access point! Send your men down there immediately!" he ordered.

"Yes sir! All guards converge on the first floor and make your way to the basement ASAP!" He radioed as the elevator doors opened and rushed out.

"In the meantime, I'll be paying the mummy a little visit." the Curator spoke as he decided to take the stairs. "It's a long walk up to the ninth floor" he grumbled as Lincoln smirked.

"Hear that Lincoln? The exhibit is on the ninth floor! Sit tight, I'm rewiring the elevator to take you there now!" Sid spoke.

"Roger that Sid!" he smiled as the elevator gave a small shake and began to move upwards. He looked up as he saw floor after floor pass. In no time it came to a stop with Lincoln moving over near a vent cover and pulled it off, tossed it aside, and began crawling inside it.

"Alright time to slide!" Lincoln smirked as he made his way through the vents and could see his destination. "Bingo!" he smiled as he removed the vent cover. "Sid I made it in! I'm beginning the extraction!" he said as he dropped down only to hear too late.

"NO LINCOLN IT'S A!..."

*ALARM BLARING*

"Trap!"...Sid warned as Guards began to swarm into the room and took aim at Lincoln.

"FREEZE!" One shouted as Lincoln raised his hands.

"Dang it!...Sid, any chance for some backup?" he asked into his com.

"Don;t worry she should be there in a few seconds" Sid spoke as the skylight was smashed into pieces as a figure landed on the floor, cracking it in the process.

*Taylor: The Muscle*

"Sup Loud? Heard you need some help?" she smirked, cracking her knuckles.

"Yeah, of course I do. Hey, Have fun guys, and Taylor? Go easy on 'em they're just trying to get a paycheck!" Lincoln chuckled as he made a break for the sarcophagus.

"Easy isn't my thing." she chuckled at the guards. "Alright, whose first?"

"GET HER!" One shouted as they all charged towards her.

"They never wanna do this the easy way" she sighed as she punched one in the gut, sending him flying; all while Lincoln made his way to the Large golden Sarcophagus that had the face of his ancestor emblazoned on it.

"...Okay, time to do this" he said as Lincoln took his cane and stuck the head inside if the front which caused the sarchgous to glow brightly.

"I DONT THINK SO!" A Voice rang out as Lincoln saw the Curator from the broken sky light as he jumped down in front of him.

'Well, Well, so the Cane has a new Keeper already? Didn't think Albert had it in him to get his own Grandson killed!" he smirked as Lincoln scowled.

"...Killed? Pop-Pop would never!...wait….you….you know him?" Lincoln asked as Sid could be heard trying to radio him.

'L….L….li…..lin…..do….it…..a…..t…..r…..p…..C….l…o….er…..!" she said as Lincoln placed his com down.

"What the? Sid is that you? I can't hear you!" he said confused as to why this was happening.

"Hahahahah…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH THIS IS DELIGHTFUL! I never imagined the next Generation of the Cooper Clan would be this stupid!" The curator laughed as the Sarchopgous slowly opened up as Lincoln stepped back, expecting treasure to be found, but instead all he saw was a tall decrepit Old man covered head to toe in armor of some kind.

"W…What the?" Lincoln stammered in shock and fear at the man whose eyes slowly opened, revealing a piercing yellow color. He looked around in confusion before seeing Lincoln and shooting him a cold glare.

"YOU!" He spoke in a deep robotic tone.

"Uh….me?" Lincoln let out, giving a brief look around as he pointed to himself, watching as the man slowly moved, grabbing the sides of the casket and stepped out.

"You and I have some unfinished Business!" the Man growled as Lincoln twirled his cane, ready to fight.

"Dude, I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm sure it's a bad thing!" Lincoln spoke as he ran over and prepared to hit him, only to be grabbed instantly which shocked the boy because he didn't see it coming nor was he expecting it. He tried pulling back, but the man's grip on his shirt held on before slowly lifting him up to meet him directly in the eyes.

"I believe I told your ancestor that the Cooper clan will never be rid of me. For Clockwerk is superior!" he growled as Lincoln gasped.

"Clockwork?...but you're supposed to be…" Lincoln said as an explosive dart slammed into the tall man from above.

"DROP MY FRIEND YOU RUSTY OLD OWL!" Sid shouted, now wearing a jetpack and holding a crossbow loaded up with more darts.

Clockwerk glared at the girl and dropped Lincoln as he opened the massive wings he had on his back and quickly flew up so fast Sid didn't see him destroy her jetpack, causing her to spin out and fall to the ground where Lincoln ran over and caught her.

"HAHAHAHAHA YES! MY PLAN WORKED! LORD CLOCKWERK LIVES AGAIN!" The Curator shouted in victory. "NOW THE COOPER CLAN WILL PERISH!" he exclaimed as Lincoln and Sid were helped up by Taylor who had finished beating up the last of the guards.

"Dammit, this heist was a bust, we need to get out of here!" Sid exclaimed.

"Chang's Right Linc! Let's regroup with the others!" Taylor spoke as Sid gave a horrified gasp.

"TAYLOR LOOKOUT!" She shouted as Clockwerk flew down, claws drawn and tried eviscerating the three of them, only to lock hands with Taylor who was standing her ground and being pushed backward by the giant man.

"A Strong one you are girl!" Clockwerk growled as Taylor reared her fist back and punched him in the gut, making him stagger a bit. "Oooh, I felt that!" he smirked as before he could strike Back, Lincoln had jumped into the air and performed a corkscrew flip and slammed his cane against Clockwerk's head, making him growl as he grabbed Lincoln by his throat and flew into the air causing him to drop his cane.

"LINCOLN NO!" Sid shouted as Lincoln began to lose consciousness. He could hear her shouting from below. "HOLD ON LINCOLN! HOLD ON!"

*Scene change*

[Lincoln can be seen struggling to escape Clockwerk's grip as Sid and Taylor are shown panicking on the ground below as Lincoln is flown higher into the sky]

Lincoln: Ya know, it's true what they say….your life does flash before your eyes right before you die….and there it all was, right back to the day two years ago I discovered my family's greatest secret. If you know who I am good for you, but in case you don't; My Name is Lincoln Loud and this is the story of how I became the World's greatest Master Thief.

*LINCOLN LOUD AND THE THIEVIUS RACCOONUS*


Welp there you have it guys a good start as next time we see how this all got started and how this gang of misfits got together in the first place! anyways guys see ya next time!