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The first thing I did when I looked down at my body was curse violently.
Yes, you heard it right. A good old loud "Fuck!" was what I said as the horror of my situation dawned on me. It took me a moment to process the sound of my voice as I was quite used to you know, my voice, and this was most certainly not my voice. Well, now it was, but it wasn't a few moments ago.
You see, I'm a perfectly healthy and normal young man. I have a girlfriend and am in my second year of high school. I have decent grades too. Now I'm not going to lie to you and tell you that I don't like to oogle my female teachers every once in a while, hell, I have a thing for women in their early to mid thirties. Must be poorly suppressed mommy issues, but that's besides the point.
What straight young man wouldn't like to look at a woman's body?
However, I never wanted to be in one!
This leads me to my present situation.
Of all people I could possibly become after my swift and untimely death by choking on a lemon that I tried to swallow whole for a twenty dollar bet. I became Salem from RWBY. This was not funny. This was sick. This most certainly ruined my day and most likely the rest of my new and uncertainly long life.
I wouldn't say that I was a big fan of the show, but I did still enjoy it for what it was.
Whatever God or Gods out there that did this to me must be having a proper giggle at my situation right now.
Taking a deep breath, I noticed one thing. A was a bit shorter than I was back on Earth so it felt weird along with the fact I was packing a completely different set of body parts, and don't get me started on Aura and magic.
Usually in these kinds of situations, the reincarnated gets the memories of the host body. However, that wasn't the case for me. I got jack diddly squat. Hell, I don't even know if Salem will regain control of her body that I now had occupied.
What if she was sitting in the recesses of her mind hearing, seeing, thinking, and feeling everything I did?
That definitely rained on my already soaking parade.
Speaking of raining, I needed to piss really badly right at the moment, and it seemed that I was in the castle that Salem owned in one of her studies. I didn't know where a bathroom might be and well I didn't have much time left. Luckily, I was at a study with a window to the grounds below. Three stories up wasn't that far right? And Salem was durable enough to survive a jump like that right? Hopefully she was.
Opening the glass window that was more than large enough for me to jump out of, I jumped to the ground.
Landing with a thud moments later, I found myself in a courtyard atop a cliff. Looking around to see if anyone saw me, the coast was clear. However, some nearby Ursa Grimm were watching me intently and reverently, as one would their esteemed master.
Well, it seemed that these Grimm's opinion of their master would take a nosedive real fast. Hell, I could picture the headlines inn the local Grimm Herald.
"Our Esteemed master pisses on her castle wall" would certainly not be inaccurate. I didn't know how to undo a dress properly,, especially not one tied at the back like this one was, so I did what any desperate guy in my situation would do. Removed my underwear and pulled up the dress tying the bottom like a knot, making sure I wouldn't get piss on it.
Pissing as a woman wass one hell of a weird experience. Usually, I'd just pull down my pants and boxers and let my pecker do it's thing, but I no longer had one. So when I reached down to grab hold of it, it only grabbed air.
Oh right.
I'm a woman now.
Fuck.