One day dakoolguy was on his computer when he saw a hateful troll's review on his story and started crying.
"What's wrong, dakoolguy?" asked Edgeworth, coming out of the portal in Dakoolguy's closet that connected his house to the Ace Attorney World.
"The trolls are saying I have autism," sobbed dakoolguy. "Even though I don't. Now I don't want to go to Ace Attorney World because I'm afraid my friends there will say I have autism and mock me, because this troll ruined my self-esteem, even though I'm supposed to be safe and happy in Ace Attorney World."
Edgeworth took out his sell phone and called John Phoenix. "This is an outrage! We'll call the troll's ISP and have him dragged kicking and screaming into the courts like the monster he is. Don't worry, dakoolguy, we will see this troll imprisoned for life, or my name isn't Miles Edgeworth." His name was that.
"Thank you, Miles Edgeworth," said dakoolguy.
NEXT DAY AT COURT
"Order" said the Hudge
"The defense is ready," said John Phoenix.
"The prosecution is-"
"Shut up," snapped John Phoenix. "You're not part of this trial. Just shut up while I cross-examine the witness."
The troll who commented on dakoolguy's was summoned and repeated the evil words he said in the review.
WITNESS TESTIMONY
"You claim not to be but everyone knows what an autistic cuck you really are. Why else go this far to try and get the attention of someone who wants nothing to do with you? Why else go this far with this many accounts if not?"
"No need to hide it. Your autism is always showing."
"Your anger also proves that I was right in noting that you are a fat and ugly neckbeard who is trying to get JordanPhoenix to give you a kiss. That is clearly not happening as Jordan has higher standards then the likes of you."
"Besides you are adopted and thus no one likes you."
"Keep chasing that rainbow"
END WITNESS TESTIMONY
"Ok John Phoenix your turn" said the Hudge
You claim not to be but everyone knows what an autistic cuck you really are. Why else go this far to try and get the attention of someone who wants nothing to do with you? Why else go this far with this many accounts if not?
"OBJECTION!" sayed John Phoenix. "My client does not have autism!" He presented dakoolguy's medical records. "As you can see, he has OCD, but NOT autism! Just like ulillillia."
"AHHHH THAT'S TRUE I LIED" sayed the troll.
"You also lied about him being a cuck!" sayed John Phoenix. "A cuck is someone whose wife or girlfriend fucks someone else. Dakoolguy doesn't have a wife or a girlfriend, so how could he get cucked? Stupid idiot TROLL."
The troll's lifebar depleted because the judge penalized him for perjury. As for having a lot of accounts, that's normal and not worth responding to.
No need to hide it. Your autism is always showing.
"OBJECTION" sayed John Phoenix. "That's hurtful and harassment! And autism cannot be diagnosed over the internet!"
That was true so the troll's lifebar went down again.
Your anger also proves that I was right in noting that you are a fat and ugly neckbeard who is trying to get JordanPhoenix to give you a kiss. That is clearly not happening as Jordan has higher standards then the likes of you.
"OBJECTION" sayed John Phoenix. "He actually very thin, only 143 pounds, but stronger than he looks with cool muscles. As for a neckbeard? You must be looking in the mirror... troll. Ugly? You must not have looked in the mirror lately while dakoolguy was looking in the mirror too or else you would have seen his reflection in the mirror next to yours and it would've good looking. Also, he's posted his pic before, which is more than can be said for you, terrorist. And he would NEVER kiss JordanPhoenix! So your a liar and you probably like Dual Destinies."
Dual Destinies was non-canon so the troll's life went down.
"NOOOO I'M ALMOST OUT OF HEALTH!" said the troll.
"One more tactically deployed objection should cinch this trial," said John Phoenix.
Besides you are adopted and thus no one likes you.
"OJBECTION!" saed John Phoenix "You know who else is adopted? ME!"
The troll's lifebar blew up and sharp pixels flew into his throat and cut his head off.
"Guilty," said John Phoenix.
"YAY JOHN PHOENIX!" say everyone.
And thus John Phoenix proved that dakoolguy doesn't have autism and that autism isn't bad to have and that trolls are evil. This is called a Turnabout for Autism.
"John Phoenix, thank you for proving dakoolguy doesn't have autism," said Dylan Fitchar. He may be evil but even he knows dakoolguy doesn't have autism.
THE END