We open on Chris standing on the Dock of Shame. He motions for a crewmember to do something. The crewmember then takes out a remote and pilots a drone camera and flies it far away from Chris.
"Alright, aaaand…Now!" Chris exclaimed.
(Narrated by Chris McLean)
Last time on Total Drama Island! After a many-year hiatus, Total Drama was finally brought back to TV screens! And with sixteen new contestants to match!
Those sixteen contestants learned that they'll be spending the next month at an overgrown island. But since there's two-and-a-half million dollars on the line, I'd say it's worth it.
For their first challenge, The Frogs of Death and The Ferocious Trout had to search for various keys across the island to unlock their cabin. The Ferocious Trout gave a decent effort, but it was The Frogs of Death who clutched the first win, securing them another three days of safety.
The Ferocious Trout ended up voting out the influencer, Nichelle. Who despite all that talk at the beginning, freaked out when anything physically challenging was involved. Not so tough without your "Nichelle-Nites" are you?
Will The Frogs of Death keep up their winning streak? And who will take the next walk down the Dock of shame? Find out in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet. On Total…Drama…Island!
"Okay, and now the opening!" Chris said as he walked offscreen.
(Fade to Opening Theme)
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[Multiple cameras and stage lights appeared out of various parts of the surrounding greenery, before a person holding a clapper board marked the next transition.]
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine!
[It showed a flyby shot of the island. Chris was briefly seen with a maniacal expression, before Chef appeared holding a metal collar, which wiped the evil look off his face.]
You guys are on my mind!
It showed the 1000-foot cliff, and the camera dropped down into the water below.]
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
[Damien was underwater, then a shark moved past the screen]
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
[It panned over to the shore where Julia was relaxing, before Damien came launching towards towards her.]
I wanna be…famous!
[Chase was ambushed by Sasquatchanakwa, but Chase tried to fight him. It panned over to the left to see Priya meditating, then Chase being thrown offscreen, and Priya getting hit in the back of the head with a prosthetic leg.]
I want to live close to the sun…
[Wayne and Raj were excitedly going over a waterfall in a small rowboat]
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won!
[Axel was doing stretches on a newly-fallen tree, while Wayne and Wayne and Raj fell in the background.]
Everything to prove nothin' in my way.
[A now one-legged Chase quickly came back onscreen and launched into Axel, making them both crash into the Confessional. Ripper appeared from behind it, gave a small smirk, then faked concern for the two.]
I'll get there one day.
[Chef was now in the kitchen, wearing his old hat and apron, stirring a pot of something. He looked back and saw Zee passed out on the counter and hit him upside the head with a ladle, waking him up.]
'Cause I wanna be…famous!
[It panned over to MK, who was playing video games. Then (presumably Chef) threw a strange food-item at her and she tumbled to the floor. It then cut over to a beach area, where Emma was approaching Wayne and Raj, who were getting out of the rowboat. And obviously crushing on one of them.]
(Na-na nananana, nanana-nana, na-nananananaaa)
[It panned over to show a seagull floating in the water. A salmon jumped over it, which was eaten by a shark. Then a giant tentacle came up to pull the bird down, but the seagull's mouth opened an absurd amount and ate the tentacle.]
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nananana, nanana-nana, na-nanananana)
It panned over to Nichelle at the end of the Dock of Shame. She put her phone down and was doing a dance. Before Millie interrupted it. Then it cut over to the firepit at nighttime, Caleb and Bowie were holding hands. Bowie had a seductive look on his face, while Caleb was looking away unsurely. Then Scary Girl got between them, smiling a creepy smile.]
[The rest of the campers were whistling a tune, while Chris and Chef were standing off to the side.]
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The episode opened with a couple shots of the fifteen campers all snug in their beds. After that, it showed Chris outside. "Does my hair look alright…? Okay, roll it!" He ordered the offscreen camera man as he approached the two cabins. He pulled out a large megaphone and pushed a button, it started to play a loud and very obnoxious sound.
"Ahh! What the hell!?" The voice of Chase could be heard saying. "That noise…THAT HORRIBLE NOISE!" Scary Girl yelled out. "Watashi no mimi! Watashi mo mimi! (My ears! My ears!) MK called out.
Chris stopped, and everyone slowly started to exit their cabin. "Boy, what the f-*bleep* you want!?" Damien, supporting a half-asleep Zee, exclaimed.
"Glad you asked! Frogs of Death, Ferocious Trout! Today's challenge is a good one. So eat your breakfast and get to the (recently rebuilt) amphitheatre! Well come on, chop-chop!" Chris clapped his hands as the fifteen campers groaned.
The fifteen started to walk, and after a little bit, some small talk started to form. " *yawn* Ugh, I haven't woken up this early since my first day of school back when I was a kid." Zee tiredly said, now starting to walk on his own.
"What? Mm-mm, seriously, how do you even function as a human being?" Millie asked the lethargic boy. "I function one afternoon at a-*yawn*-time. Zee said.
"Man, who does Chris think he is? Someone should knock him down a few pegs!" Chase said to himself. "You are so right! And I bet you'd do great at it!" Scary Girl came up beside Chase, only for him to move away from her.
(Confessional)
Scary Girl- "I don't get it, I've tried just about everything I could to be sociable and it just seems to make people scared of me! I want people to like me, what am I doing wrong!?"
(Confessional End)
It cut to a while later, everyone was in the (newly rebuilt) Mess Hall, eating breakfast at their respective tables.
"Maaan, you'd think at some point the homies backstage woulda made Chef give us better food." Damien said, picking at his oatmeal-like substance. "Ugh, so gross! So unbecoming of a dashing man such as myself!" Bowie said.
"Come on, it's the most important meal of the day. You gotta eat somethin'!" Caleb said to Bowie. Ripper was about to take a bite, before his food grabbed his spoon and sucked it in, making a belch sound afterwords. "*sigh* Just perfect…" Ripper said with a deadpan expression.
"Whoa! That must've hurt a lot!" Ripper glanced over at the Ferocious Trout's table. Emma was listening to Wayne tell a story. "Oh yeah, it hurt like hell. It may have been a beanbag shotgun, but it felt like a real gun I tell you what!" Wayne exclaimed.
Both Priya and Julia were enjoying their meatless(?) meals in peace, until the sounds of slurping and compressed explosions caught their attention. Priya looked over to see Zee, sipping on a can of soda. And Julia looked over to see MK, playing a video game.
"Excuse me Zee, could you please not slurp your soda so loud? You broke my concentration." Priya asked nicely. "Oh…sorry about that." Zee said. "Hey MK, violence is bad you know?" Julia said not-as-nicely. "But it's a video game where you play as a spaceship…it isn't real violence." MK said.
"Real or not, it's still violent. And if you don't see my point…then maybe you're just a violent person." Julia stated. "Wait, what!?" MK asked in disbelief. But then Chris entered the Mess Hall.
"Attention Campers! Finish up your breakfast, because it's almost time for the next challenge to start!" He announced. "Well, I'm done." Ripper got up. "Yeah, same here, yo!" Damien followed.
One-by-one, the fifteen campers left the Mess Hall and started walking to the amphitheatre. "So whaddya think the challenge is?" Raj asked. "Well in the original TDI, the amphitheatre was used for a talent contest." Wayne answered.
"...Yeah, we totally got this!" They both said as the structure came into view. Each team sat on one set of the bleachers and Chris got up onstage. He motioned to the camera crew to resume filming and he took his position.
"Welcome to the Amphitheatre, this is where your next challenge awaits! Now before we get on with it, does anyone have any questions?" Chris asked.
"Yeah, you've been hyping up this challenge. So is it any good? 'Cause I swear if it's jus' some sh-*bleep* like an eating challenge…!" Millie said. "Don't worry, it's nothing like that! Now, something that's popular as of late is…cosplaying! So there you go!" Chris announced.
"Excuse me?" Caleb asked. "Not excused. Anyways, you're challenge is that three people on your team will dress up as a character from a movie, show, or cartoon. Then you will have to face three different judges. And the team with the highest overall score, wins this thing!" Chris explained.
Members from both the Frogs of Death and the Ferocious Trout began looking at each other uneasily. It then cut to a while later.
"So, who all are we gonna pick? Like…it has to be people who know about fashion or something." Emma said. "Fashion? Oh honey, if anyone knows fashion, it's me! I'll definitely blow away those judges with my natural charm!" Bowie exclaimed.
"Okay, so just two more…Caleb, you're his boyfriend, so surely you know something about fashion from being around Bowie?" Emma asked. "I mean, a little bit. But not much to justify being in an actual competition, so I'm out." Caleb responded.
"*sigh*...No, I highly doubt they could pull this challenge off." Emma looked over to Wayne and Raj. While they were deciding, it cut over to The Frogs of Death.
"Alright, so who's in?" Millie asked. "Hey, I can do this." Chase stepped up. "Um…are you sure you can?" Priya asked. "What? You think I can't do it or something? Is that what it is!?" Chase started to get louder.
"No no no, everyone thinks you can do it! Yeah, Chase!" Zee defused the one-sided conflict. "Well, now that we have Chase in the competition. Who else can we get?" Priya asked. "Ayo check this! Noone can resists! The all-powerful diss!" Damien rapped. "Let me in, I've seen a bunch of movies. So I got this covered." Damien crossed his arms and nodded.
"Alright, so last person…Come on, who's it gonna be?" Millie asked to the people around her. "Um, I could do I-" "Really, noone at all?" "I'll do i-", "Mm-mm-mm." Millie kept interrupting Scary Girl.
"Axel, you've been pretty quiet today. You wanna dress up?" Zee asked. "Hell no I'm not gonna dress up!" Axel shouted. "Dressing up in colorful clothes and costumes is for complete pansies and sissies! And I'm not one of them!" Axel continued.
"Chill out girl! You're berating of everyone is kinda making us not like you right now." Millie said. "I don't care what it does! This meeting is dismissed, I'm moving out!" Axel marched her way back towards the cabins.
"With that attitude of hers, she'll definitely be gone soon." Scary Girl commented. "For once I actually agree with Scary over there!" Millie said. This caused Scary Girl to clasp her hands together and smile.
Suddenly, Ripper spoke up. "Hey I have an idea! Why doesn't Priya enter?" He suggested. "Huh, me?" She asked. "Yeah, I mean she's got a voice that's easy on the ears, she can probably wow the judges with something related to her culture, and I bet she can pull off wearing just about anything!" Ripper exclaimed.
(Confessional)
Ripper- "I have a plan involving Priya a little later down the line. So if I have to butter her up a little first…Who am I to say no?"
(Confessional End)
Priya was blushing severely. "Um…I suppose I could enter. It would be a nice…change of pace." Priya said. "Okay, looks like we got our people. So Chase, Damien, and Priya, go and practice for which character you pick!" Millie said.
Most everyone dispersed after that. "Damn man, I didn't know you had a thing with the ladies! Can you teach me?" Zee asked Ripper. "Oh I dunno about me having a "thing with the ladies", I was just giving some friendly encouragement is all!" Ripper responded.
"Alright then, keep your secrets." Zee said before walking off. "*chuckle* Fool." Ripper said to himself.
Then it cut back to the team who wasn't having as much luck finding people to compete. "I just checked, the other team found all their competitors already!" MK exclaimed. "What!? We still haven't chosen our second yet!" Emma responded to MK.
"Hey, is it settled yet?" Julia came up and asked. "No, not yet…wait, actually…" Emma suddenly got an idea. "Julia, how would you like to compete for the team?" Emma suggested. "Me? Cosplay in something?" She responded.
"Well, I guess it's worth a try." MK said. "Yo, wait a second. Since I'm competing, and since Emma doesn't keep up with things enough to be a cosplayer…why don't you be our third, MK?" Julia asked.
"*Well…I guess I don't have much of a choice at this point, do I?" MK asked. "Well, unless Wayne or Raj has a secret talent in cosplaying, I'd say so." Julia said. "So, is it decided? Are you both competing?" Emma asked. "Uh-huh", "I guess so…" Julia and MK answered.
"Good! Then go meet up with Bowie and find out your roles. Let's win this thing!" Emma pumped a fist in the air before cutting back to The Frogs of Death. Priya, Damien, and Chase were looking around in a costume room.
Priya was looking at a sari, Damien was looking at a bulletproof vest and some gold chains, and Chase wasn't really looking at anything. "Oh yeah, now THIS is what I'm talkin' 'bout!" Damien exclaimed. "This dress looks so beautiful…Maata (Mother) would look so great in this." Priya said.
"I already know what I'm going as, and it doesn't involve any of these crappy costumes!" Chase exclaimed. "For real? It must be somethin' killer then!" Damien said. "Oh you bet it is! You guys can play dress-up in here. I need to prepare my own way." Chase said before exiting the costume room.
"I do not want to sound negative…But if he's just making an excuse to be lazy, and we lose because of it…I'm voting him off." Priya said. "Come on, have at least a little faith!" Damien said, grabbing a FEW gold chains.
And then Bowie, Julia, and MK walked in. "Hello everyone!" Bowie greeted. "Whaddup my sistahs and my brotha?" Damien asked. "*gasp* All these choices! I just died and went to heaven!" Bowie exclaimed.
"Ah, Julia, I never expected that you would compete in this challenge." "Same to you. So how'd you get convinced?" Julia asked. "Oh, um…I was just…Convinced to do it. How about you?" Priya asked. "Oh, I was just asked to do it. I said yes." Julia answered.
"Hey MK, what're you gonna go as?" Bowie asked. "Don't laugh but…I'm dressing up as a character from this anime I used to watch as a kid." MK answered. "You're cosplaying as something nostalgic? I love it! You get em' girlfriend!" Bowie exclaimed.
It cut back over to Chase, who was walking in a wooded area. The sound of a stick breaking could be heard behind him. He turned expecting to see an animal or something, but instead saw Scary Girl with a big smile on her face.
"GAH! What the f-*bleep*!" Chase shouted. "Hi, I saw you leave without the others and thought you might need help with something. So, do you need help?" She asked. "You sneak up on me and scare me just to ask me if I need help?" Chase asked, somewhat offended.
"Well, yes but-" "And you want to ask ME the guy who lost his legs and had to get fake ones, if he needs help!?" Now Chase sounded very offended. "No, I'm no-" "Well I don't accept your "help", now get away from me you freak!" Chase exclaimed as he pushed past Scary Girl.
"...Freak?" Scary Girl said, tearing up.
(Confessional)
Chase- "Who does Scary Girl think she is? I can do everything just fine! She should be ashamed of herself!"
Scary Girl- *sniff* I just wanted…To help…"
(Confessional End)
It cut to a while later, Chris motioned to the camera crew. "It is time for the first (and probably last) TDI Cosplay Competition!" Chris announced with a loud, reverbed voice. It showed a zoomed out shot of the amphitheatre and the two pairs of bleachers, which had both teams sitting on them.
"Now here are the rules. A member of your team will come out, do something, and they will be judged by an actor, a film critic, and a professional cosplayer!" Chris explained, his voice normal compared to earlier.
"Okay, so here are the judges. He's a very respected for film critic standards, he's reviewed almost a thousand movies, give it up for…(Insert Famous Critic's Name Here)!" Chris introduced.
"And he really knows his stuff when it comes to cosplaying, it's…A guy wearing a fedora we found in a comic shop! And finally, his films are just the best, noone can compete, he's a handsome guy with perfect hair, It's…me!" Chris exclaimed.
It cut to the three sitting at a judge's table. "So, how you guys feelin'?" Chris asked. "Well McLean, normally I'd say that cosplaying isn't my thing. But if it gives me a chance to judge a bunch of half-assed movie and show quotes, then sign me up!" (Famous Critic) said.
"Heh, let us see if the mortals can accurately depict our culture! I'm waiting…" Fedora-Guy said. "Alright, so without further ado, let's get the first (and probably last) TDI Cosplay Competition underway!" Chris exclaimed.
"Okay, first up is The Frogs of Death! Who chose a very interesting set of competitors if I must say!" Chris said. It cut over to the F.O.D's side, where everyone (minus Axel, she had her arms crossed) was cheering for their teammates about to perform.
"Lights…Camera…Action!" Chris exclaimed. Then a drumbeat started to play. After a bit, more instruments were added in, and Priya came out wearing a blue and gold sari. And she started dancing to the almost hypnotic-sounding music. "Hmm, THAT's something." Chris commented.
"*gasp* So beautiful!" Fedora-Guy exclaimed. "I'm not recognizing this from anything in particular…But it's alright I guess." (Famous Critic) said. After about a minute, Priya put her hands together to the sound of a gong, and closed her eyes.
At first everyone was silent. Then The Frogs of Death started to cheer for their teammate.
(Confessional)
Raj- "Man, that girl's got some skills!"
(Confessional)
"Hmm, not bad." Ripper commented. It cut back over to the judges' table. "Now before we get on with the scoring, can you please tell us who you cosplayed as? Because I haven't the slightest clue." (Famous Critic) asked.
"Of course, I know this was against the guidelines of the competition. My I cosplayed as my Maata…" Priya explained. "Mai Maata? That some Indian actress or somethin'?" Chris asked. "No you culturally-insensitive airhead!" Fedora-Guy exclaimed.
"She was saying something in Hindi, the main language spoken in India. She said that she was cosplaying as…Her Mother." Fedora-Guy said. This explanation caused various "Awws" from both teams.
"For the culture alone, I give it a 10!" Fedora-Guy exclaimed. "Even if it was good, it was a rule-breaker…And I'm not too fond of that culturally-insensitive comment! I give it a 4." Chris said, glaring at the Fedora-Guy.
"I'm here to judge based on their media presence. And as far as I know, your Mom wasn't in anything…I give it a 2." (Famous Critic) said. "So Priya's final score is…16/30!" Chris said.
Priya walked backstage and Chris cleared his throat. "Should I do it now…?" Chris asked someone offscreen. "Alright! How will this competition end? Will The Frogs of Death pull through and win it all? Or will the Ferocious Trout sneak up and steal this competition? Find out on Total…Drama…Island!" Chris said before it faded out.
(Cut to Commercial)
It faded in with Chris still at the judge's table. "Welcome back to the first (and probably last) TDI Cosplay Competition!" Chris announced.
"Now when we left off, Priya had just finished her whole thing, so without further ado, It's time for…Damien!" Chris announced to some applause from the F.O.D.'s side. After that, more music played. But this time, Damien ran out on stage to some kind of rap music.
He came out in a bulletproof vest, dark-blue jeans, an absurd amount of gold chains and he was wearing timberland shoes. "Yo…yo yoyoyoyoyo!" He called out. "What up homies, you ain't gotta be lonely, cause Jay The Great is in the hiz-owse!" Damien exclaimed.
"On appearances I know who it is…But I think he's got the profession mixed up." (Famous Critic) said. "Even if it's wrong, It's still entertaining." Chris added. "What about the previous performance? You said it was wrong and you gave it a low score." Fedora-Guy said.
"Yeah, problem with that was the fact that it wasn't entertaining. This one is." Chris clarified in a Chris-like fashion. "And if you think that's all, you gotta check this out!" Damien pulled out a microphone and started to rap.
"Yeesh, I bet his parents told him to follow his dream as a way to make him stop crying." Chris suggested. "...What? You don't think so?" Chris asked the two other judges. "A little too far McLean." (Famous Critic) said.
"That's all, peace out yo!" Damien dropped his mic and crossed his arms. There was some applause from both teams. "I don't think I need to ask for this one since I'm aware of this individual. But there is one thing to point out…Isn't Jay The Great an American Wrestler? Not a Rapper?" (Famous Critic) asked.
"..." Damien was silent at the question. "Even if he got it wrong…It was entertaining to watch! Boom, a 5!" Chris said. "Aside from the hat, the costume is fairly accurate, 8." Fedora-Guy said. "Again, acting is my specialty…I'll give it a 4." (Famous Critic) said.
"So in the end, Damien managed to get 17/30 for a character he forgot the personality of!" Chris announced. "What? I'm only slightly better than the dancer? Man…" Damien muttered to himself as he walked offstage.
"Now for the last competitor for The Frogs of Death. Give it up for…Chase!" Chris announced as Chase walked out in…His normal clothes. "What's that boy doin'?" Millie asked. "Something dumb, I'm sure of it." Ripper responded.
"Uh, dude, where's your costume?" Chris asked. "This is it. I'm cosplaying as my self, and not some cartoon thing." Chase explained. "Chase, I kinda had to stretch it for Priya dressing as a real person. But you can't cosplay as yourself." Chris explained.
"What…? Are you saying I'm…Not good enough?" Chase asked. "Oh we are so screwed." Zee said to the rest of his team. "It's not that, it's just the rules bro." Chris clarified.
Chase proceeded to growl and jump off the stage. "Uh…What're you doing?" Chris asked, backing away a little. "Am I the only person on this island who doesn't judge others? First the freak over there wants to "help me", then you tell me I'm not good enough!?" Chase pointed to Scary Girl as he said the first comment.
"Whoa whoa whoa, she's a little scary, yeah. But a FREAK, that's crossing the line!" Millie crossed her arms. "Yeah, not cool bro." Zee said. "Keep talking and acting like that, cadet. And you'll be dishonorably discharged!" Axel exclaimed.
"Is everyone turning against me now!?" Of course everyone would look down on the guy with no-", but Chase was interrupted by a hand on his shoulder. He looked to see Scary Girl, who floored him with a single punch.
"Get away from ME you freak!" She shouted at Chase. "Damn…" "It's about time that crazy, self-righteous guy got knocked down a peg." Wayne and Raj said, observing the whole ordeal.
"Well, I'd say that was a 10 for the drama factor. But I think us three judges can collectively agree…No points!" All three of them said, a buzzer sound coming from nowhere. "Oh that's it! Now you're gonna-, then Chef came and slung Chase around his shoulder.
"You're goin' to time out! Somethin' your parents obviously never did to you." Chef said as he walked offscreen with a screaming Chase in hand. Scary Girl walked back to her team's bleachers and sat down.
"That was kinda cool." Zee said. "Yeah, him and his "Macho Complex" was driving me crazy." Millie added. "Savor this praise, recruit. With how this game changes, it could be the last you get." Axel tried to be encouraging.
"Okay, It looks like the final score for The Frogs of Death is a total of 33/60, Chase really didn't help with that. So now we'll take a short intermission, then we'll continue the competition!" Chris said before a colorful screen that had the word "Intermission" written in comic sans, popped up. "Okay we're back! So the first competitor for the Ferocious Trout is…Bowie!" Chris announced.
Then an orchestral piece (with heavy emphasis on the trombones) played as Bowie strutted out wearing a colorful outfit that screamed "stop what you're doing and look at me!" He made his way to the front of the stage, wearing a fur scarf.
Chris, (Famous Critic), and Fedora-Guy all had blank looks on their faces. Cutting to Bowie's team, they had similar expressions, except Caleb. "*sigh* Bowie, no…" He had his face in his hands as the performance continued.
"This is NOT what I expected!" (Famous Critic) said, the fur scarf landing near him. "I have no comment." Fedora-Guy said. "Maybe he'll do something amazing at the end?" Chris shrugged.
It cut back to Bowie who was now on all fours. He made a "rawr" motion, then winked to the judges. The music ended and Bowie waved to everyone. "Thank you, thank you all! I'm so happy to have performed today!" He said in a giddy tone.
"Maybe we should get on with the judging, right?" Chris suggested. "Agreed!/Agreed!" The others well…Agreed. "I will admit it had heart put behind it…It's a 3." Chris judged. "I honestly didn't like the act…But the outfit is actually pretty good. I give a 7!" Fedora-Guy also judged.
"I give it a 4…that's it." (Famous Critic) Judged. "So Bowie gets a score of 14/30. Not even halfway…Too bad." Chris commented. "Hmph, you just don't get what I was going for!" Bowie turned and strutted backstage.
"With just two more acts to go, can The Frogs of Death REALLY pull through and win this thing? Well lets find out, because now Julia's onstage!" Chris announced. Then Julia walked out wearing a blue hoodie, jean shorts, sandals, and her hair was now in a ponytail.
"Hey, what's up everyone?" Julia asked the audience. "Well this is a nostalgia trip! I know I compared her to Bridgette on day 1, but now the resemblance is almost uncanny!" Chris exclaimed. "It is pretty good if I must admit." Fedora-Guy said. "And technically she IS from a TV show, reality TV counts right?" (Famous Critic) asked.
"It can, but if so, then why'd we kick off Chase earlier?" Chris pondered. "Maybe if it's reality TV, the season they're in has to be complete in order for it to count?" Fedora-Guy suggested. "Yeah, I'm okay with that." Chris said.
Julia went on for a bit more before finishing. "That brought back some memories. Though nothing can replace the real thing, so for nostalgia alone, I give it a 5." Chris judged. "I hate to be rude, but anyone can act like Bridgette if they have the voice or a similar personality. So for that I must give you a 2." (Famous Critic) judged.
"In the grand-scheme of things, those are just normal clothes and accessories. No real thought behind them, so It's a 3 from me." Fedora-Guy judged. "So, looks like Julia got a final score of 10/30. Damien still hasn't been overthrown yet, will that last?" Chris said.
"Now with just one more competitor, if The Frogs of Death wanna win this thing, they better hope that the Ferocious Trout really suck! So now to end off this competition, it's MK!" Chris announced.
Suddenly, some stereotypical anime music played. And MK walked out wearing a sparkly pink dress with a heart in the center, and a pair of angel wings on the back. The background turned very colorful and she struck a pose which hit her team with a blast of cuteness. Then with the tune of the music, she did the same to the other team.
And finally she faced the judges and made a heart with her hands, and finishing off with a double peace-sign. It made such an impact that the kanjis for "cute" and "sparkle" appeared behind her.
After that, both teams burst into applause. MK blushed madly and immediately ran backstage. "I'm not gonna lie…That was the most adorable thing I've ever seen. It's a 10 from me." (Famous Critic) said. "*completely freaking out* "It's a definite 10!" Fedora-Guy yelled. "I can't believe that something was able to pierce my cold, dead heart…That alone deserves a 10." Chris said.
"So Mk's score was an astounding 30/30! Which leaves the Ferocious Trout's total score as…44/60, Ferocious Trout win!" Chris announced.
Everyone on the Ferocious Trout were cheering so loudly, that the judges had to leave the judging table. "So McLean, where's our money? We didn't come here for free you know." (Famous Critic) asked.
"Don't worry, it's in the mail." Chris responded with a "trustworthy" smile. It cut to a while later, MK's teammates were congratulating her. "That was so amazing! First you were like *pose* and then everyone else was like, whoooaa!" Emma excitedly said.
"Yeah, that was some good performin' you did." Caleb also complimented. "I can't take all the credit. Bowie helped me pick the dress. You should also be congratulating him." MK pointed to Bowie.
(Confessional)
Wayne- "Yeah, sometimes we don't really acknowledge Bowie due to how he acts around us. But, he's still our teammate after all. And according to MK, had a part to her winning this thing."
(Confessional End)
It cut back to The Frogs of Death, who weren't in as high of spirits. "Yep, he's in here!" Chef led them to the communal washroom and opened the door. They looked in to see Chase on the ground, struggling to get his prosthetic legs which were now on the washroom's counter.
"I'll leave you all alone, hehehe." Chef walked away. "Oh, hi everyone. Come to laugh at me? Well, it won't be funny if you do, because I don't have any-", "No one gives a sh-*bleep* that your an amputee or whatever! What we do care about is the whole "Macho Complex" you got goin' on!" Millie snapped at him.
"Yeah, and another thing, we could probably tolerate this for another challenge or two, but when you started insulting other teammates…It really went too far." Zee said.
"Grr…I knew I was the only sane person here." Chase grumbled. "Yeah about that. I'd actually like to call your own sanity into question!" Axel exclaimed. "You know what, I don't gotta deal with this! Leave me alone and let me do my thing!" Chase yelled.
"Alright then, suit yourself." Ripper said. And slowly everyone walked away. It then cut to a zoomed out view of the island, then it zoomed on the firepit where the eight members of The Frogs of Death were gathered.
"Frogs of Death, you took home silver in the Cosplay Competition. Unfortunately that means everyone here is up for elimination. Now I'm pretty sure everyone here knows who's going home, and this ceremony is basically a formality. But we're doing it nonetheless." Chris said.
"Now, if I call your name, you'll get a marshmallow. And if you don't, you have to walk down the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and you can't come back…EVER!" Chris explained.
"...Damien, Priya, Ripper, Millie, Axel, and Zee!" Chris called out, leaving only Chase and Scary Girl.
"Ferocious Trout, this is the final marshmallow of the evening. Who's gonna get it?" Chris asked in suspense.
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"Scary Girl." He finally said.
"Oh that's how it is? Well you know what? F-*bleep* y'all!" Chase exclaimed…Before Scary Girl punched him again, this time in the gut.
It cut to Chef once again carrying him, then throwing him into the boat, getting in, and driving away. "See? I didn't lie when I said it was the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet!" Chris said.
Then he motioned for the camera guy to stop recording. "Well that whole thing was a killer on me! How do people put up with this cosplaying stuff?" Chris commented as it cut back to The Frogs of Death.
They were parting ways until it stopped on Scary Girl. "It's a shame that happened to you. If you want…I'll be your friend." A voice said. Scary Girl lit up like a fresh lightbulb and hugged the individual, which was revealed to be Ripper. And he had a conniving look on his face.
(Fade to Black)
Votes:
Priya- Chase
Millie- Chase
Ripper- Chase
Damien- Chase
Axel- Chase
Chase- Scary Girl
Zee- Chase
Scary Girl- Chase
Chase- 7
Scary Girl- 1
Placements:
15: Chase
16: Nichelle
Author's Note- Post Script
And Chapter 2 comes to a close. I honestly wanted to keep Chase for just a little bit longer, but out of all the remaining characters in this version of the season,
Chase didn't really have anything going for him in terms of major story arcs, or plot points.
So if there were any Chase fans, I'm sorry he went so soon. But maybe he'll last longer in the actual season.
Also Damien's outfit was based on JTG from Cryme Tyme.
And in the meantime, look forward to the next chapter.
-MisterStevenson.