One day Uncle Phoenix went to his nephew John Phoenix.
"John Phoenix, you have to learn how to drive now," said Uncle Phoenix. "It's not fair to make other people drive you places such as the courthouse all the time."
John Phoenix got angry and red in the face and punched his Uncle in his stupid, abusive face, sending him flying across the room and through the wall.
"Uncle! You don't drive so you have no place to tell me what to do! I REFUSE to EVER get my driver's license. And if you try to make me, I will kill myself."
Uncle Phoenix got alarmed. "No, John Phoenix! You can't!"
"Then don't make me learn how to drive. I don't want to. I'd rather force other people to drive me."
"Okay, John Phoenix, you don't have to learn how to drive."
"Good." He turned to leave. "Oh, and I would never actually kill myself, I was only trying to psychologically manipulate you into giving me what I want- and it worked. That's why I am the world's greatest defense attorney and why you're Phoenix Wright."
And that's how John Phoenix learned how to drive, by NOT learning how to drive, because cars are dangerous and it makes more sense for someone else to drive for you so if they get in an accident they get in trouble, not you. THE END!