Priscilla's Heat

"Hm, so it is that time again…How very irksome."

In the fortress city of Guaral, deep within the Vollachian Empire, a lone woman stood looking out her window. Her room in the City Hall was far from luxurious, and minimalistic at best. She had not bothered to bring along decorations for her temporary residence in the Empire, but she made a mental note to seek out more appropriate accommodations nonetheless. There was no reason her stay in this country should be an uncomfortable one.

The night outside was like any other in the Empire: humid, warm, and eventful. She was supposed to be in the Empire only to discover who wanted her dead, but now she found herself wrapped up in this coup.

What a mess. And to top it off…

This was something she had grown accustomed to, and yet the timing could not be worse. She owed it to her mother's demi-human blood, and there was nothing that could be done to avoid it.

See, those with demi-human blood tend to have a heat season, and Priscilla Barielle was no exception.

It was a pain to deal with, but she could keep it in check. Her room in the Barielle manor had a drawer with all the right "tools" for this situation. This room in Guaral, however, did not.

That put a severe dent in her plans.

She needed to find a way to solve this situation as soon as possible. Wandering around in that state was hardly a good idea, especially in Vollachia. Besides, she was not in her best…state of mind, whenever this happened.

Not that long ago, when this first happened, she ordered all of her male servants to leave her alone, and they had dutifully obeyed. Now, she only had Al with her, and he was off doing who-knows-what, leaving Priscilla to deal with this by herself. So much for being his employer.

Ah…but there was someone else. Truth be told, she had almost forgotten him again.

Natsuki Subaru was to blame for this. The half-elf's "knight" that had so brazenly kissed her - groped her chest even! - and left without another word to her! He was responsible for the predicament she found herself in now, and he would fix it one way or another.

Even if she had to drag him by the ear to do so.

To say today had been incredibly stressful would have been an understatement.

In Subaru's eyes, today had been nothing short of disastrous. His master plan, which had been created to avoid casualties in Guaral, was ruined thanks to the arrival of that Divine General. Several people lay dead or wounded thanks to her surprise attack. If it had not been for Priscilla's timely intervention…

And then, as if that was not enough, the baroness had forgotten all about who he was! That whole exchange had been mortifying—and, truthfully, a bit exciting. He might not admit he was proud of what happened in the heat of the moment, but he was willing to live with it nonetheless.

It was what happened afterwards that left him in tatters. Five words had hurt him, wounded him, more than any injury he had ever received up until then.

"Because, you're not a hero"

Through all that he suffered, he had clung to that ideal for his sake, for his sanity, and it had been wrenched from him so suddenly, without any warning—

What was he to do now?

Al told him to become a hero, to go against what the others—what Rem herself—had said, and to achieve that goal, but how was he to do that? He had his goal in mind, but it would take far more than that to achieve it.

Dejectedly, he shuffled down the hallway while looking down at the hard floor beneath his feet. A sigh escaped his lips. Today was just the beginning of a long journey. There was a road ahead of him, and he would have to follow it to the end no matter what came up.

It was his responsibility.

It was his burden.

How pathetic would he have looked, dragging himself down the hallway in that ridiculous songstress outfit? His makeup had mostly run off, which meant he had another hour-long application session to look forward to.

He brought his hands to his face as he slid down the wall, sitting against it. He could really use a minute or two (or a few hundred) to himself in his room. Maybe he could clear his head a moment and get some rest, though the latter sounded like too much to ask for.

Just as he rubbed his eyes, a familiar haughty voice spoke, "What a deplorable sight. And here mineself thought you were finally worth remembering."

Subaru looked up, feeling mild surprise at seeing Priscilla standing over him. She had changed out of her classic blood-red dress, and was now clad in a loose red nightgown. After what had happened between them earlier, he wouldn't have been surprised if she steered clear of him for a long while. "What…? What are you doing here?"

The crimson baroness scowled and crossed her arms under her chest, her face looking slightly flushed. "As if that even needs an answer."

When she did not say anything else, Subaru looked left, then right. The hallway was empty save for the two of them. He scratched the back of his head. "Look, if this is about that kiss—"

"This has nothing to do with that, commoner." she scoffed. After a moment of delay, she continued, "Actually, mineself will admit it has something to do with that, but this matter is of far greater importance." There was a dangerous glint in her ruby eyes as she finished, "You will discuss it with mineself in private. Now."

Last time Subaru "discussed" something in private with her, he got his fake chest fondled, and the time before that he got a kick to the chin. Safe to say, with the kind of day he was having, it might as well be the latter again. "Can it wait? Preferably until this Chaosflame thing is over?"

"No." she replied with a harder tone, "You will come with me, either voluntarily or otherwise. It will do you no good to refuse mineself's command. As the one responsible for this situation, it is up to you to fix it."

"Wait, wha—"

That was as far as he got before the fiery matriarch grabbed him by the wrist and pulled him up to his feet, not giving him any time to catch his footing before dragging him down the hallway. She was keeping an air of superiority, like always, but it was clear she was in a hurry.

"Hey, wait!" Subaru called out in vain, his words seemingly going unheard by the baroness. "Where are we going!? Hey! Slow down!"

Despite his requests, Priscilla did not slow down, keeping up a hurried pace—more of a run than a walk—as she dragged him down the maze-like halls of the City Hall, only stopping in front of a door after turning enough corners to leave him dizzy. In an almost instantaneous movement, she jammed a key into the lock and opened the door, all but shoving Subaru inside before entering and closing the door behind her.

It took Subaru a moment to catch his breath and get his bearings, but in that moment, he took a look around, examining Priscilla's room.

Despite being the baroness' lodging, the room certainly lacked her usual over-the-top opulent decor. It was cozy, definitely, but that was about it. The room had little more than a bed on the opposite side of the room right below a window, and a desk between the door and the closet directly to their right. In the usual Vollachian style, it valued function over form: Subaru doubted anyone would be happy to spend a night in this confined cube-like room…and it was common knowledge Priscilla was more vocal than anyone when it came to voicing her displeasure with something.

Subaru stood near the desk, only a step from the door, but he knew better than to try to defy the scarlet lady's orders when she was in a fury like this. He might get a kick in the chin, but if he tried to run he could get something far worse. After a second of indecision, he accepted his fate and pulled the desk's chair back so he could take a seat.

"So are you going to tell me what this is about? Or are you just gonna—ah." Right when Subaru was starting to put his foot down and demand answers, he looked up to see Priscilla holding the door closed with a few new features he certainly didn't remember seeing in her before. "I'm gonna guess it has something to do with that."

In addition to her uncharacteristically flushed face, Priscilla was now sporting a pair of fox ears atop her head and nine fluffy tails just above her rear, all of them as orange as her hair. The fox ears were cute as hell, but what caught Subaru's attention most was her butt, her newly-formed tails lifting the hem of her red nightdress to put her sizable rump on full display.

"Be silent!" she snapped, turning her blushing face to meet Subaru's awestruck gaze, "This is your fault, which means you're going to be the one to fix it!"

"Me!? What the hell do you expect me to—*MMPH*!" Before Subaru could finish his question, Priscilla had closed the gap between them and pressed her lips against his for the second time tonight. She pulled back after a few seconds of passion-filled making out, satisfied with unleashing some of her pent-up lust through kissing…for now.

"Call it a…curse. One that mineself has managed to deal with, until you made it start earlier than I had anticipated!" She leaned in to kiss him again, taking a few moments to refresh his taste upon her tongue before pulling back. "Therefore, I demand that you claim responsibility for your hedonistic actions and finish what you started!" She was holding his cheeks as she shouted at him, breathing heavily against his face.

"Wh…What do you want me to do?" Subaru was trembling, his fragile mental state only worsening by being yelled at by such an intimidating woman over something he knew next to nothing about. Priscilla noticed the pain in his eyes and the fear that made his pulse erratic, so through her domineering personality and the haze of her horniness, she took a breath to calm her own nerves.

"You can start by mixing that powder into the water, then drink it." Priscilla spoke as calmly as she could as she parted a hand from his face to point at the small portion of dark-green powder sitting on the desk. It sat in a small pile within some folded paper beside a small glass of water and a tea stirrer.

"...What is it?"

"So long as you weren't planning on siring any children within the next week to ten days, it's nothing to concern yourself with. Just drink it." Subaru shrugged his shoulders and decided to follow the current chain of command, which unfortunately made this particularly foxy Priscilla his new boss. Imagine…

Subaru mixed the powder into the water until it was fully blended together, took an experimental sip, and ignored the bitter flavor as he downed the rest of it.

"Okay, that's done. Now what?"

"Now," Priscilla put both her hands to Subaru's fake cleavage and ripped his songstress outfit open, ruining it beyond salvage in a single motion, "we get to the fun part!" She let the stuffing that supported "Natsumi's" chest fall to the floor, then took hold of his wig and sent it to join the shreds of clothing below. Now that he appeared more masculine from the waist up, she shifted her concerns to what he had below his waist, demonstrating her impatience by trying to yank the rest of his dress out from him even as he remained seated.

"H-hey, hold on!" Subaru reflexively shoved her hands away, something he knew in the back of his mind that he ought not do, but he couldn't stop himself from demanding some personal space. "Can you at least let me take my own clothes off instead of tearing into them like some wild animal!?" At first Priscilla seemed annoyed with his particular choice of words, especially given the circumstances, but when his question settled in her mind, she put a hand up to cover her smiling mouth.

"You wish to strip for me?" Priscilla's many tails wagged excitedly behind her. "How very controversial…yet so brave~." She pushed herself away from him so she could make her way to the far end of the room, making sure to swish her butt and tails side to side a little more than necessary, then crawled atop her bed for the night. She reached out for one of many throw pillows to rest her head upon as she lounged atop the fine purple sheets, lowering her eyelids as she sized up her imminent mate. "Well? Don't keep me waiting~."

Subaru had stood up in the time it took her to recline on her bed, but when she called out to him in that low, sultry voice, his legs almost gave out from under him. However, his fear of disappointing Priscilla exceeded how hot he was getting for her, so he remained standing. He wiggled his butt out of what remained of his songstress outfit while Priscilla watched, rubbing her soft thighs together as he did. Subaru made a mental reminder to seek out an alternate Natsumi outfit before he had to leave tomorrow.

When the last of his clothes hit the floor, Subaru covered his chest and stiffening groin with each hand, feeling extra bashful in front of someone so much more attractive than himself. Priscilla took a few moments to look him over up and down, then reached out her hand and curled a finger to beckon him closer. He took shaky steps towards her, nervously approaching the extra-fuzzy Sun Princess until he was close enough for her to grab his arm and pull Subaru into bed with her, immediately kissing all over his face and grinding against his leg.

"So…How should we star—WHOA!" Priscilla cut him off by removing herself from his leg to lift it and the other one up until his ankles were dangling above his head, his hands thrown back behind him while he layed in this degrading position. If he were any less flexible, this position would've hurt like hell, but compared to all the pain he had endured over the past year and a half, this was more akin to a good stretch. Although he really wished Priscilla didn't have a front row seat to view his ass.

Subaru felt his legs being gently constricted by Priscilla's new fox tails, relinquishing the need for her to use her hands to hold him in place as she positioned herself above him. While she allowed her prehensile appendages to work in her favor, she slipped out of her red nightdress and tossed it aside, revealing her bountiful, bare breasts in all their naked glory. Now that her hands were free, she put one hand to his cheek to make sure he was looking directly at her, and the other to his erect penis to line it up with her glistening labia, solidifying her Amazon position. Since they were in Vollachia, would it technically be the Shudrak position? He hardly had time to think about it as Priscilla seemed ready to penetrate herself.

"W-Wait!" Subaru cried out, putting a hand atop the one she had against his cheek, gazing into her scarlet eyes with a pleading expression. "I…I-I'm a virgin…" he shamefully admitted, "Please be gentle?" This confession made Priscilla's thumping heart do a backflip in her chest, falling head over heels for this pathetic excuse for the cutest man she had ever laid eyes upon.

"Worry not, mineself is pure as well. But," she let her weight drop a few inches, letting the tip of his penis penetrate her dripping folds, making Subaru's mouth slowly open into a silent scream, "mineself absolutely refuses to be gentle~!" That was the only warning he got before she dropped down completely, taking Subaru's entire length in a single swift motion.

Between her strong body and frequent self-pleasure sessions, combined with her annual heat cycle, there was no resistance nor blood when Subaru bore through her vaginal tunnel and bumped against her cervix. There was only the pleasure of the first mind-numbing orgasm that Priscilla would enjoy tonight, her first experience with a genuine cock more than enough to make her madly convulse upon her first thrust against him.

Subaru meanwhile was having quite the roller-coaster of a time. First he was scared, then he was horny, then he was scared again, horny again, and now he just lost his virginity to a girl so pent-up that she came almost instantly. He knew that him cumming too soon was far different from her doing it, so he focused what little concentration he could spare into trying to hold back his own orgasm. But with her searing-hot walls constricting him around all sides, delivering unto him pleasures that were nothing more than a fantasy before today, it was an uphill battle.

When she calmed down enough to move, she started bouncing up and down on his cock, her juicy ass slamming against his while holding back just enough so that her brute strength didn't accidentally shatter his pelvis. Using her powerful core and the convenience of her numerous tails, Priscilla leaned down to kiss her sexual outlet with all the savagery of the pent-up princess that she was, all while she continued to rub away at her clit. She was cumming around his dick with every other drop of her hips, biting his lower lip and his tongue every time she came.

Subaru's fortitude began to wane after a while, a simple man was only able to hold out for so long, after all. It felt so emasculating to cum into a girl for the first time in such an outrageous position, but it's not like anything else during his time in Vollachia had been going how he wanted anyway. He bucked his hips against hers and threw his arms around her neck, lifting himself so that the back of his shoulders alone were pressing into the bed and supporting his weight.

Upon receiving the primal satisfaction of a man cumming directly into her womb, Priscilla shuddered with her most powerful orgasm yet, her legs buckling from the severity of her release. The tightness of her flexing walls only made Subaru cum harder, and his pulsing cock only extended her orgasm even further, creating a seemingly endless cycle of bliss.

After a minute or so, they both began to die down, Priscilla's stance and hold on his legs both weakening to the point where Subaru's body was allowed to lay flat and she collapsed on top of him. Her slightly-swollen breasts pressed against his abs as she nuzzled her face into his chest, enjoying the erratic rhythm of his heartbeat while she caught her breath.

While Subaru was contemplating the choices he had made in life that led him up to the very moment, Priscilla climbed off him and started crawling backwards towards the foot of the bed. Subaru gathered what little strength he could to sit up and used his arms for support, which almost gave out at the incredible sight before him.

Priscilla was on her hands and knees presenting her ass to him, a hand dipping between her plump thighs to spread her juicy lips for him, showing off her bright pink color. Above her round ass were her many tails formed into the shape of a heart, four fluffy tails curving on each side to make the symbol of love, the leftover ninth tail curling at him as if to beckon him closer. When his eyes locked with hers, he couldn't help but to fall for her tomato-red face, her begging, pleading stare, and her adorable fox ears that lay flat along her head in submission.

"Please…" Priscilla moaned as she wiggled her butt at him, doing everything she could to make him claim her.

She got exactly what she wanted when Subaru's newfound vigor gave him the vitality to get hard once again, following the hypnotic sway of her hips until his cock hotdogged between her buttcheeks, giving them both the satisfaction of grinding against one another while her found his grip on her hips. Even after Subaru had properly positioned himself they continued to rub their groins against each other, enjoying the mild relief until it wasn't enough anymore. Priscilla in particular was pushing herself against him almost hard enough to push him backwards, signifying her desire to get to the real deal as soon as humanly (or inhumanly) possible.

Subaru penetrated her to his base with little to no effort, but the real struggle was pulling out from her warm, vice-like hold. It took him more than twice as much energy to pull out than to push in, which made him grunt and moan with every exertion, gripping her hips so that he didn't knock her out of place. Priscilla meanwhile had her nails tearing into the sheets, gripping them with all her might as she got properly railed for the first time, finally scratching that itch she always had but could never reach. Every time he left her slick tunnel it felt like her world was ending, but when he put it back in she could feel life returning to her, every muscle in her body reacting to the ecstasy that toys just couldn't replicate.

'This girl is gonna run me into the ground!' Subaru thought to himself as he continued to plow away, realizing that he was fighting a losing battle. There was no way he was going to out-last a woman of her caliber, especially not while she was hopped up with all this demi-human adrenaline. He feared that he would be a withered husk of a man by the time she was done with him, drained of all his valuable resources and left out to dry as Priscilla smirked that damn cocky smile of hers.

After all he had been through, there was no way he was going to allow himself to be used for the sake of others again! So he knew what he had to do.

"Sorry about this, Priscilla-san!" Giving her the simplest of honorifics to make up for what he was about to do, Subaru moved his hands from her hips, moving one forward to caress one of her hefty breasts, and sliding the other up just enough for him to weave his fingers through the base of her nine fox tails. Without any sort of warning, Subaru took three of her sensitive tails in his hand, gripped them tightly, and gave them a nice hard YANK, making Priscilla jump and straighten her back.

"AAAANNGGHHHH!" Priscilla wailed, emptying her lungs with her primal cry of pain and pleasure. It was a good thing that Vollachian architecture was soundproof by default (that way any room could become a torture room), otherwise the entire building would have heard her wails of passion. Part of her wanted to tear his throat out for performing such a disrespectful maneuver, but the part of her that desired release from her heat cycle wanted him to pull even harder! Then again, defiling her body more than what was requested was a punishable offense, one that she would be more than happy to execu—

*NOM*

"—AH!" In another brazen act of romance, Subaru used Priscilla's new upright position to lean in and lightly chomp down on one of her new fox ears, her back arching and eyes widening as her entire body trembled in delight. Between getting fucked in her pussy, having her tit groped, her tails being pulled, and her sensitive ears being nibbled on, Priscilla stood no chance against the onslaught of sensations that Subaru was dishing out to her.

It turns out that Priscilla didn't know what 'cumming hard' really meant until Subaru hit the right combination of buttons that set off the most powerful series of chain-reaction orgasms of her entire life (so far). This made Subaru for the second time tonight, once again stoking the heat in Priscilla's loins as he unknowingly renewed her animalistic breeding urges. Her legs spasmed as she tried squeezing her knees together, her arms reached back so that she could rake her nails against his soft skin, and her eyes and mouth were wide open, staring out at nothing while nothing more than a weak whimper left her lips.

Subaru held her in that position to keep her in a state of constant climax, continuing to hump against her as he switched up which breast he decided to fondle, sometimes dipping his hand down to rub at her clit to give her an extra kick. Every ten seconds or so he would switch up which ear he decided to bite, then grabbed a new bundle of tails to give them a sharp tug as well, making her whine, croon, and shake her ass against him, all different ways through which she was subconsciously begging for more. Priscilla would do anything to keep herself in this perpetual state of euphoria, desperate to keep it going for as long as her body would allow, and Subaru seemed more than complicit to grant her that wish.

It was only after several minutes of bone-shaking, muscle-quaking, skin-tingling orgasms that Priscilla finally started to calm down, her fluffy tails drooping from how worn out she was. Her entire body slumped against his from the exhaustion, her drawn-out orgasm marathon being just the thing she needed to finally satiate her carnal hunger to mate. Subaru, after exerting himself quite a lot himself, fell back from her added weight and landed on his back. Priscilla instinctively wrapped her arms around his torso and used his toned chest as a pillow, then very quickly fell asleep on top of him.

"You gotta be—Ugh…" Subaru lamented his current situation. He had performed the deed that had been demanded of him, but now he found himself unable to leave her rock-solid hold! Even while asleep and fatigued, Priscilla's strength far exceeded Subaru's. No matter how hard he shoved against her arms or her face, she refused to budge, and if anything she tightened her hug to the point where it felt like she could break something, so he gave up and accepted his fate.

Looking up to the pillows at the headboard, he decided to make those his target, using his few arm muscles that remained functioning to drag both him and the clingy baroness to a proper place to pass out for the night. Crawling while severely debilitated was so much easier in video games where all you had to do was press a couple of buttons, but in real life it felt like it would actually be the death of him.

Eventually he reached his goal, collapsing into some of the many throw pillows in relief, happy that this crazy, messed-up day was finally at an end. Priscilla nuzzled her cheek against his pecs and smiled, warming Subaru's heart a bit and undoing some of the recent damage that was done to it. It wasn't much, but it was a start.

Subaru sighed and resigned himself to sleep, using the very last bit of his willpower to snake his arms around Priscilla to hold him tighter against his chest. The last sensations he remembered before falling unconscious were the warm feeling of her tails wrapping around his back to hold him in place, and the sight of the beautiful vixen that was snuggling up to him as if he was her everything.

The small window above their bed faced the rising sun, so the two Lugnican nobles were among the first of the day to feel its warmth. Subaru was the first to sit awake, the light in his eyes promising him that today was no longer yesterday, which would go down as one of the worst and most confusing days of his life. Even if Priscilla's skin felt like heaven against his, he knew that this was nothing more than a fling in her eyes, just a means to serve her own ends. Now that it was morning, he remembered that the Chaosflame expedition would be set to depart soon, so he shook Priscilla a couple times to try and gently nudge her awake.

"Priscilla?" He shook her a little harder. "Priscilla? It's morning, time to get u—*GUUUHHH*!" A swift stomp-like kick against his chest not only knocked the wind out of him, but also sent him flying out of bed and tumbling across the floor with the purple bed sheets wrapping around him until he looked like a tightly-bound Greek scholar. When Subaru stopped being dizzy, he looked up to see the Bloody Bride awake, on her feet, and still just as naked as she was the night before. Her arms were crossed beneath her impressive chest, her angered stare was fixed solely on him, and Subaru frowned when he realized that her adorable fox ears and tails from last night had completely vanished.

"You there, commoner! Explain yourself this instant!" She used one arm to point at him accusingly, still using the other to support her large chest rather than attempt to cover it. "What were you doing in mine bedchambers? Do you think yourself so high and mighty to be worthy of being my betrothed, or did you simply wish to sample a taste of the world's most beautiful woman before I end your pathetic excuse of an existence?"

"Hey you invited me here, remember?" She tapped her bare foot against the stone floor. "You had fox ears and tails, you told me it was my fault so you told me to 'take responsibility'. Sound familiar?" Priscilla took a break from looking at him and gazed off to the side, putting a finger to her chin as she tried to recollect the events of the prior night. "Oh come on, don't tell me you forgot who I was again!" Priscilla squinted her eyes as he spouted his nonsense, trying to recall the identity of the annoying manlet before her, until she finally pulled a key memory.

"Ah, you're that crossdressing fool who works for my brother, yes?"

"...That's all you remember!?" Subaru was equally enraged and flabbergasted. Even after all they had done together, even after losing their virginities to each other, Priscilla still couldn't be bothered to commit his name or identity to memory. He wanted to be angry at her so bad, but there was no way that would end well for him, so he kept his mouth shut before he said something he would regret.

"Ahem." Priscilla cleared her throat. "Well then. Mineself recruited your assistance to deal with my specific…'problem', and you performed your services adequately. Never breathe a word of this to anyone, and that will be all I require from you." She put a hand out to make a shooing motion, wishing him to leave her sight. "You may leave."

"Leave? Like this?" Subaru wiggled loose from his blanket wrap enough to rise to his knees and pull an arm out to gesture at his ridiculous appearance. "Could you at least give me a robe or something to wear? I mean the blanket is okay, but it's only one step removed from being butt-ass—YIPE!" Before Subaru could list his complaints, Priscilla threw her fists to her sides and started marching towards him with a look in her eyes that said "GET OUT." Not wanting to find out what she would do to him when she got within grabbing range, Subaru hopped to his feet and shuffled over to the door as fast as he could. He opened it and quickly rushed through before slamming it shut behind him, cutting off what could have been a very violent eviction.

Subaru took a few steps away from the door and fell to his knees to catch his breath and calm his rapidly-beating heart. However, it was all for naught when he heard the door to Priscilla's room open again, making his blood run cold in fear of another reprimand. What he feared was another scolding or direct confrontation, but what he instead got was a slender arm sticking out through the cracked door just enough to throw his Natsumi wig right at his face, after which the door closed shut for good. Subaru grumbled, realizing that he also had to get back into makeup and find a new outfit to wear, when he suddenly felt eyes on him.

He turned to see Al, Medium, Tarrita, and Abel walking as a group, likely meeting up before their mutual departure from the walled city. Al's face was unreadable given his helmet, Medium and Taritta looked as if they were holding back smiles, and of course Abel had no reaction whatsoever.

"We're leaving soon. Be ready." Abel explained coldly as he continued to lead the group past the half naked Subaru, not asking nor caring about Subaru's relationship with his sister. He had a throne to reclaim, so there was no time for idle dawdling.

"I'm gonna need like an hour or so to get my Natsumi outfit together."

"You have thirty minutes and not a second more. Get a move on."

"Nnnngg…" Subaru grumbled to himself, clenching his fist at Abel's uncaring attitude, something he and his sister seemed to share. It was already bad enough that he had to apply makeup, find a new outfit, and take a several-day excursion for a rebellion he didn't care for, but now he had to deal with this guy's attitude as well. Subaru could've sworn that if he didn't just punch his V-card with that guy's sister, he would've held his sour attitude against him, but since he still had the residual pride that came with losing one's virginity, Subaru let it go.

After all, it's not like all his problems in Vollachia were going to be solved by titty groping and sleeping around with beautiful fox women…

Right?

AN: Huge shoutout to SandwichSage for writing the smut, because I'm terrible at it. This collab was definitely fun to make!

We named this fic "Do Crabs Think Fish Can Fly?" while writing it because it took us a good while to come up with a genuinely good title haha. Priscilla may not be a foxgirl biologically but she remains one in my heart.

Endless thanks to ZeroBarto for the Fox Priscilla art! Check out his art because it's amazing!