"GIVE HER DEATH!"

People were gathered around the High Court of America calling for someone's execution. That person was the infamous author, J.P. Rowling. She was infamous for writing a garbage story that kept stealing the top spot of fanfiction dot net's Ace Attorney section and it was going on too long.

But that's not what they really hated her for. If that were enough, everyone on the entire site except us brave and oppressed John Phoenix fans would be arrested and executed. No, you see, J.P. Rowling was guilty of the sin of hating John Phoenix.

"N-NO! I DON'T HATE JOHN PHOENIX!" she was driven to tears and had to resort to this obvious lie.

"LIAR!" said Guy Eldoon. "I have a screenshot of you saying you hate gay people and John Phoenix!" said Guy Eldoon, and then he played his harmonica.

"I hate John Phoenix too, and even I gotta admit you're pretty extreme about it," said Dylan Fitchar.

"DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH!" shouted the citizens of Khura'in.

J.P. Rowling began sobbing.

"OBJECTION!" shouted someone.

"Who dares object?" said Frank Sahwit.

"I do!" said Phoenix Wright?!

"Wright! What A!" said Kyle Hyde.

"J.P. Rowling deserves a fair trial!" said Phoenix.

"SHUT UP!" shouted the mob.

"No. Everyone deserves a chance to turn over a new leaf. That's why we should instead imprison her and force her to read The Adventures of John Phoenix over and over until she can see the appeal of it."

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF YOUR NEPHEW EXECUTE HIM TOO!"

"He's right."

"WHAT!"

For a moment everyone was even more outraged... until they found the source of the voice.

Everyone gasped.

It was John Phoenix! He walked in with light coming out of his head like in pictures of Jesus.

"A lawyer's job isn't finding the truth, but defending his clients!" said John Phoenix.

"Wha- but that's the opposite of what you said in HoboSix's last story!" said the judge.

John Phoenix shrugged. "Changed my mind."

"Th-Thank youuuu!" J.P. Rowling cried tears of happiness so much that she became a John Phoenix fan.

And that is why everyone deserves a second chance.

Epilogue

After the trial J.P. Rowling committed crimes against trans people so her second chance was wasted and she went to jail.

End