Firebird: A translation of an insane AI generated story

by JSToast

Shepard is revived by a mysterious entity that forces him to sign a contract to continue living, but in return, he controls every aspect of his life. Now its a wild ride that never ends, with magic, irradiated monsters, and death never being the end. (This story's concept is entirely generated via an AI, which is why its weird as shit.)

1. Prologue: Why its so strange

Why hello friends, this story is based off of an AI generated piece of shit I made. It went off the rails and started including stuff like Fallout and Skyrim. So I thought, why not publish it, it'd make for a good laugh. It takes place after the final battle of 3, with the reapers being defeated and Cerberus on the retreat. So without further ado, enjoy the ensuing shit show.