(The episode begins with an exhausted Snap walking into Nickelodeon.)
Penny: Good afternoon, Snap.
(Snap sighs and passes out face-first on the floor)
Rudy: AAH!
(Snap gets up to brush himself off)
Rudy: Are you okay?
Snap: I'm fi--Aaah... AH... AHHH-- CHOOOOO!!!
Penny: Sounds like a cold to me.
Snap: In your dreams. I don't have a cold. It's the Chalk Flu.
Penny: It is?
Snap: It's similar to the common cold, but it affects the male main characters.
Rudy: So I can catch it?
Snap: Yep. I better rest up for the episode back at Curious George. (walks offscreen)
Rudy: I'll be there! (runs after Snap)
Penny: Rudy!
(crossfade to Snap laying in bed, already asleep. Rudy smiles a little, notices he has woken up way too early and decides to rest his eyes for a bit. Ripple transitions to the two waking up in Bikini Bottom, only to see their gender-bent versions of themselves. )
Ruby: Hey, Rudy.
Rudy: (blushing) H-Hello, Ruby.
Snap: Who are you two?
Ruby: I'm Ruby, and this is Scarlett.
Scarlett: It's an honor.
Snap: (flustered) I didn't know you and...
Scarlett: Ruby are best friends? I understand the fact that Ruby herself has a boyfriend.
Snap: Then why is Rudy blushing and...? (gasps) Rudy has a girlfriend?!
Scarlett: Well? What'd you expect?
Snap: She is friends with someone I know!
Scarlett: The two at least don't know that I used to love being single.
Snap: (clears throat) Could we possibly be best friends?
Scarlett: Wait, what? (punches Snap's arm) Dude! I said single as in romantically!
Snap: Romantically? (faints)
Scarlett: Snap? Snap?
(cross ripple effect back to reality, where Snap is muttering something quietly. He wakes up and smiles)
Snap: I can breathe again! YES!!!
Rudy: What's going on?
Snap: I recovered, Rudy!
Rudy: (raspy) Great for you.
Snap: You okay, bucko?
Rudy: Just a tiny sore throat...(wince)...and a headache.
Snap: Come on. Let's take you to the doctor.
(They walk offscreen as we see Lincoln and Clyde walking to school, only for a portal to pop up as Linka and Claire walk out of it.)
Linka: Is that what I look like if I were a boy?
Lincoln: Is that what I look like if I were a girl?
Claire: Why are you so susceptible?
Linka: Claire, you have no idea.
(end chords)