Mina Ashido was out for revenge. The pink woman was not going to do something harmful but she needed to make sure the level of petty could challenge Bakugo when Midoriya tries to talk to him.
Pranks were not something new to the bakusquad. Kirishima, Kaminari, and Mina herself were the big three to go to war with one another.
Stupid things that would be laughed off in good fun. However, as the pranks got more and more one-upped than the other, they soon took on an annoying sense.
Mina was sure her plan was going to work. It had been a whole month of no pranks, leaving it the perfect timing. Just enough to feel comfortable and then boom. It would be like Blasty when he is awoken from his grandpa-like bedtime.
"I am just saying, it took me hours to clean the glitter bomb off the floor," Mina ranted to Hanta and Denki.
She knew they needed something big, something worth it, however, with their schedules, it was nearly a joke. It was the back and forth no one wanted but everyone got. The Bakusquad were all down for a bit of pranking, even Bakugo helped out a few times.
This time was only slightly different. They were all busy, with it being their last year in the dorms Mina wanted to take advantage of having her best friends under the same roof while it lasted.
She knew they would still be best friends after they graduated and that they would still have monthly movie nights, but she also didn't want to take any time with her besties for granted.
So she brought in the big guns. Mina got up and opened the door inviting in the brunette. It might not be so bad getting someone outside of their squad to help. A fresh set of eyes maybe.
Mina took her seat on her bed again, Hanta laying on the other end in the mass of blankets Denki brought with him then left on the bed when he inevitably ended up sitting on the floor.
"So you want me to help you prank Kirishima?" Ochako questioned taking a seat at the desk.
Mina grinned. "Not just any prank, it's payback."
"Yeah, don't let the golden retriever energy fool you. He dyed all my underwear pink!" Denki screeched.
Hanta sighed. "That was you."
"Huh?" Denki whipped his head around to meet Hanta's exasperated look.
"Denks you forgot to add a color guard sheet to the washer," Mina explained. "However, Kiri did the prank with your lights, remember?"
"Oh, yeah." Denki nodded. "I had no power in my dorm room for a week and thought it was just me because when I'd tell Dadzawa about it the power would work again."
"And he threw a glitter bomb in my room," Mina informed the woman for good measure.
"Wow, that doesn't really sound like him," Ochako muttered more to herself than anyone else.
The bakusquad shrugged as if sharing the same brain cell, and if asked, Bakugo would say that they probably were.
"Right, but he is best friends with Bakubro," Mina commented as if that made perfect sense.
Mina knew since starting at U.A. that Bakugo had changed a lot. His grumpy nature wasn't him being an asshole like Mina had once thought. Instead, it was just how the explosive blond showed his feelings.
"Why don't you ask Bakugo to help you then?" Ochako asked.
"Well, we have but he just ends up telling Kiri or telling us he doesn't have time so if you're interested we could just get them both. They always leave the dorms at seven on Fridays," Mina informed them.
"It is scary how much you know about people's schedules," Denki commented.
"Thank you," Mina cheered. "Now back to business. Who is in?"
Hanta got off the bed. "I can't, I promised to take Roki to get boba and make out with him in front of his dad."
"Boo you whore," Mina commented. "But have fun on your date, and pissing Endeavor off."
Hanta nodded and with that, there were three.
Or at least she hoped there would be three. Mina knew Denki was in, it was a given at this point and he would have some of the best commentaries if they did manage to get Bakugo in this prank as well.
Ochako seemed to think about it for a moment and Mina knew she needed to win her over before it was too late.
"Okay I know Kiri is super nice most of the time, but the prank isn't really mean—annoying, yes—but I am just saying it is for fun and there will be no hard feelings I promise," Mina added.
"Tell me the plan and I might agree," Ochako finally answered.
Denki grinned knowing just as well as Mina did, that it might as well have been a "yes" at this point.
Denki laid upside down on Mina's bed now that Hanta left and listened to the plan as Mina and him had been going over.
They had taken the time to plan out everything this time. They were going to do something like filling up his socks and underwear with shaving cream but it seemed too messy for them not to get caught right away.
Then they tried to think petty.
Denki was the one to suggest something with the hair gel he used every day. And it was Mina who suggested they tamper with his color-protecting shampoo and conditioner. Instead of helping keep the red tones in his hair, it would slowly darken it to a nice purple.
"So that's all?" Ochako asked. "That seems tame for you two."
"For the most part yeah." Mina nodded then shrugged. "I mean we were going to get little plastic babies and put them around his room like we did for Bakugo, but Kiri likes them. It wouldn't get the right level and paranoia of still finding them even though it's been a year and five months," Mina added with a glint of mischief in her eyes.
"I put one in each of his hero boots and thought he was going to blast himself away from them," Denki chuckled.
Okay, maybe they were being mean, but she was okay with it. She knew they would get her back and it would start the cycle all over again. Since Middle School, she and Kiri had a bit of a prank war. When they were kids it was quite common for them to go back and forth with jumpscares so bad the other would cry. This time was no different. Stupid but effective pranks or scares were fun.
"Fine, but I am not going to do anything else?" Ochako asked. "I don't need Iida getting news of this and telling me 'that is not what classmates do to each other' again."
"Oh, my gods you got that speech too?!" Mina laughed before answering the question. "And that is all we would be doing, just some good old middle school pranks."
"Okay then," Ochako agreed. "Where and when do we meet?"
"Elevator, as soon as Bakugo and Kirishima come down. We should have two hours to do everything."
"Perfect, I will get the new shampoo and conditioner from Momo then," Ochako nodded with a hint of an evil smile.
"One more thing," Denki grinned. "Welcome to the dark side."
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As promised, Ochako managed to get the things that they needed for the prank. And just as Mina had said they would, Bakugo and Kirishima were walking out of the elevator at 19:00 exactly.
"You are scary you pink bitch," Denki said in amazement.
"Obviously," Mina grinned.
She made eye contact with Ochako before going to the elevator. Denki would follow along getting off on a different floor and then take the stairs.
Ochako would follow after that until they were all outside the red door that was themed in a mix of all of their hero merch along with a bunch of Crimson Riot merch.
"Customizing the doors was a good idea in theory," Denki commented.
When Denki went to unlock the door Ochako stopped him looking slightly worried. Rightfully so when Denki let go of the doorknob Ochako sighed. He had a method of using his quirk to help overpower the electronic locks.
Ochako pushed him to the side. "Just give me a hair clip."
Denki looked at her confused then to Mina who looked mildly surprised at the whole ordeal.
"What makes you think that I—"
Mina cut him off and took the clip Denki had in his bangs. She had no care about the complaints of the blond nor did she care that Denki now had to keep his bangs tucked behind his ear.
"Rude!" Denki gasped.
"Get your thong out of my ass," Mina said dismissively.
"Ha!" Denki replied smugly. "I don't even know what that means!"
"Okay done," Ochako cut them off as she pushed open the door.
"Holy shit," Mina said, impressed.
They all followed into the room, shutting the door behind them before getting to work. Mina grabbed the backpack Ochako brought with them. While Denki got the shampoo bottles and emptied them into reusable containers for when the prank was called off. They all knew how much Kirishima's hair products cost him and they were not that mean.
"His room really suits him," Ochako commented looking up at the muscle clock.
"The den of manliness," Denki informed her.
They took their time knowing they had an hour or so to work. Once the shampoo and conditioner were switched out they were left to other pranks they could pull and while Ochako tried to talk them out of it she gave in and helped them.
First, they moved everything in Bakugo's room a little to the left. Mina knew just how much that would bother him and gave no shits about it. It was what he got for the time he baked for them and instead of the chocolate chip cookie she thought she was eating he informed her—after she ate it that it had freeze-dried cricket legs in it.
Nope, she was not bitter about it.
Not at all.
They were in the middle of switching out the beds, Kirishima's already set in Bakugo's room while Ochako slowly moved Bakugo's bed into Kirishima's room when Denki's phone was ringing.
"Kami's phone, the bitches and bros master speaking~" Denki answered.
Mina was used to it by now but Ochako almost sent the bed out the balcony at the electric blond's way of answering his phone.
"Stop answering the phone that way when it's me. Anyway, man. Bakugo and Kiri are back early and it is not looking good. Bakugo said something to Midoriya again and Kirishima looked kinda mad so—" Hanta was cut off.
Denki hung up and Mina must have overheard since she looked just as surprised.
"Ochako get the bed switched. I will write the note and put it with the bed so they will think this is the only prank and then we leave. Denks make sure everything is exactly how it was."
They all quickly got to work, but before they got the chance to leave they heard the sound of the elevator ding followed by shouting.
"Shit," Ochako muttered.
"Shit," Denki agreed.
"Fuck," Mina chimed in.
Denki went for the door and locked it again and quickly turned off the lights before looking at his friends. "What now?!" he whisper-yelled.
"I don't know!" Mina muttered back.
They heard the door being unlocked and in a quick stupid panic, Ochako was pushing them into the closet and shutting the door behind them just as Kirishima unlocked his door.
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Eijiro was annoyed. It had been a while since his boyfriend acted like this and he really thought the man just needed a nap, at first. Then when they went to dinner things got worse. It wasn't until Eijiro asked where he wanted to go for their date that his boyfriend pouted.
Katsuki was just being a brat.
He complained the whole time they were out, though it wasn't too different from the normal conversation he provided anyway. Eijiro pretended not to notice. He was sweetly nice and did not buy into his boyfriend's attitude. It would only piss him off more and Eijiro loved seeing how far he could go before Katsuki broke. Until the blond was begging to be fucked. It was something Katsuki made him addicted to.
So he held the blond's hand as they walked back early since Katsuki was insistent that he needed to go to bed soon. It was nearing eight in the evening, and while Eijiro knew the man didn't actually go to sleep that early—he did, however, have a very long bedtime routine.
Once they walked into the common room and saw Midoriya studying with some of the dekusquad, Kirishima knew it was not going to go well.
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The door flung open so quickly Mina thought for sure they were going to be caught, but then she saw a puff of blond hair enter the room as if he owned it and she let out a breath she didn't even know she was holding. Ochako and Denki seemed to have the same thought.
"Just get the fuck over it," Bakugo complained.
"No, it was rude even for you."
"It was funny and the fucker was being a dick to me!"
Bakugo took a seat on the bed not noticing the bed switch part of their prank nor the pink note tucked under the pillow. Instead, the man just glared as he usually did when upset.
Kirishima sighed. "No, he wasn't."
"Pick his side then!" Bakugo got up to leave but Kirishima went after him.
Kirishima dragged him back into the room. At first, Mina thought it was just the two of them joking around, sparring was a must in their lives so it wouldn't be shocking that they worked things out that way too.
However, she was way off with that assumption.
When Mina looked up Kirishima wasn't smiling his usual smile, nope, instead, he looked pissed off. Mina and Denki both took a step back in the closet collectively getting closer to Ochako for protection.
Bakugo on the other hand seemed unbothered.
"You will apologize tomorrow."
Bakugo scoffed. "Like hell I'm apologizing to that damn nerd—"
"It wasn't a suggestion," Kirishima gritted out.
Bakugo seemed to pause for a moment before he rolled his eyes. "Go fuck yourself. Why do you always have to pick his side?"
"Maybe if you weren't such an asshole all the fucking time, I'd side with you every once in a while."
Mina covered Denki's mouth with her hand as soon as she could.
Kirishima rarely cursed and it was a bit shocking in general to see him so mad at Bakugo. The man looked at the blond like he hung the stars half the fucking time.
"Fuck you," Bakugo said just as pissed off.
Kirishima looked like a different person as he stepped closer, a smile that didn't quite reach his eyes. "Say it again Katsuki, I bet you'll get what you want if you act like a spoiled brat the whole night."
"Shut the fuck up I am not saying anything."
Kirishima scoffed. "Last I checked, that would be impossible for you."
Bakugo pushed him back. "The fuck is that suppose to mean!"
Kirishima didn't hesitate as he pushed Bakugo back until he was met with the wall, hands hardened around the explosion boy's. Mina wanted to comment or jump out but something was telling her the look in their eyes was not something she wanted to be at the end of.
They would just have to wait out whatever the fuck was going on.
It would be fine.
It very much would not, but she was a pro hero in training and was already scarred for life so it was most likely another thing to talk to her therapist about.
"Aw, now what?" Kirishima asked. When Bakugo was silent he continued. "You will apologize to Midoriya tomorrow."
"Fuck you."
Kirishima grinned and Mina was relieved when Ochako covered her and Denki's mouths. She wasn't really expecting that. Then again none of them were. Being in a closet that could see out into the room through the small slits in the door all the while no one could see in was a blessing and a curse.
When Mina took a breath and calmed down she watched out the closet door seeing Kirishima push Bakugo back to a wall again with such force she was surprised the damn thing didn't break. Bakugo only grinned, his feral grin that she only saw when he was in combat and just defeated the enemy.
"Aw, come on Ei, we know you can do better—"
Mina looked back to the others. Ochako mouthing the nickname just as confused as Denki looked about it. It all summed up what Mina had been thinking as well. A nickname that wasn't insulting by Bakugo? Impossible.
Kirishima's hand was holding Bakugo's hands together above the blond as he leaned in. If Mina didn't know better she would have said that Blasty had a blush on his face, the kind of blush Denki usually had when Jiro or Shinso talked to him.
"Shut. The. Fuck. Up."
Bakugo smirked. "We're getting somewhere, but not quite yet. Come on, you know you have to work for it—"
Bakugo was cut off once more, this time he was manhandled away from the wall and thrown to the bed. It was as if he weighed nothing to Kirishima at that moment. Mina really did not need to see them fight over something for the millionth time. She had their combat skills down so well she might as well be reading one of Midoriya's notebooks.
What Mina did not expect was for Kirishima to be this pissed off, even in hero training and he was chosen to play the villain he wasn't that intense. Yet, Bakugo was still unbothered—well for the most part—he still looked to be blushing but maybe he was hot and it had something to do with his quirk.
She didn't want to just assume.
"We need to get out of here," Mina whispered.
"I'm sorry I should have gone for the balcony and then floated us down but I panicked," Ochako whispered back.
"Hey, don't you dare apologize if you hadn't pulled us in here we would have been standing in the middle of the room," Mina corrected her.
She really thought they would have more time. If it weren't for Hanta calling Denki they would have been dead for sure.
"Uh, guys," Denki whispered.
Mina looked about out the door. She was about to burst out of the closet before something else happened. Because while she thought the two were just best friends—the room wreaked of sexual tension and she had her own to deal with thank you very much.
"You're always such a damn brat," Kirishima groaned. "What, you can't do a day without my cock?"
Again, Ochako thankfully was quick to cover Mina and Denki's mouths. The three of them looked at one another and Mina was pretty sure they all shared the same look of shock.
What the fuck?
When the fuck?
How did she not notice before?
Wait… is that why Bakugo was limping to class—oh God.
Bakugo is a bottom.
He is going to kill us, and our ghosts.
Wait he's afraid of ghosts, we can just haunt him.
Mina nodded to Ochako and she slowly uncovered their mouths. Mina had no idea how the woman did not gasp out in shock but she seemed to be the calmest one in the closet at the moment. Even though she looked just as shocked as Mina and Denki.
"Please tell me I didn't hear him right?" Denki whispered.
Mina and Ochako shook their heads, which in the dark lighting wasn't much but Denki knew damn well what he heard. They all knew it and the sexual tension was no longer a funny ha-ha joke Mina was making in her head.
"As if you don't like it when I wake you up," Bakugo scoffed. "My mouth around your dick," he grinned.
"As if you're not the one begging for me to breed him with cum every day. Do you really wanna play this game with me, Babe?"
If Mina thought he was blushing before he was burning up now. Bakugo took on a shade of pink even she couldn't manage.
"Fuck off, and just fuck me already Shitty Hair."
Mina wanted to comment at least they knew it was their Bakugo and not some clone or something. Leave it to them to have dirty talk of insults and shitty nicknames. She was not surprised at that at least.
"Aw, but you're so pretty when you beg for it, Kats."
Kirishima leaned down to Bakugo and kissed him, it was rough and messy as if she expected to see anything else with the two of them. It was like they were fighting even then. Seeing just how much tongue they liked to use was also not as surprising as the two kissing which Mina knew made no sense.
Kirishima moved down to the blond's neck and bit down. Not waiting for the gasp Bakugo let out, stop him before he was biting down again.
One thing Mina did not need to know about her friends was how they sounded when they moaned. Another thing she did not need to know was that Katsuki Bakugo had a very pretty moan, and she was almost jealous of it.
"I will have you begging to cum and unless you agree to apologize you're not going to," Kirishima informed him.
Without much warning, Kirishima was undressing the blond. Throwing off Bakugo's clothes first, he ripped his shirt off completely. The blond wasn't complaining—which would have been the first if Mina had to comment about it. He was strangely silent as his clothes were pulled off of him.
Mina thankfully wasn't able to see much as Kirishima leaned over his best friend—boyfriend—fuck buddy—and left kisses across his milky skin. Teeth marks being left from the looks of things.
As Kirishima's sharp teeth bit down into flesh, Bakugo seemed to slip deeper and deeper into whatever trance he was in. Lost to anything that wasn't the redhead on top of him.
Denki tried to turn away but much like Mina and Ochako wanted to do but it was nearly impossible—they had never seen Bakugo so silent from one of his fits where he was complaining, it was strangely fascinating. Ochako tried to cover her eyes or turn away from the door the best she could but unless they all wanted to be found out it was easiest to stay where they were and close their eyes given the cramped space they were trapped in.
However, that only lasted a few minutes until Bakugo was back at it with his normal volume. In addition to his normally scheduled cursing, he moaned like a whore apparently. Mina would be washing her ears for weeks at the absolutely crude sounds he was making.
"Eijiro—Ei ahh—Fuck," he moaned. "Ahahh, fuck just—fuck me already!"
Mina chanced a look only to see Bakugo laying on his stomach, being pressed into the sheets as Kirishima was behind him, fingers in Bakugo's pussy. He was slowly fucking the blond with his fingers and wow okay Mina was seeing all too much of her friends.
"Okay," Kirishima agreed.
Before she could close her eyes again she watched as Kirishima tugged off his boxers and Mina quickly looked away. Though she looked over to Denki who was looking right back at her horrified.
"Fuck's sake how is it that big?" he whispered.
They both looked back just as the tip of Kirishima's cock pushed into Bakugo. If Mina thought Bakugo's moans were dirty before they were enough to make a professional pornstar jealous at this point.
Drool was coming out of his mouth as Kirishima pushed more and more of his giant dick into him. It was like the blond was cock drunk or something. The normally grumpy man switched into a submissive and absolutely calm man none of them recognized.
"I was joking when I called him submissive and breedable but Kiri is proving me wrong," Denki whispered in true horror.
"We really need to get out of here," Ochako whispered.
"We can't until they leave or we will be for sure murdered."
"We could call someone to distract them, get them out of the room, say it was an emergency?" Ochako suggested.
"And how well will that work when they are literally fucking? Neither will answer their phones and once they realize it isn't an emergency we are back to being dead," Mina thought out loud, keeping her volume low.
They all stood there in the dark and Mina was starting to feel like a creep for watching them, but she got over it when she thought about all the bets she had won at least. Sure, the bakusquad thought that maybe someday their friends would get together, but even Mina who had been the closest to suggesting still was not ready to learn their joking bets would be true.
Sero hadn't bet, he agreed that endgame kiribaku would happen, he just wasn't interested in betting about someone's love life. Denki had bet it would be at least five or more years until the two even realized they aren't just bros, Jirou had bet when they were pros and had their own hero agency together. Which left Mina who had bet they would get together by graduation. So she was the closest.
Was it worth learning the way she did? Absolutely not.
Once Kirishima bottomed out in Bakugo, the blond looked nothing like himself he looked completely fucked out from that, how he managed to take the whole thing Mina was not sure she needed to know—then again she didn't really need to—nor want to—know any of this.
As much as she liked being in the know and having the gossip about everyone, she always did respect people's privacy and often let things go.
She just didn't want to die at the moment and unless they suddenly turned invisible they were not going to be able to leave until the two were done.
"Is that what you needed?" Kirishima asked in a condescending tone. He thrust forward, knocking the air out of Bakugo's lungs. "Soon to be pro hero Dynamight the stubborn cock slut."
"Ahhuh, fuck yes, fuck," Bakugo moaned with each thrust.
And that was not going to work for Kirishima, he pulled out and ignored the obscene whine from the blond and flipped the blond over with such practice ease, Mina did start to wonder how long they had been doing this.
Kirishima moved up from straddling him and instead sat on Bakugo's torso. "If you can make me cum with your tits, you only have to say 'sorry' to Midoriya, if you can't you have to say a proper apology for being a dick."
"Oh come on, it was funny," Bakugo replied.
"Making a dad joke and then turning to him and saying: 'not like you'd know what that's like' is not funny," Kirishima smirked at his best friend's facial expression. "Better push those tits together and open your pretty mouth."
Kirishima knew he won.
Bakugo did as he said he pressed his pecs together and Mina looked down to her chest and then over to Ochako.
"Is it just me for are they bigger than mine?"
Before Ochako could answer Denki was answering for her.
"By at least two cup sizes."
"What a bitch," Mina muttered in a hushed tone.
Kirishima covered Bakugo's chest in lube, pushing his dick between a valley of tits as the head of his cock was pushed into Bakugo's open mouth. Each time the head was pressed onto Bakugo's tongue he would hum in contentment.
Precum and drool covered his mouth, his chin, and lube covered his chest and he looked to be blissed-out by it all. It wasn't until he started sucking on the head as he took more control and moved his tits as Kirishima tried to slow him down.
Mina was not prepared to see one of her best friends paint Bakugo's face like the Mona Lisa. Thick strings of cum covered Bakugo's face and the blond let go of his tits only to bring a finger up to his face, wiping cum off his cheek only to put the finger into his mouth and moan as if he were Todoroki on cold soba night.
"Looks like I won," Bakugo smiled.
"Aw, but babe just because I came, doesn't mean I'll let you."
Bakugo froze with a glare that could kill, yet Kirishima was as unbothered as ever.
"But you said—"
"You still haven't agreed to apologize."
Kirishima let his hands trail down Bakugo's sides until his hand was back down and from the wet squelching sounds, it was back between Bakugo's legs.
"Fuck, fine."
"Fine, what?" Kirishima asked as if he wasn't three fingers deep in the blond.
"I will tell the fucking nerd sorry for making fun of his dad leaving him."
"How much did that hurt to say?" Kirishima laughed.
"Fuck off and fuck me already."
"As you wish, Babe."
Kirishima settled back between Bakugo's legs, pushing the blond's legs back, and despite just coming his dick had no problem pushing back into Bakugo.
"Do you think he hardens—"
"Denki, please do not finish that sentence," Ochako commented.
"Sorry but it's a valid question."
Bakugo was bent in half, his legs pushed up over Kirishima's shoulders as the red-haired man fucked relentlessly into him. With each thrust, Mina watched as Katsuki's tits bounced and his tongue nearly lolled out twice.
The blond still had cum covering his face, and was completely debauched as he came. Kirishima fucking into him even after Katsuki came. He only got louder with that.
If they did this daily Mina really felt back for Shouji. Maybe that was why he would randomly come down to the common room.
"Want me to fill you up?"
"Fuck yes, yes, yes ahhh just, cum in me—cum in me please!"
"Aw look at my little cum slut asking so nicely."
Kirishima leaned up and as if they were on the same wavelength, Bakugo opened his mouth wide. Tongue lolling out as Kirishima spit in it and then the blond happily swallowed.
"Oh my god," Ochako remarked quietly.
Kirishima pushed into Bakugo one last time before his hips stilled and Bakugo's mouth was open in pleasure. Mina could have sworn for a second that Bakugo looked over to the closet and they made eye contact, but nothing happened. If Bakugo had seen her he would have blasted her.
Instead, Bakugo wrapped his arms around the redhead and pulled him down on him for a moment. Until they recovered enough to move again.
"You wanna shower tonight or in the morning?" Kirishima asked after a moment.
"I am not sleeping with your cum on my face the whole night."
Kirishima smirked. "Wouldn't be the first time."
"Fuck off."
"I have twice. Which reminds me," he bit down on Bakugo's shoulder. "It would only be fair to do the same for you."
"Don't—I just—ahh."
Kirishima's hand was between them, rubbing quick circles on Bakugo's clit before he could finish that complaint. "You can always safeword, but I know you won't wanna, know why Kats?"
Bakugo groaned out even louder this time and within a few moments, Kirishima's hand was moved away once he came again. "Because you're such a slut for me."
"Fuck yeah I am, you damn idiot," Bakugo grumbled. "Fuckin' ruined me for anyone else with your damn monster cock. Now take me to the shower, I wanna sleep and we still have to change the sheets."
"Of course Babe."
Kirishima leaned down and for the first time that night, he gently kissed him on the lips. They were soft lingering kisses.
"Love you," Kirishima grinned.
"Love you too, now take me to the damn shower."
Kirishima pulled out, cum covering the sheets as he did so. He got up and grabbed the blond bridal style as he took him over to the connected bathroom.
Once the door was shut Mina counted to ten before slowly opening the closet. Denki and Ochako followed. Silently they made their way out of the closet, shutting the door behind them and walking over to the dorm door and unlocking it before leaving.
Mina didn't dare breathe until they were in the elevator. She pressed the emergency stop and turned to the others.
"We can all agree never to talk about this," Mina informed them.
"We can all agree it was traumatizing," Denki commented.
"We can all agree Bakugo is really flexible," Ochako added.
Mina nodded. "Right, like his legs were over his head and it was like it was nothing!"
Ochako laughed. "I can't believe that went so wrong so quickly."
"Yeah, we might be retiring the pranks for a while," Mina sighed.
"Ya think. I won't be able to look either of them in the eye ever again," Denki groaned.
"Hearing Kiri call someone a cumslut or Bakugo being such a cumslut—nope I am going to repress this shit," Mina tried to laugh it off.
They all went their separate ways after that. Mina and Ochako headed back to their dorms and for a moment Mina paused; she just couldn't drop it.
"Hey, do you think they knew we were there?"
Ochako stopped alongside her. "What?"
"I could have sworn Bakugo looked at the door. It was like he knew."
"If he did, wouldn't he—I don't know, kill us?"
Mina nodded, she was probably just seeing things. Seeing something so personal and seeing something she knew she was not meant to was just getting to her and she just needed to forget this night even happened and get some sleep.
"Yeah, you're probably right, good night Ochako."
The brunette smiled. "Night, Mina"
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The next day was normal. It was one of the rare times they went outside for lunch and the warmth of the sun was nice. Everyone seemed to be in a good mood and Mina had nearly forgotten everything about yesterday at least for a while.
Then like most things, it came crashing down.
"Here, you left your shoe in Eijiro's room last night." Bakugo threw the shoe at Denki who caught it with his face.
"Oh, and switching the beds was kinda annoying. There is a reason we only fuck in his room, my bed is not nearly as comfortable," Bakugo said shamelessly.
Mina and Denki froze and judging from the floating miso to Mina's left, Ochako overheard too. It was then it all clicked and Mina knew she was right.
"You knew we were there and you just continued—I can't believe—why the hell would you not just—ugh!"
"I mean you're the ones who broke in. Plus I'm hot so I don't really mind people knowing how well my boyfriend fucks me."
Mina glared at him. "You are a problematic little man."
"Dadzawa is right, Problem child one," Denki added.
Bakugo rolled his eyes as if he really didn't care. Mina wondered when the blond knew they were there. Was it the whole time or just when he looked over to the closet?
"Hey, guys!" Kirishima waved as he walked over to join them.
Denki let his head hit the table as he looked away. "Dude, I can't look you in the eyes right now."
Kirishima frowned. "What, why?"
"Don't be dumb, we know and we have seen too much," Denki explained.
Katsuki grinned. "Oh, I might have forgotten to mention, Pinky, Round Face, and Default Pikachu were in your closet last night."
It took a minute, then a blush the shade of his hair covered his face.
"Please tell me it was—"
Denki shook his head. "Going to stop you there. It wasn't."
Mina clapped her hands together to get their attention. "So we are going to forget it and officially call off pranks forever. Also, I am joining in on morning yoga with Bakugo from now on."
"As if—"
Mina cut him off. "Save it you blond whore, I have trauma now."
"Oh please, you got a free show."
"Kats I think—" Kirishima tried.
"As if I wanted to see my friends going at it like a bunch of needy whores!" Mina yelled.
"Mina that isn't—" Kirishima tried again.
Bakugo laughed. "Oh like you're one to talk, we all saw the hickeys from your 'girls trip' last week!"
"Touché you bitch," Mina finally said.
"Do you think I could join the morning yoga?" Ochako asked, walking over to their table.
"Oh me too!" Denki cheered. "Pretend I didn't say that like that."
"I hate you all," Bakugo exclaimed.
"Except Eijiro apparently," Denki commented. "You love him~"
"The fuck did you say?!" Bakugo stood up hand popping with mini explosions.
"Oh, would you look at that? I promised Dadzawa I would—walk the fish—gotta go!"
Bakugo growled and chased after him.
Mina sighed. "I can't believe you can calm all that down."
"Guys, just because he is loud all the time doesn't mean he doesn't have emotions." Kirishima got up. "I get we see different sides of him, but he just has a difficulty showing stuff like that to people."
Mina nodded. "You're right, it's just shocking."
"Now, if you don't mind, I have to stop my boyfriend from killing one of my friends… for the second time this week." Kirishima left it at that and went to get his boyfriend from killing Kaminari before Aizawa killed them both.
"So what did I miss?" Sero sat down at the table.
Mina and Ochako looked at one another and laughed. "So much dude. So much."
The End.