Hands off my Lame-O

The Loud House

M-rated

Lincoln Loud x Ronnie Anne Santiago

Separation from a loved one can have different effects on people, especially with significant others. For Ronnie Anne, she realized that she gets very territorial about her white-haired Lame-O even amongst family members.

Lincoln Loud and Ronnie Anne Santiago's Relationship has been one hell of a journey. from the way, got together, to the Santiago's move putting a wedge in between them stunting the growth, to overcoming the wedge with video calls and semi-regular visits. Even though they are as close or sappy as their older siblings in their relationship, they were happy and when people thought they would break up, they always found a reason to stay together. though for Ronnie Anne, her feelings for Lincoln went deeper and became more potent as the years went by, It was becoming harder to hide her blush and goo-goo eyes when talking to him, even just thinking about him. In short, she became obsessed with her boyfriend Lincoln.

The seed was planted at 13 years old when she told her lame-o about wanting to ride dirt bikes for her birthday. soon dirt bikes turn into a motorcycle craze and after her birthday she told Lincoln she wanted to get a motorcycle license. Lincoln, of course, was supportive the entire time. Helping find a school her family could afford and studying for her classes, nurturing the seed of obsession as none of Lincoln's dedication to helping was lost on Ronnie Anne, even if she didn't know it she was falling deeper in love with her lame-o.

It was at 15 did her obsession sprout. Thanks to Lincoln's help, she was able to pass her classes with flying colors. Now all she need to do was wait a couple more months to get her license. She should be happy but she isn't as her access to Lincoln has been limited since last Christmas. This isn't the first time they've had limited contact but with everything that was going on at the time, on top of her budding feelings, she was missing her lame-o something awful.

Months pass and her birthday finally arrives. She was ecstatic about her 16th more than any other birthday and for good reason, it was the perfect scenario. She would go get her motorcycle license in the morning with her dad, then they would go and get her the sports bike she's been saving up for from the dealer in the afternoon, and finally go celebrate her birthday with her family and her beloved lame-o, Lincoln. She woke up earlier than everyone else, hopped in the shower, put on some clothes that Lincoln bought her, and waited for everyone else to wake up and for her father to arrive. Everyone did eventually wake up but her mother informed her that her dad still had patients so he couldn't take her to get her license but should be here to meet at the dealership to pick out her bike. She was a bit upset but having both her mom and dad there to see her ride the motorcycle she paid for with her money was better than the original plan so she got over it. As Planned, her mom took her to the DMV to get her license which gave her father enough time to arrive at the DMV to see Ronnie Anne pick up her license. Then, it was on to phase 2 of the day. the part she had waited all year for, getting her very own motorcycle. No more renting scooters and borrowing dirt bikes for Ronnie Anne, she was finally going to have something to ride permanently. She was hoping the used purple 2006 Suzuki GSX-r600 was still on the lot when they got there. She went to the dealership almost every day for a year to make sure it was there. Unfortunately, those hopes were crushed as when they showed up the bike was gone, the dealership sold it a week earlier on the same day she last checked to see if it was still there. Her parents and the dealer felt bad and even tried to get her a newer model but she knew that her family couldn't afford the payments on the new bikes which is why she wanted the 2006 model. They left the dealership after confirming her gut feelings. Since they arrived back early, the party wasn't ready yet so Ronnie Anne decided to hang out with her friends to give everyone more time to set up.

She took some of the money she was going to spend on the bike to spend at the arcade and burn a couple of hours of daylight and take her mind off of the bike loss. And it worked, until her trek back home. She was alone with her disappointment and while she would normally hold it in until she was alone in her room, she let some of her tears flow. It was supposed to be the best birthday ever. her dad was here, she save for a year and a half working her ass off for the cash, and she had nothing to show for it. What was Lincoln going to think? Then she stopped in her tracks, she completely forgot about him. She groaned in frustration and wiped her tears away as they came down faster. She knew he wouldn't be disappointed in her and would more than likely comfort her like the lame-o sap he is. She also remembered he had a knack for making plans for and finding solutions for issues like this, maybe he would help her find a cooler, cheaper r600 or similar.

Her tears slowed, her eyes red and puffy, and her makeup ruined, she ran home as fast as he could. When She arrived She noticed her dad and uncle were missing but Lori was there. She asked Lori if Lincoln was there too but Lori told her the situation. The van broke down on the way there and while Lincoln opted to call a tow truck, Lori was on the phone with Bobby who relayed the information to the rest of the family causing their grandfather, Hector, to spring into action and call in a favor to a mechanic who just so happened to own a tow truck. When the truck pulled up ready to leave, Arturo decided to tag along and help. Bobby told Ronnie Anne they left 15 minutes ago and Lori said they broke down about an hour away from their house. She figure She had more than1-2 hours to change clothes and redo her make-up before Lincoln showed. She grabbed Carlota and rushed up to her room to get her makeup redid and change. the clothes Lincoln got her proved to be a little "tight" let's just say Sir Mix Alot's song definitely applies to her with a little extra to boot these days.

After 10 minutes she came back downstairs dawning a completely new look. She wore a tattered Sleeveless crop top, tight Leather pants and the Shattered backboard Air Jordan Retro 1's Lincoln scored her on their anniversary. She also had Carlota apply new makeup with smoky purple metallic eye shadow and Ethereal Purple lip-gloss. She wanted to wear a jacket but Carlota advised against it, even when brought to the other women in the house, they all agreed, a Jacket was not the right move. Bobby and Lori went to pick up the cake and came pack as Maria and Frida were finishing up the food. Ronnie Anne was doing everything she could to distract herself as the wait for Lincoln was killing her but luckily she didn't have to wait much longer as her grandpa, dad and finally her lame-o Lincoln walked through the door.

In an out-of-character moment, She rushed the door and jumped into Lincoln's embrace before he could reciprocate, She let him go and punched him in the arm for taking so long to bring everyone back to reality. After a long day, the party was finally in full swing. They sang happy birthday, cut the cake, ate good food, played games, danced, and all in all, had a wonderful time. When the time came to give gifts, this is where the flower of obsession bloomed

Clothes, cards, cash, and a new gaming console were the gifts her family got her. She loved them but it was Lincoln's gift that made her birthday Perfect. First, he gave her a dark purple leather jacket with her name embroidered on the back. she was happy for a moment but slowly became somber as the told him the dealership sold the bike she wanted so didn't have the bike. Lincoln only smiled at her and handed her a pair of keys. She couldn't believe it she punched him in the arm for stealing the bike she wanted just to gift it to her but as she was going in to hug him, He reveal that he wasn't the one who bought the bike. Which threw not only Ronnie Anne into shock but Hector and Arturo as well.

He guided everyone outside to the trailer hooked on the family van and revealed not a 2008 r600 but a 2021 R600. Everyone but Lori was completely floored, but none more than Ronnie Anne, In wasn't just a purple R600, it was built to her ideal specs. He bought 'HER' Suzuki GSX R600. She ask how he not only afford the bike but the mods too? he only replied "I let the van break down." She didn't get it at first but she looked at Lori who just nodded her head. She remembered Lincoln never talk about getting a car of his own but always mentioned saving money to maintain the van and said "I hope Lynn remembers to get the van fixed" the last time they video chatted. She then realized, the money he saved for the van went to her dream bike. With tears running down her face, she walked up to Lincoln and kissed him on the lips before burying her head in his neck and hugging him tightly. she repeated thank you and I love you to him all while sobbing into his shoulder he just kissed her head in response.

He asked her if she was gonna take the bike for a spin and she shook her head no. She didn't want to let go of Lincoln and her tight hold on his body made that clear. They took the bike off the trailer and parked it on the curb in front of the bodega and went back inside for the rest of the evening where Ronnie Anne never left Lincoln's side, holding his hand, Cuddling his arm, sitting on his lap, she was completely attached to Lincoln. Since Lincoln and Lori couldn't leave with the van in that state, they spent the night, and still, Ronnie Anne never left his side, opting to sleep next to Lincoln instead of her bed. The next day Ronnie Anne finally rode her bike and it was a dream come true, Lincoln was happy for Ronnie Anne. With the van fixed now, it was time for him and Lori to head back home. Ronnie Anne was a bit sad but made a vow to visit him every chance she got. When they drove off, something woke inside her, or rather she finally acknowledged it was there already. Being away from Lincoln made her crave him more and she knew the more she saw him the stronger the craving would get but, she was ok with that Lincoln was worth losing herself for.

I always felt there weren't enough Ronnie Anne x Lincoln stories so I wanted to make one myself but I dropped it obviously.