Chapter 9: Countdown to Zero

Grif and Church along with Lupin and Zenigata inside the cell.

Grif: Guys I'm a red too, I'm a red! I don't even know this guy! Come on, let me out.

Lupin: you realize that there is no sun out there because we're in the middle of a winter base..

Grif: wow you really have to harsh my vibes..

Lupin: I could see why your sergeants never really loved you..

Grif: so what I never even cared for him anyway..

Lupin: I guess that does make some Fair points..

Zenigata: can we at least be more concerned about the ticking inside of church..

Lupin: not the one thing we should be more concerned about is getting out of here...

Church: you know I wonder if the others are actually going to cover..

Sarge, Caboose and Simmons along with Jigen n Goemon in the janitor closet.

Simmons: Okay, we traced the bomb activation signal to Sidewinder. How much time do we have left Sarge?

Donut: (through staticky radio) Everyone here is set to transport.

Tucker: (through staticky radio) I'm not going through that thing. I'm serious.

Sarge: We need to get there as soon as possible. Did you set their teleporter to take them straight to Sidewinder?

Simmons: I walked Donut through it. He says he did everything right, but I figure they have a fifty/fifty chance of ending up in Sidewinder, or in the middle of deep space.

Sarge: What about us?

Jigen: I mean seriously do you even know when we're even going..

Goemon: yeah because certainly seems we don't even know the location where they could be..

Sarge: trust me the Red army is always right with Intel and science..

Jigen: you really are such a dimwit you know that..

Sarge runs through a teleporter, and emerges from another behind Caboose.

Sarge: Hyaaaaa- oh!

Simmons: Uh sir? The teleporter I reprogrammed is over there.

Sarge: Oh well, heads up evil-doers; here we come to save the diya-ah forget it, let's just go.

Grif & Church along with Lupin and Zenigata in the cell.

Grif: (singing poorly and totally out of tune) Nobody knows, the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows but Jesus.

Church: Will you shut up?

Lupin: yeah you're horrible at your singing..

Grif: well I don't see you doing anything for entertainment in a cell..

Lupin: I'll figure out to get out of here and recruit with the others..

Church: yeah because certainly seems if we don't do anything now O'Malley's about to commit his master plan..

Lupin: what kind of name for Villain is O'Malley..

Church: okay fine you can let me tell you O'Malley is or it's real name is Omega and AI that was given to by my ex-girlfriend Church which left me..

Lupin: okay that makes proper sense now see now we realized that that O'Malley or Omega the AI is controlling that medic guy first..

Church: and all we might actually know that his master plan actually something very big..

Zenigata: if I find that AI actually arrested a capture it..

Lupin: you dimwit how in the world are you going to capture a computer program.. seriously you really are a twit..

Zenigata: well I'll use some type of fancy science equipment..

Lupin: you really are a dimwit of not thinking of logically..

to a firefight down a hall somewhere.

Church: What's going on out there?

Grif: Oh man, maybe our crew's come to bust us out of the joint. I don't know if I can live on the outside though any more Church. I'm all institutionalized and shit.

Lupin: I certainly seem someone's actually taking out the guards..

Zenigata: what are they doing..!? Are really bad at their job!?

Lupin realized that he still had his weapon with him that the guard's not even consulate them.

Lupin: you know the funny part is that the guards did not even try to confiscate our weapons..

Church: normally every police station will not allow their prisoner to keep their weapons how ironic..

Grif: (to a salmon-colored guard) Hey screw, aren't you gonna go help your buddies? Oink oink?

The soldier runs around a corner and gets punched out. Church and Grif listen to the sound of invisible approaching footsteps.

Wyoming: (decloaking outside the bars of the cell) Hello Church.

Church: Wyoming? What're you doing here?

Lupin: who is this guy...

Wyoming look at Lupin and Zenigata not recognize two of them.

Wyoming: I don't even recognize you too before must be new with blue team..

Zenigata: what are you talking about I'm inspector zenigata of icpo..

Wyoming: icpo.. that thing only disbanded a year ago.. since during the human alien War..

Zenigata: no way you're lying, the icpo disband just like that..

Wyoming: well I'm telling you the truth and nothing bored than the truth itself..

Zenigata completely speechless and heartbroken by everything that just transpired by him.

Lupin: now then can you please tell us why you're here..

Wyoming: all right, Been hired to do a job with your little friend Tucker. Seems he's discovered some information that someone else isn't happy about.

Grif: Who's this kracker?

Church: Ah, he's just some scumbag bounty hunter that was in the same division as Tex.

Wyoming: Ah yes, dear Tex. After I take care of your little friend Tucker, I'll be taking care of her as well.

Church: When I get out of here, -

Wyoming: But you won't. Everyone here is dead now. Noone even knows where you are. So I suppose now you'll just have to starve to death. Hu-huh. Cheerio.

Wyoming goes invisible and runs off.

Church: We gotta find a way to escape, Grif.

Lupin: oh I actually have an idea..

Church: and what would that be..

Lupin got out of a some gum and shoot it for a second making Grif and Church.

Grif: oh come on you had some gum and you didn't get to share any with me..

Church: what would chewing gum actually do in a situation like this..

Lupin spits out the chewing gum they had until it exploded the bar of the cell.

Lupin: now it's time for us to make our getaway..

Church: okay then I didn't really expect that to happen..

Lupin, Church and Grif along with Zenigata to meet up with the others.

Sarge, Simmons and Caboose along with Jigen n Goemon standing around a teleporter receptacle.

Simmons: Okay, here they come.

Tex emerges and runs off, then Donut emerges.

Donut: Yeahah, I knew I could fix a teleporter. I guess these hands aren't just for manicuring after all. Yeahuh.

Jigen: who exactly was that in the black armor..

Summons: well let's just say that that is tex..

Caboose: she's a really strong mean lady..

Goemon: strong as an inhuman strength strong..

Caboose: I know it was hard for you to believe that she was able to lift our tank without breaking a sweat..

Jigen and Goemon completely remain silent as of Tex would actually killed about them without breaking a sweat.

Tucker emerges, covered in black stuff.

Tucker: OW, crap!

Simmons: What's all that black stuff on your armor?

Jigen: yeah that's the one that I want to ask as well..

Tucker: Just me? What the fuck?

Goemon: I felt like that is the most racist thing to say..

Jigen: yeah, but it's probably just dirt or something on his armor..

Caboose: Tucker, I am so glad to see you. Here. Let me help you clean your armor off, by rubbing you all over.

Tucker and Caboose run off.

Jigen: well this is just getting even weirder and weird about a second..

Goemon: telling me about it...

Tucker and Caboose run off.

Donut: Ooh ooh, let me help!

Caboose: Absolutely, Admiral Buttercrust.

Cut to Wyoming looking at those three through a sniper rifle.

Wyoming: Hmm, I don't see him. Perhaps they've disguised him somehow. Well played.

Tex looking at him.

Tex: Gotcha.

Simmons and Sarge.

Simmons: So what's the plan, Sarge?

Sarge: First, we need to locate Church and get that bomb defused. Then we can find Lopez, download our plans, and get back to fighting the blues.

Jigen: really excited there has to be more to this than anything else..

Simmons: what makes you think that there could be something more than fight against the Blues.

Goemon: like I don't know like something like a bigger spot behind all of this...

Sarge: Well, not every plan is perfect, so I suppose we could accidentally find Grif along the way.

Caboose, the clean Tucker and Donut.

Caboose: There, you are all clean.

Tucker: Thanks, but you didn't need to spend so much time on the codpiece, Donut.

Donut: A three-coat waxing is just my way of saying I care.

Cut to Wyoming looking through his sniper rifle at the newly cleaned Tucker.

Wyoming: Well, there we are, mate.

Tex: (aiming at Wyoming from close range) Hello Wyoming. Why don't you stop pointing that gun at my friend.

Wyoming: Allison, good to see you. How's our good friend Omega?

Tex: You tell me. He hired you, didn't he?

Wyoming: Now how did you know that.

Wyoming: Now how did you know that.

Tex: When someone lives in your head for a few years, you get to know him. Where is he.

Wyoming: Oh, he'll be along shortly.

O'Malley cocks a shotgun behind Tex.

Wyoming: Very shortly.

Tex: Oh crap.

O'Malley: (evil laughter) Only now do you realize the folley of your idle chit-chat! Evil wins! Hahaha! Good sucks an egg.

Doc: I'm really sorry about this sir- I mean ma'am- I mean miss!

O'Malley: Oh shut up.

To Be Continued...