Chapter 10: The Final Countdown
Doc (O'Malley) standing on an icy precipice.
O'Malley: Hahahahahahahahaha. You fools have fallen right in to my hands. Only now, do you realise the folly of your follies, hahaha. Prepare for an oblivion, for which there is no preparation! (evil laugh)
Simmons: O'Malley! The Reds and Blues are working together now! You can't hope to beat us.
O'Malley: You fool! My metallic friend is the only ally I need. Lopez, activate weather control routines.
Lopez:(Spanish) Okay.
Lightning shoots out of Lopez, and he becomes surrounded in what look like spinning mystic runes.
Simmons: Are those runic symbols a sign of some ancient technology?
Jigen: I'll certainly seems it does look like that..
Doc: No, I used to draw them on my binder during study hall. I always wanted to use them for something. Aren't they cool?
O'Malley: Shut up!
Jigen: talk about having two minds can actually really lead to a headache..
Goemon: you could say that, because it does have a headache of a two-faced..
O'Malley: shut up samurai, no one use that joke from Batman..
Jigen: certainly seems more like a Batman villain to me..
Sarge: Oh, Samson's back hair. They found our secret weapon. I developed a weather control device, but I was missing one critical piece of technology to make it work.
O'Malley: Hahaha yes. And now that I've located those "D" batteries, the Universe will be mine! Hahahahaha!
Tucker: Are you serious? You couldn't find D batteries.
Sarge: Only at gas stations, and they're just so darn expensive there.
Church along with Lupin and Zenigata runs up to everyone, still ticking.
Lupin: hey what's up..
Jigen: I'll let you say O'Malley actually had Lopez activated some type of machine..
Lupin: what type of machine was it was inside Lopez..?
Jigen: I should say if some type of weather machine built inside of Lopez..
Lupin: huh that's interesting..
Goemon: what's wrong with zenigata..?
Lupin looked at Zenigata across what you had a bit of a concern look for him.
Lupin: let's just say you have been through some stuff that you do not want to know about..
Grif: I've done hard time, Simmons. I'm not the man you used to know.
Simmons: Hard time? We were only separated for five hours.
Grif: Time moves slower on the inside, Simmons. It seemed like seven or eight hours to me.
O'Malley fires a rocket overhead that lands behind them. They scatter.
O'Malley: You foolish fools will never defeat me! You're far too busy being foolish! Ha! Oblivion is at hand!
Simmons: Sarge. I have an idea, but I need you to distract him.
Sarge: Will do! (turns to Grif, who's hiding behind the rock with him... again) Grif? I've never believed in you. Not even for a moment. But now, is your chance to prove yourself. To me.
Goemon sliced an upcoming rocket in half with different directions.
Sarge: oh that's sword is pretty good..
Grif: yeah, tell me about it..
Lupin and Jigen, Zenigata getting out they're weapons out and shoot it directly at the Doc however were missing him each time.
Sarge: Will do! (turns to Grif, who's hiding behind the rock with him... again) Grif? I've never believed in you. Not even for a moment. But now, is your chance to prove yourself. To me.
Grif: What can I do, Sarge?
Sarge: I need you to run right at O'Malley.
Grif: And shank him with my shiv?
Sarge: No. When he blows you up with the rocket, try to see if you can get your dismembered limbs and guts to clog the barrels of his rocket launcher.
Grif: You're kidding.
Sarge: It's a remote chance, I know. But it's worth a shot.
O'Malley: (running up to their cozy little rock) Ahhhhblivion is at hand! (evil laugh)
Doc: Cover your ears, guys. This thing is really loud.
Grif: This is it!
Simmons: Not so fast, O'Malley! Maybe we can't stop you, but I know who can!
A teleporter portal randomly appears in the middle of the ground, and the Battle Creek soldiers come pouring out of it.
A Blue Soldier: Alright, new level, yeah!
Blue and Red Soldiers: Whoohoo!
Simmons: Hey guys, you want your flag?
The Battle Creek soldiers all look at Simmons.
Jigen: what in the..!?
Lupin: who the hell are those guys!?
Simmons: He's the one that has it!
The Red Zealot: The crusade has begun! Our hour of glory is now at hand! Let all who would stand against us be washed in our divine light!
The Battle Creek soldiers start attacking the hell out of O'Malley.
O'Malley: Get away from me! No! Get out, no! Dow!
Simmons: We need to disarm Church's bomb, Sarge.
Sarge: Right.
Church: (getting hit by lightning from Lopez) Yow, whoohoohoo!
Sarge: Hold still, son, this'll just take a second. (kneels in front of Church)
Church: Don't you ever install anything above the waist?
Sarge: Oh no! That last lightning bolt fused the detonator! There's no way to turn this thing off.
Lupin: oh no..
Jigen: seriously you haven't crated anything else just stop this bomb..
Simmons: I mean no I've seen that well, I'm not actually the leader who came up with all of this scenarios..
Sarge: I didn't expect this to happen to us..
Zenigata: so this is how we're going to go out..
Battle Creek soldiers humping the fallen O'Malley.
O'Malley: No nup- that's disgusting, what're you doing?
Blue Soldier: Let me try, let me try.
Red Soldier: Heh heh heh.
Another Red Soldier: Take that dude!
O'Malley: I'm being violated!
Tucker: (pulling out a rocket launcher) Church, there's only one thing I can do.
Church: Hehey, what the hell?
Simmons: There's only twenty seconds left!
Tucker: If I blow you up before the bomb goes off, there's at least a small chance the rest of us will live.
Church: But the rocket'll kill me.
Simmons: Ten seconds.
Grif: You're gonna die anyway when the bomb goes off!
Lupin: are you really just arrogant for you to die..
Church: What can I tell ya, pal? Misery loves company.
Jigen: seriously is that the one thing to say as your final words..
Simmons: Five seconds!
Tucker: Sorry Church.
Church: Man, this blows. You guys suck.
Lupin: that's easy for you to say asshole..
The rocket launcher is shot right out of Tucker's hands.
Tucker: What the hell!?
Cut to Wyoming on an icy peak.
Wyoming: Sorry Private Tucker, but I always get my man. Say goodbye, mate.
Simmons: Uh guys, I hate to interrupt, but... zero seconds.
Tucker: Whuh oh.
Lupin: aw shit...
Jigen: well fuck..
Goemon: God damn it..
Zenigata: crap...
Church: What? Oh, son of a-
Cut to the ringworld halo exploding in a huge white blast that shoots all the way across space.
Everything went white for a second, until Lupin and his gang slowly woke up.
Lupin: oh my aching head...
Lupin slowly started to come to a census and look around that he was back in The hideout.
Lupin: what the... we're back!?
Lupin turn around to see Jigen n Goemon were also kind of knocked out from the blast.
Lupin starting remembering the time at the ice place along with the Reds and Blues at the bomb inside of church and the weather machine might have actually sent them back into their world.
Lupin walked up to his two members and woke them up.
Jigen: what in the.. how in the world do we get back..
Goemon: yeah I was supposed to say the same thing as well..
Lupin: well here's my theory with the bomb inside of church and the weather machine combined might have actually send it us back into our world..
Jigen: but wait what about the Reds and blues.. what will happen to them..!?
Lupin walked up to the window and looked outside of the sky.
Lupin: who knows.. I got the feeling that this is far from..
Goemon: so what do we do now..?
Lupin: well we'll have to figure a way some way to get back to their world..
Jigen: well good luck trying to come over that idea.
Lupin kept on staring outside the window at the sky.
Lupin: *sigh* until we meet again my colorful soldiers..
Lupin continued staring at the window at the sky only with a smile knowing that they will see the colorful soldiers again.
The End
A/N: this is the end of Act 1, so yes let's just say, I will coming up with some future crossover ideas as well... So I hope you guys liked this part.. you know that this story was short.. but I put a lot of efforts into this so please don't judge me... Bye-bye everyone..