Darkness
I don't own anyone in this fic. They are owned by Nintendo and Rare (sobs).
Whenever Kazooie talks in this chapter, it will be sinisterly (unless I say otherwise).
Chapter 2
At Spiral Mountain:
Banjo: (weakly) Kazooie, why did you blow up my wall?
Kazooie: Because I was looking for you Banjo.
Banjo: Why?
Kazooie: So I could KILL YOU!!!
Banjo: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!! (Kazooie lunges at Banjo, Tooty screams and hides, and Banjo, who had no time to defend himself, got knocked down, his body flooded in pain)
Banjo: (more weakly) Ow....
Kazooie: Hi-ya! (Kazooie wing whacks Banjo)
Banjo: (groan)
Kazooie: Take this! (Kazooie pecks Banjo's face many times)
Banjo: (even more weakly) Why are you doing this?
Kazooie: Enough talk! You will die now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Kazooie looms over Banjo, ready to fire a grenade egg when suddenly Tooty leaps onto Kazooie)
Tooty: NO!!!!!!! I WON'T LET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kazooie: (annoyed) Get off me you brat!!!! (Kazooie flings Tooty into the air and freezes her with an ice egg. Then she turns to kill Banjo, only to see two big bear-like fists a split second before they slam into her face)
Kazooie: Why you... (Kazooie kicks Banjo)
Banjo: Grr.... (Banjo bites Kazooie, only to be hit in the butt by a fire egg)
Kazooie: That hurt......
Banjo: Owie!!! HOT! HOT! HOT! (Banjo runs around with his butt on fire yelling "HOT!" until he sticks his butt in the moat around Spiral Mountain)
Banjo: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh......
Kazooie: (Sweat Drops) (Banjo and Kazooie continue their battle. Banjo grabs Kazooie's leg and bends it in extremely pain full ways, Kazooie pecks Banjo in the eye, making him let go of Kazooie. Then Kazooie flies into the air and bill drills Banjo)
Banjo: The pain..... (Kazooie flies into the sky again and tries to beak bomb Banjo, but Banjo rolled out of the way, and Kazooie hits her face in the ground. Banjo grabs Kazooie by the neck)
Banjo: It seems the tides have turned. Now, down to business: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!!!!!!!!! (Kazooie knows that if she attacks Banjo, he can easily snap her neck, but Banjo doesn't see Kazooie getting a grenade egg ready in her beak)
????: STOP!
Banjo: What?
Kazooie: Who?
How'd ya like chapter 2? I will not write any more chapters unless I get enough reviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't own anyone in this fic. They are owned by Nintendo and Rare (sobs).
Whenever Kazooie talks in this chapter, it will be sinisterly (unless I say otherwise).
Chapter 2
At Spiral Mountain:
Banjo: (weakly) Kazooie, why did you blow up my wall?
Kazooie: Because I was looking for you Banjo.
Banjo: Why?
Kazooie: So I could KILL YOU!!!
Banjo: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!! (Kazooie lunges at Banjo, Tooty screams and hides, and Banjo, who had no time to defend himself, got knocked down, his body flooded in pain)
Banjo: (more weakly) Ow....
Kazooie: Hi-ya! (Kazooie wing whacks Banjo)
Banjo: (groan)
Kazooie: Take this! (Kazooie pecks Banjo's face many times)
Banjo: (even more weakly) Why are you doing this?
Kazooie: Enough talk! You will die now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Kazooie looms over Banjo, ready to fire a grenade egg when suddenly Tooty leaps onto Kazooie)
Tooty: NO!!!!!!! I WON'T LET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kazooie: (annoyed) Get off me you brat!!!! (Kazooie flings Tooty into the air and freezes her with an ice egg. Then she turns to kill Banjo, only to see two big bear-like fists a split second before they slam into her face)
Kazooie: Why you... (Kazooie kicks Banjo)
Banjo: Grr.... (Banjo bites Kazooie, only to be hit in the butt by a fire egg)
Kazooie: That hurt......
Banjo: Owie!!! HOT! HOT! HOT! (Banjo runs around with his butt on fire yelling "HOT!" until he sticks his butt in the moat around Spiral Mountain)
Banjo: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh......
Kazooie: (Sweat Drops) (Banjo and Kazooie continue their battle. Banjo grabs Kazooie's leg and bends it in extremely pain full ways, Kazooie pecks Banjo in the eye, making him let go of Kazooie. Then Kazooie flies into the air and bill drills Banjo)
Banjo: The pain..... (Kazooie flies into the sky again and tries to beak bomb Banjo, but Banjo rolled out of the way, and Kazooie hits her face in the ground. Banjo grabs Kazooie by the neck)
Banjo: It seems the tides have turned. Now, down to business: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!!!!!!!!! (Kazooie knows that if she attacks Banjo, he can easily snap her neck, but Banjo doesn't see Kazooie getting a grenade egg ready in her beak)
????: STOP!
Banjo: What?
Kazooie: Who?
How'd ya like chapter 2? I will not write any more chapters unless I get enough reviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!